(This Is Glamour vs BBU Independent)
(9-14, 9 KO vs 4-1, 4 KO)
JMD Value: 32H (Natural) vs 30C (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Page Three legend Lucy Pinder lost to current BBU JMD champion Charlotte Church a little over twelve months ago which rules her out of contention for the time being but she's thirsty to punch out a fellow jug muggin' contender Cara De La Hoyde tonight. The former 'Love Island' contestant was blasted out by the pocket dynamo Lacey Banghard herself yet she returns to take down the legend and let's face it, every single girl in the UK wants to claim Pinder's scalp - or her bikini top to be exact.

Lucy enters the arena like the living Page Three legend she is, Cara might have gained plenty of support after her 'Love Island' endeavour but she's no match for the Pinder fanbase. Lucy is busy shadow boxing during the introductions however she lets Cara know where it hurts as she swings over the referee's shoulder and nails the Kent brunette on the nose!

Lucy Pinder wears a black bikini set with white trim & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. Cara De La Hoyde wears a white basque top, matching hotpants & red gloves. Long black hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Cara powers ahead with the early jabbing attack and rocks Lucy's boobs from each side but the older brunette refuses to buckle and responds in equally slugging fashion before she catches her foe with a straight elbow that seems to hurt Cara more. Another looping cross finds the solar plexus and the 'Love Island' babe wobbles to her heels with Lucy jumping into an uppercut blast to drop the fellow brunette onto the ropes. Cara loses her aggressive drill and allows Pinder to pound her with more uppercuts before the glamour model slams her with a vicious hook on the nose to close out the action.

Round 2:
More slugging menace from both sides as Cara lifts Lucy's boobs early on again only to meet a stubborn reply straight up the middle. Lucy barks in her efforts to outwork De La Hoyde in the proverbial phone booth and digs another not-so-stray elbow into her rack that makes the younger brunette yelp in pain. Lucy cashes in on the vulnerable moment and sends more clear uppercuts on target before blasting a left cross on the nose. Cara yells out in pain and trips back to the ropes where Pinder pins her into more slugging trouble as she splits the guard to lift more jug and leave the 'Love Island' winner gasping for air come the bell.

Round 3:
Lucy feels really confident now and tries to blitz the 'Love Island' winner through the middle but Cara nails her with a pinpoint hook on the nose before dropping the uppercut attack and reeling the glamour model on the spot. "Bytch", Lucy refuses to back off at first but gets her cleavage pounded in speed dial fashion regardless and stumbles to the side while Cara belts her on the liver area with a quick punch. Ugh! Lucy lands on the ropes and bounces into more uppercut trouble as the younger woman simply powers ahead up the middle and lifts Pinder's rack against the slumping chin! Cara barks in her efforts and keeps Lucy pinned in the corner while trying to punch her boobs into the open. Lucy visibly struggles underneath the attack but puts on a game face after the bell and bumps her rival in the shoulder which forces the referee into hectic prevent mode.

Round 4:
Both women dish out heavy uppercut attack in the opening minute before Lucy finally misses her punch and wobbles forward into a vicious shot on the temple. She stumbles to the side with a whimper and has to soak up De La Hoyde smoking her up the middle again. Cara wastes no time to take advantage of Pinder losing her footing and pounds her butt-in-ropes where she glues her mitts into the mode's rack. Lucy aches out in visible pain and tries to wrestle the younger girl to the side but Cara has none of it and keeps drilling the massive 32H rack before she delivers another elbow shot on the solar plexus. Ugh! Lucy wobbles forward with her loudest cry of the night and gets SMOKED by a cruel hook on the jaw moments later! DOWN GOES PINDER!!! The Page Three legend crumbles on her knees and Cara gloats over her for a while which delays the count. What's worse for the 'Love Island' winner the clock expires when the count reaches five and Pinder has been officially saved by the bell! Cara only shrugs her shoulders and shouts back at the ailing foe: "You're soooo done anyway! Quit on the stool or I'm gonna blow your tits up!!!"

Round 5:
Pinder refuses to quit on her stool and has to weather a frantic jabbing storm from the seething Kent brunette. Cara tries to finish the glamour model with one sweeping drive but gets pulled into a wrestling struggle along the ropes as Lucy grabs her arm and slams a low blow into her groin! Uh-oh!!! Ref tries to drag Lucy away but another looping hook nails Cara on the nose and cripples her into spasms. Lucy jumps on the suddenly vunerable opponent and drives her mitts up the gut to trap De La Hoyde on the turnbuckle where more vicious blows punish both the rack & midsection. Cara eats an accidental head-butt as well which actually slows Lucy herself and the final minute is all about exchanging single punches as De La Hoyde remains on standby and struggles to embrace those several fouls from Pinder. Lucy doesn't care though and drops another very low punch that just stays above the waist-line however the younger brunette is furious and wants a word with the referee. Meanwhile Lucy is busy adjusting her bikini top and appears to be back on track in this bout.

Round 6:
Cara really wants to make the older brunette pay for that previous round but gets caught out by another elbow in the chest incident and eats a brutal uppercut on the jaw that drops her into a jabbing haze moments later. Pinder just blasts the exposed cleavage of her opponent and backs her onto the ropes where she places her forearm into her face and pummels the daylights out of the De La Hoyde rack! Uh-oh!! Even such a stubborn lass like Cara can't embrace this punishment anymore and SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES just before the one-minute mark while Lucy struts back to her corner. Cara is HURT!!! She drops on all fours and just can't recover her breath while the ref issues a rather quick count. She tries to make a last-ditch recovery effort at eight but collapses on all fours again and it's OVER!!! Controversial KO6 Lucy Pinder!!!

AFTER: Melinda Messenger high-fives Lucy and pours some oil onto her breasts before removing her gloves. Lucy turns around to lift the kneeling Cara by the hair before she slams more punches into her tummy: "I hope this hurts you even more, bytch!". Cara duly slides back on the canvas with eyes cloed and is left totally at her opponent's mercy. Lucy rubs her oiled breasts against her face and presses down hard to smother her out... but just not yet! She demands De La Hoyde to confirm who's the superior woman alas the vanquished brunette is in no shape to respond and bursts into spasms pleading Lucy to let her go! That response only angers the Page Three legend who proceeds to apply the breast smother as Cara chokes on the baby oil and kicks out in frustration. She cannot stop the weight of Pinder's breasts sending her into unconsciousness though and Lucy slaps her on both cheeks once she completes the jug-smother. "Yep, she's OUT!!! So, where is my performance bonus?" (giggles).

Final result: Lucy Pinder def. Cara De La Hoyde KO6.