Megan Fox vs Amber Heard

(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)

Megan:
(34, 5’4, 114, 60:29:1 FCBA, VIXENs)
Amber:
(34, 5’7, 11:15 FCBA, The Fighting Academy)

BEFORE:
“When’s Megan going to learn? She simply can’t punch above her weight class and hope to survive,” Amber smiles as she shakes her head at the pre-fight press conference.

Blonde and brunette are gathered at opposite ends of a packed press room, as she earns a scowl from Fox, before continuing: “She’s lost to Rosie, and at one point, she even tried to take on Decker, I heard. If she wants another Lightweight to beat her up so badly, I’m all for it.”

Fox looking incensed but finding it hard to dispute those cold, hard facts. It’s true that the sultry Vixen’s been trying to move up to Bantamweight and test her toes for a bit, but each time she’s made the leap, she’s fallen flat on her back.

“It’s true, you know? Heard’s right,” Fox starts, earning silence from the room. “I’m three inches shorter, but Amber’s still one hell of a b*tch, isn’t she? First, she got tangled up in that Johnny Depp sh*t. Now, she’s gonna compare my fight record to hers? I’m about to enter the Hall-of-Fame, b*tch, whilst Amber’s about to go to jail for slander. I think there’s absolutely no comparison here.”

Tense atmosphere in the room as both ladies confront each other head-on at the podium - lots of nasty words exchanged between actresses prior, with Heard left unsettled by those attacks on her personal life. She taunts Megan continuously, lifting her nose and trying to drive in her height superiority. Megan calm and cocky, fists raised and restraining every fibre in her body to slap the blonde across the cheek. Thankfully, the ring officials push them apart just as Amber begins to shove her chest into Fox’s in an overly aggressive manner, almost triggering an early catfight in front of the reporters. Almost. Ladies herded away and backstage as the officials wrap up.

Later, we’re back in the ring and arena: Amber in one corner, slick black cloth bikini for a top and bottom, her blonde hair braided back with white gloves raised, gesturing for Fox to bring it. At the other end of the ring, Megan swinging her arms back and forth in last stretches, a pink bikini top and hot blue denim shorts for bottoms, red gloves strapped on and ready to go. Referee waves for the bell and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Bantamweight action!

ROUND 1:
Fox facing trouble early as the taller blonde goes to work, Heard not bothering to hide her glee as she pounds and batters the Vixen’s arms from afar, using a combination of power and distance to hold the advantage throughout the first round. Fox knows she’s facing an uphill battle but that hasn’t stopped her in the past, keeping her head covered up and only taking potshots at Heard whenever she senses an opening to fire back. Amber takes a couple of hits this way to her mouth and body, but it’s more out of her own carelessness than anything else, and with only herself to blame, as she lets Megan counterattack with a late hook that’s slammed into the side of her head. But, for the most part, her reach advantage proves too much for Megan, who’s struggling to close the distance in the closing seconds of the round, even as Amber retreats to shore up her defensive line.

ROUND 2:
Fox’s fighting smart, however, keeps up the appearance of defending and blocking, egging Heard forward to try and close the gap for both their sakes. It works this round, with Amber grunting as she tries to impose more combos on the Vixen, left-right-left flurries sailing into the head, hoping to stun Megan good and early, but Fox covers up and absorbs before letting loose across the blonde’s face and tummy in between the swings, on one occasion sending the bigger blonde stumbling off to the side when a haymaker connects with her forehead. Fox scooting after her taller foe, still wary of Amber’s reach advantage and wanting to negate as much of that as possible. Amber manages to avoid getting trapped on the ropes but not before the smaller brunette gets right in her face, Megan chugging away at her tender abdomen and Heard shoving her own gloves back into her fellow actress’ face and shoulders before managing to get away.

