Lara Bingle vs Mimi Perkins

(BronzedOz Boxing vs ACB/BBU Independent)
(0-4 vs 1-2, 1 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The Perkins sisters work in tandem again and first up on the Sunset Beach in Dubai is Mimi who turns 23 years old next Monday. "Of course there's only ONE birthday present I want! That's Lara Bingle's overrated scalp! My birthday party will start like five seconds after I beat this cow up! Okay, so I'll wait for Leah to f### up Rhiannon Fish too! And then it's all party time!"

Meanwhile Lara Bingle believes the arrogance will cause Mimi's downfall tonight: "Yeah, I might not be a first choice elite fighter but I love the beach boxing setting and this is where I plan to finally break out in style! Moreover these social media one-hit wonders are so dumb! Mimi - what kind of a name is that anyway - plans way ahead of schedule here. She's gonna be sleeping like a baby during her birthday party because I intend to blow the doors off her!"

Lara Bingle wears a navy blue bikini set & pink gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Mimi Perkins wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair with blonde dye in loose curls. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Mimi bursts into some quick jabbing action but Lara lets her through and makes her look more than desperate with those ineffective efforts. She then stuffs her with a single cross-hook combo on the lips and loops a nasty hook on the temple that staggers the brunette on her heels upon impact. Here comes Lara! She splits Mimi's high guard and pummels her back to the ropes where she keeps head-hunting the seemingly vulnerable opponent until Perkins manages to clinch her. But Lara breaks free and tags her on the jaw before ripping more head shots to stamp her authority on this bout! Mimi weaves around on her feet in otherwise futile avoidance and can't stop the older model from landing all these naughty strikes before she slumps against the turnbuckle and Bingle whacks her with a late free shot on the nose to underline her dominance.

Round 2:
Mimi jumps into another hectic start and Lara tries to see her out again but this time she gets caught on the mouth with the initial burst and has to accept the ensuing slugfest. Both models trade heavy leather upstairs and Mimi lands her shots a lot better this time to the points she slumps the blonde on her heels. Lara gets stuck in the loose surface and struggles to swing from the back foot before she gets countered on the jaw repeatedly and has to bail out into mid-range. Perkins leaps after her but both women clash heads and the action slows down for a while until it picks up more jabbing steam in the final minute. Bingle holds her own trading blows with the younger foe and avoids getting punched onto the ropes but she still eats a needless cross hook on the nose right at the bell which makes Mimi believe she has stolen this round on the cards.

Round 3:
More trigger-happy action as Lara really flexes in her stride and seems hungry to topple the young pretender. However Mimi rises to the slugging challenge and begins to stack up punches into the blonde's face down the stretch to the point she neutralizes her in the center of the ring. Ugh! Lara shrieks out in pain when a torpedo double crashes into her nose and Mimi yells out in delight when she adds an uppercut follow up on the chin that sinks the older model on soft knees. She nails the ailing Bingle on the nose and drops low for a gut-checking changeup out of the ordinary. DOWN GOES LARA!!! How about that one? The proud blonde drops to her bums following that lone gut shot and even though she quickly gets up at six Perkins shouts right at her: "Ur ass is mine, bytch!" She jumps after the seemingly hurting opponent but remains too raw in her destruction plan and fails to put Bingle away during the final minute. Lara dekes around in avoidance and ignores more verbal taunts to survive the tough spell as Mimi fumes at the ref and wants the blonde penalised for "cowardice"!

Round 4:
Lara doesn't appear to be hurting at all and one can argue that was a lucky punch that scored Perkins the knockdown however the brunette has a lot of anger to release at this stage and she gives the older model no quarter forcing another slugging dispute in the center of the ring. Lara accepts it and rocks Mimi's head with the initial double before she gets nailed on the chin as the trade-off continues into the second minute. Perkins is still too raw to channel the downstairs attack according to Sarah Cumming and she doesn't try to seek that route until we reach the two-minute mark with Bingle working the counter-punching assault to neutralize the younger model. However she fails to sink Mimi with a proper power punch and has to fend off a late rally downstairs where Perkins flirts with a groin pressure and almost lands a knee into Bingle's womanhood that earns her a brief warning from the ref! Uh-oh! "I did nuthin', you moron!" And that angry response earns Mimi a point deduction that even makes younger sister Leah lose her mind over in the siblings' corner!

Round 5:
"She's totally losing it!", coach Nicky Whelan tells Lara to pounce on the dark-haired loose cannon but the problem is, Mimi's wrath allows her to jump into another slugging blast without any caution and Bingle leaks too many punches up the middle to cash in on the circumstances. She tags Mimi's jaw a couple of times but gets punked by a stray elbow in the chest and almost gets caught by a head-butt as Perkins seeks phone booth pressure. Lara slides onto her heels and tries to push off but lacks grip in the loose surface and gets bombed on the nose with a vicious left as Mimi goes low and belts the statesque blonde with a dose of body shots. Ugh! Lara wobbles forward and slumps against the brunette's waist before Perkins shoves her back and beats for a right-on-right cross that tears a small patch on the brow ridge. Lara slumps forward one more time and gets DRILLED by an uppercut double on the chin that SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES moments later. Nothing lucky about that punch as Mimi struts back to high-five her sister. Meanwhile Lara sinks into the knockdown daze and sits down on her heels as she tries to embrace the dizzy feeling. She tries to get up at seven but gravity takes over and keeps her in kneeling position when the count expires! KO5 Mimi Perkins!!!

AFTER: "Eat my dust, bytch!", Mimi kicks sand into the blonde's face who collapses onto her side and mumbles her heart out with Mimi twerking her curves on top of her for a while. This isn't Bondi Beach humiliation but Mimi can't wait to get her birthday party started even before Qantas flight takes her back home later tonight: "Told ya, I'm gonna whup this blonde bytch big time! Wish I could rip her hair out and stuck her bald head in the sand! Oh, well. I'll keep that for the summer! Australian summer that is! (...) Okay, now let's all watch how Leah f###s up that slag Rhiannon Fish! Tis will be awesome! Almost as awesome as my thumping of this blonde ####!" (laughs).

Official Result: Mimi Perkins def. Lara Bingle KO5.