Renee Herbert vs Sam Faiers
(ACB Independent vs The Only Way Is Essex)
(2-1, 2 KO vs 0-7)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Twin sister Elisha just knocked Jeanette Biedermann out and remains ringside to support Renee Herbert's own bid to make headlines in the United Kingdom! Cardiff Arena isn't exactly Essex but Sam Faiers was offered enough appearance fee to make the 200 mile trip west and actually vows to give the Australian hot shot a lot of trouble tonight. That's a bold statement from an otherwise winless fighter and even BBU TV's Denise van Outen wonders who is more desperate here... the fans still paying money to see Faiers in the ring or the girl in question herself who just can't admit she's not going anyhwere with this celebrity boxing thing... but here we are and Renee is all ready to smash Sam all the way back to Essex!

Renee Herbert wears a yellow bandeau bikini set & green gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. Sam Faiers wears a crimson red bikini with white trim & white gloves. Long brown hair with blonde dye tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Sam tries to catch the Aussie over the top but only lands a single punch before Renee spins her to the side with a drilling hook on the temple. The Aussie tourist follows through from the other side and rips Sam on the mouth which triggers a lenghty one-sided assault that leaves the Brit vulnerable sooner rather than later. Renee shows the blonde no sympathy whatsoever as she glues her mitts into her face and the Essex woman simply can't stop the rout as she gets bulldozed to the ropes in a hurry where she bellows out behind a tight earmuff instead of punching the Aussie model back! Ugh! Renee can't believe her luck as she finds no resistance from the Brit before one meager hook actually finds the target... Sam tries to land another one but gets bumped on the jaw from the inside and must consider herself fortunate Herbert doesn't blow her away on the spot! Ref hauls the brunette off at the bell but this is still easy pickings for the ACB free agent!

Round 2:
Faiers doesn't have the legs to escape another jabbing rush and becomes glued to the spot upon impact when Renee beats her for the initial punch and tees off with more ruthless venom up the middle. Ugh! Sam throws chaotic response over Herbert's head and eats steady leather from both flanks which drains her resistance level with every second. She tackles the Aussie low but then bumps her nose off the top of her forehead and suddenly eats an uppercut blast on the chest that cripples her into more spasms. Renee clobbers her onto the ropes shortly afterwards and begins to carve more lumps on her face as she traps her into a head-hunting gaze just past the two-minute mark. Faiers hangs on while getting blasted from both flanks back & forth until she slumps against the turnbuckle late as Elisha shouts from the opposite corner for Renee to "finish the dumb bytch off!!!" However the Aussie model holds back at the last moment and prefers to gloat over the trembling Essex woman who is left standing still at the bell. Oof! Even Denise van Outen finds it amusing and let's hope Sam doesn't quit on her stool now!

Round 3:
Sam doesn't quit but Renee races across the canvas to resume the heads-up pounding and breaks the blonde's resilience when she tags her on the jaw with a vicious double. Ugh! Faiers tries to swing off her back foot but loses her range and Herbert whacks her on the chin with more brutal shots before bursting a bloody gash under the left eye... Sam slumps forward with a whimper and doesn't even register another booming hook that finds the nose AND PUTS HER DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE!!! Uh-oh!! Renee struts back to twin sis Elisha in the corner and believes she's done all the work here... and she's not wrong... Sam blinks frantically for a while and then collapses on her back with eyes closed as she's simply had enough so the ref duly waves off the count!!! KO3 Renee Herbert!!!

AFTER: It's two-for-two for the Aussie twins and while Renee truly blew Sam away, this is a mere preview of the real test scheduled for next week! BBU TV's Denise van Outen is quick to have a word with the exciting tourist duo and Renee vows to punch Helen Flanagan into total oblivion which would seem far-fetched if Green & Gold's Sarah Cumming didn't let Denise in on the underground tapes from ACB unofficial sessions. "These two are literally even more impressive than Leah & Mimi Perkins... I know it sounds crazy but just wait and see! Hell, Bonnie Sveen must be feeling so happy right now Renee wants a crack at the BBU best before she actually wins some hardware in Australia first!" Well, the stage is all set and we're gonna find out if the Herbert twins are the best thing coming from Down Under since Miranda Kerr real soon!

Official Result: Renee Herbert def. Sam Faiers KO3.