ROUND 3:
Fox continues to press her advantage, having given up running from her taller, possibly faster foe as she skirts in hard and fast, lets her attacks hit Heard on the arms before the blonde has any chance to retaliate. Amber having the tables turned on her this time, having trouble getting away from the shorter, more sultry Vixen, with Megan reaching low and taking bruisin’ swings at her torso and chest, exploiting her foes’ disarray in more close quarters combat. Fox manages to pin the taller woman on the ropes multiple times this round, relishing the hooofss and gaaahhhs from Amber’s lips as she presses against her body whilst rocking the blonde with hits to her midsection, air driven out of Heard’s lungs as she struggles to get free. Last minute however sees Amber find her bearings, panting hard as she keeps distance and scores back with her patented long jab till the bell rings.

ROUND 4:
If Megan can keep this up, there’s no doubt she’ll come out of this fight victorious. Trouble is the Vixen’s also expending lots of energy by chasing her opponent down, with Heard taking a page out of her opponent’s playbook and keeping her distance for fear of another assault on her body. Fox stubbornly goes running after the blonde, sending wild swings towards her head but falling short due to her lack of reach. One or two manage to thump hard into Amber’s chest or side, but for the most part, it’s Heard who begins to steal the points back, picking Fox off from afar as she jabs and crosses at the Vixen’s face while she charges. The end result is Fox left grunting and rubbing her cheek midway in the ring, having lost the edge in terms of points at the end of the round, when yet another fast combo stings her on the nose from afar.

ROUND 5:
Amber knows that despite her height and reach advantage, she can’t underestimate the Vixen at this halfway mark. Cautious start for both women as they spend the first minute testing each other out, gauge their comfort levels before going all in and looking for the killer knockout blow to the chin. It’s Fox who roars in first, bobbing left and right around a two-punch combo from Head, which was aimed at her face, instead drives a right hand hard into the blonde’s chest, another follow-up left cross crunching into the nostrils. Heard gurgling and groaning, but blocking more attacks as Fox switches targets to her body. But that self-assured smirk on the Vixen’s face is equally wiped off as Heard takes a smattering of blows to her waistline, then delivers a swipe of her own across the Vixen’s face, drawing a shout of pain from Megan’s lips. Round sort of balances itself out towards the end, with ladies continuing to punish each other but only when it’s safe to do so, and the round ends in Fox’s corner by a small margin.

ROUND 6:
Megan’s continued push forward is not doing wonders for her stamina, however, and the Vixen is forced to endure an early charge from Amber at the sound of the sixth, with Heard not giving her counterpart any chance to steal the narrative this time, opting to fly in and begin her attack before Fox knows what’s hit her. It has the desired effect, throwing Megan into a fast panic and forced to cover up for fear of eating a multitude of jabs and straight hands to the face. Amber pressing the attack, paying the Vixen back with plenty of stiff thumps to her body and chest, occasionally stunning her shorter foe with a right hand driven down the middle of her arms and into her chin, knocking her head back with a groan. Suddenly, Fox’s seeing stars, the combination of hits just too much for her to bear as she wilts into the ropes for a brief moment! AND HERE COMES HEARD, showing no quarter!! Blonde jumps in and FIRES ON ALL CYLINDERS, and poor Megan is bowled over from thumping shots to the middle of her tummy, more rocking hooks catching her on the side of her head, and suddenly, the poor girl’s THROWN OFF HER FEET AND DOWN ONTO THE GROUND!! A brutal KNOCKDOWN for Amber Heard, who proved the naysayers right this time in KO6 fashion!

Official Decision: Amber Heard defeats Megan Fox via KO6!

AFTER:
Megan, try as she might, could not get off her knees in time to recover, holding her throbbing jaw as she crawled up to all fours but made it no further during the referee’s 10-count. Amber cursing and taunting her throughout the process, having stumbled back to her own corner looking winded as well and very much wanting the match to end.

Who knows? Perhaps if Fox were a few inches taller, this fight would have been much more interesting and an even affair. For now though, Amber’s hand is raised by the referee, the Hollywood actress trying to put her sordid affair with actor Johnny Depp behind her as she celebrates with a big smile and excited leap towards her corner.

“Fox is yesterday’s news. She tried to be someone she’s not and paid the price for it. I hope she knows better going forward that she can’t beat me,” Heard says to reporters later on with a smirk. “And allow me to be clear - I didn’t just win because I’m taller or bigger. Fox lost the fight because she simply wasn’t as good.”