Mathilde:
(24, 5’11, 6:2 BBU, SIRENs)

Terese:
(27, 5’10, BBU Debut, Free Agent)

BEFORE:
Mathilde Gohler not looking all too happy at the press conference, arms folded across her chest and sulking eyes downwards even when the announcer introduces her name to the audience.

“I haven’t been given the opportunities that I fully deserve. Period. I should be fighting my way up to the title belts, or getting another shot at that bitch, Skriver, yet here I am, languishing in yet another fight with yet another wannabe Danish girl. How many times do I have to take out the trash before I’m taken seriously, huh? And oh yeah, every offence to you, Terese.”

Her opponent tonight is a ravishing blonde who’s tall, beautiful, and definitely has Danish blood flowing through her veins. She winces slightly at those harsh words, not used to blatant disrespect where she comes from, before replying in earnest:

“Offence taken, Gohler. I wouldn't want to fight a has-been like you either, you know? Give me Dani Robertson or Satta anyday, but I promise to put you away in five rounds flat, then show the world that I fully deserve your place at the table. How’s that, bitch?”

Sheesh - are the Danish girls always this abrasive? Mathilde still seething at her words when the two girls meet front and center at the podium. Cameras flashing off as foreheads touch and bodies shoved roughly into one another, fingers poking pointedly into the chest. Violence almost erupts there and then, if not for the dutiful intervention of the ring officials, who herd the two models backstage for final prep.

One can’t ignore those backstage rumours however that Terese is a veteran foxy boxer in her own right, having engaged in plenty of promotional activities in gentlemen’s night clubs, where she faced off with other girls wearing nothing but skimpy bikinis and giant boxing gloves. Well, we fully welcome her to the real world tonight, as she explodes into the arena looking like a million dollars and knowing how to sell herself to the crowd. The blonde is wearing a classy white lingerie brassiere and tight briefs, red gloves being donned as she grins constantly to the cameras. Mathilde is next to emerge from behind the curtains, that scowl permanently evident on her face as she plants both hands on her hips, hugged by a violet bra and panties, together with white gloves to round off her outfit.

Later in the ring, referee knows better than to ask these two to touch gloves. He waves for the bell to start and HERE we go with ten rounds of (hopefully) more than foxy boxing action!

ROUND 1:
The BBU ain't about foxy boxing, however, and Terese soon learns this fact the hard way! She meets Mathilde in the middle of the ring, tapping her fists forward as though thinking Mathilde will tap right back at a tapping convention. Instead, Gohler looks at her funny, before BLASTING a right hand straight to the middle of her face! Wow-ser - that was quick! Terese shocked to the very bones of her being as her body literally shudders backwards from the impact of the punch, that brain disappearing into leather must be wondering what the hell just happened. Did she get into a car accident or what?? Mathilde showing the newcomer no mercy at all, doesn’t let another stray thought enter the blonde’s mind as she continues whacking fist after fist into her face, now made slightly harder due to Terese’s wild flaying about as she backs away though. The blonde simply looks out of her depth and doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing in there, as she panics and goes into full-on retreat mode! Mathilde methodically keeping pace with her quarry, in no rush to end things just yet, just shooting sweet jabs repeatedly into her face, body and everywhere else, like having a gleeful time a shooting gallery galore as she secures the easiest round of her career so far!

ROUND 2:
Terese can’t help but getting pummeled to the face over and over again, even as she tries to steady herself for a comeback in the second round. She suddenly remembers her training, locking her arms over her face as the first of Gohler’s jabs come shooting inwards. Terese actually trying to make this fight a competitive one but the audience members, but unfortunately, doesn’t get past the salad bar. Mathilde simply picking up her pace, swinging powerful hooks into the arms and the side of the head, blasting the poor rookie around and about, until a third such shot DOWNS Pagh Teglgaard in the very first minute of the round! Terese like a ragdoll in the fighting, getting blown about even when she’s solely defending against those hooks. Again, I don’t think we’ve seen a faster knockdown from Gohler’s corner before!

Terese laid out on her side now, groaning loudly and probably thinking to herself why did she decide to do this boxing thing in the first place? Crowds at least a little sympathetic, chanting her name out loud and encouraging her to get back up to finish this fight properly. Kudos to the rookie, as she does exactly that, or at least tries to, recovering to shaky feet just as the referee reaches the count of 9. This however annoys Mathilde to no end, thinking that the fight was done and done and there’s no need to waste any more of her precious time. Terese looks even shakier than before, however, mouth sucking in deep gulps of air as she steadies herself best she can. But it’s no use - bell rings and Mathilde comes CRASHING inwards once more, blowing away her flimsy guard like a piece of paper in the wind, then rocking her upper torso left to right, right to left, and landing a neat, lights-out-KO uppercut that STUNS the poor newbie straight on the chin! DOWN TERESE GOES for the final time this fight, lucky not to have suffered facial damage if Mathilde was being kind to her!

Official Decision: Mathilde Gohler defeats Terese Pagh Teglgaard via KO2!

AFTER:
Not sure if Mathilde should be celebrating all that much at having put down a brand new girl to the ring. If anything, this should have been some sort of sparring match to get Teglgaard’s feet wet, but hell if Gohler’s gonna be the one to do it. Mathilde stealing the microphone from the ring official and once again calling out her nemesis, Josephine Skriver, to face her back in the ring - now there’s a proper match-up between two worthy opponents if we’ve ever seen one. Gohler then completely ignoring Pagh, still laid out on the ground, then striding out of the arena without another word. Hopefully, the next girl who, she challenges will put up a better fight, no?