BEFORE:

"Let me say," says Emma with a smile, "That I'm not HALF as excited to be getting my first FCBA fight as I am to be getting it against Eilish. And, that's all I'll say about THAT."

"I'm going," says a hard-eyed Billie, "To knock her into next WEEK. And, that's all I'll say about THAT."



ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back and ringside and that's 'Coffee Queen' by Lil Moop..."

McCarthy: "OK. That's IT! I DEMAND we get better music around here!"

Cassie: "Of course, if Mac read the prep material, she'd know that Lil Moop is the alter ego of the young lady coming to the ring right now."

O'Dell: "And, that would be the lovely Emma Chamberlain!"

McCarthy: "Give me a BREAK! I'm not reading Lavigne's propaganda, this song sucks, and this girl is a celebrity like Campbell is a Playmate!"

Cassie: "She has almost ten MILLION subscribers, so..."

McCarthy: "And NOT ONE FCBA WIN!"

O'Dell (sighing): "Chamberlain into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a chartreuse number and a body that's getting the approval of the crowd, and that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' pounding through the arena, and that can only mean that 'Buxom' Billie Eilish is on her way to the ring!"

Tess: "Billie got a bit of a break late in the year. Fought seven times in the first eight months of last year, then was given a breather for the last four months of the year."

O'Dell: "But, she's back now and into the ring where she's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. And, she's looking plenty good in that emerald number we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"

McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Eilish!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Here we go, and, that's a pretty unorthodox stance from Chamberlain, a sort of crab style as she works forward. Eilish OK with working inside, of course, and we're in the booth early. Billie looking to dig some body in there, but Emma with that cross-armed style giving her problems."

Cassie: "That's definitely pretty unique, what she's doing..."

O'Dell: "And, she's working it well, landing to the head and body and mostly taking Billie's retorts on the arms. Eilish busy in there, but not getting much done, whereas Emma's able to land with both hands, while defending with that Ken Norton-style stance of hers."

McCarthy: "Not pretty, but it's working."

O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the first, and Eilish getting a little frustrated in there. She's working hard, but not landing much, while Chamberlain is scoring well. Billie tying up out of frustration now. Ref gets in there to break them apart and there's the bell. Dominant first round for Chamberlain. Shutout."

Tess: "And, she takes the 10-9 lead."



ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second underway and they're back in the booth. And, again, Chamberlain giving Eilish trouble with that crab style. Billie not able to get punches on target, but Emma's getting her own leather to both head and body in there. Billie not hurt, but she's taking the worst of it."

McCarthy: "If she had REAL trainers, she'd be able to figure this out."

O'Dell: "Well, at the moment, that's not happening. Chamberlain digging ribs and tummy. Eilish again tying up out of frustration. Referee getting in there to break them apart. And, Emma right back to work. We talked in the last fight about opening eyes..."

Tess: "Chamberlain is 19 years old. Plenty of time to develop."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Final seconds ticking away in the second, and Chamberlain's been in charge throughout. Eilish having a bit more success this round, but not nearly enough. Good right hand there for Emma and there's the bell. Not close, but not a shutout this time. Chamberlain. Wide."

Cassie: "And, Emma pulls into a 20-18 lead."



ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Back in the booth, and Eilish starting to adjust to this style a bit. She's getting punches home, finding openings in Emma's defenses, while the brunette continues scoring well inside. It's good, two-way stuff right now, with lots of hard leather being exchanged..."

Cassie: "And, lots of hard leather landing..."

O'Dell: "You'd think that would eventually favor Billie, who's got a TON of power for a flyweight, but, at the moment, Chamberlain holding her own. Good right hook, Eilish, her best punch of the fight. Emma banging back to the body. Girls fall into a clinch and the ref breaks them apart."

Tess: "Chamberlain's done a LOT of body work. Billie's plenty sturdy, and she may NEED to be if this continues."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. We're coming down the stretch in a very active third round. Both fighters digging body now. Another clinch. Ref in there again to break them apart. But, they're right back into the phone booth. Nice left hook, Emma. Billie with a right uppie and there's the bell. Close. Eilish."

McCarthy: "But, it's still 29-28, Chamberlain after three."



ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Back in the phone booth with both teenagers working hard. Eilish banging a lot of body in there. Chamberlain spending more time upstairs. Both fighters scoring with both hands. Both landing heavy leather. And neither girl is giving an inch right now..."

Cassie: "Nice hook by Billie!"

O'Dell: "Was, indeed, and that got Emma's attention. Chamberlain covered up, gave some ground, and now Billie letting the hands go! Emma's legs look fine, she doesn't appear hurt, but Eilish has her on the back foot and she's working very hard to keep her there..."

McCarthy: "Chamberlain doing well defensively, though."

O'Dell: "Sure is, blocking and slipping, but she's not getting much done on offense. Instead, it's Billie who's taken control of this thing. She's backing Chamberlain up again with a good combination. Emma firing back and there's a NICE right from Billie at the bell. Eilish. Wide in the fourth."

Tess: "And, we're even at 38."



ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Eilish looking to push the issue and Emma landing some solid shot in response. Billie getting too aggressive inside and it's costing her, as Chamberlain's effectively blocking and countering with hard leather to the head. Eilish tying up, but Chamberlain punching free..."

Tess: "Billie needs to go back to the body..."

O'Dell: "Agreed. That was the adjustment she made. She found more openings there, then worked off those to go back upstairs. But, now, she's back to head hunting against that unorthodox style of Chamberlain's and it's not working. But, Emma herself has things going..."

McCarthy: "Terrible trainers. That' the problem with Weirdo's stable. That and talentless fighters!"

O'Dell: "Just twenty seconds to go in the fifth and another solid combination from Chamberlain. Emma's turned this thing around nicely and has to be continuing to turn heads. Five seconds. Good right hand, Chamberlain, and there's the bell. Not close. Points go to emma."

Cassie: "And, she's back on top 48-47."



ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Right back into the phone booth, and Billie's back to working body now after getting a little friendly advice in the corner. She's hooking ribs and midsection. Emma again mostly working upstairs and we have good, two-way...EILISH WITH A LEFT HOOK AND CHAMBERLAIN IS HURT!"

Cassie: "THERE it is!"

O'Dell: "Emma GOBSMACKED, stumbles back into the ropes and ON COMES BILLIE! Eilish letting those hands go, buffeting Chamberlain's guard with heavy leather, then going back downstairs to buy a lot of body that Emma's put on sale very, very cheaply..."

McCarthy: "WATCH THOSE LOW BLOWS, REF!"

O'Dell: "Everything Billie's throwing is perfectly legal as she tries to drop that guard. Chamberlain not having it, keeping the tight earmuff in place. Billie with a good straight right hand that splits the gloves, and that got her Emma's attention. Ref looking in closely, but Eilish is out of time. There's the bell. Billie. Wide."

Tess: "And, we're even again at 57."



ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Billie pressing her advantage now, she's stepping to Emma, backing her up with hard shot to the head, but not forgetting about working downstairs. Chamberlain still doing a good job defensively, blocking punches with the arms in that unorthodox style..."

McCarthy: "Just let the Dancing Hooker throw and look for a big counter..."

O'Dell: "Billie smothering Emma, backing her up again and again. Chamberlain's legs looking better, but maybe not all the way back. Eilish hooking the body, then going back upstairs. Emma giving ground again and BILLIE DROPS HER WITH A DEVASTATING RIGHT HOOK!"

Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiiigggghhhhttttsssss. The party's ohhhhhverrrrrrrrrr...."

O'Dell: "Eilish to a neutral corner. Chamberlain face down in the middle of the ring after nosing in at Billie's feet. Count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Emma. Six. Seven. This is academic. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO7 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"

Tess: "This girl has some RIDICULOUS power for a flyweight..."



AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, she's hard to deal with because of that style..."

Billie (nodding): "No question. I've not had a lot of fights, so, there are a lot of things I haven't seen, but, we have some trainers who've been around as long as the FCBA, and some of THEM haven't seen anything like her."

Tess: "But, your power made the difference..."

Billie (nodding): "Yeah. There's not a flyweight in the FCBA who hits harder than I do. Once I get 'em, they STAY gotten."