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3 February 2021 Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Adrienne Barbeau

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CROSS TIME BOXING #1

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on February 3, 2021, 1:26 pm

 

 

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT VS ADRIENNE BARBEAU
Cross Time Boxing Bout
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Jennifer: B. 1979, 5’2 ½ (1.59 m), #38D.

Adrianne: B. 1945, 5’3 1.59 m), #32 D

Our Celebrity Referee: Miss Barbara Stanwyck B. 1907; 5’5 (1.65 m)

Before: The fighters enter the ring and remove their robes to the cheers of the assembled crowd. It may be observed that Adrianne and Love are excited, but calm and clearly seem comfortable with being here. Adrianne Barbeau is in a white and black pattern bikini with white boots and gloves, black laces. Her hair is loose, but wetted down.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is in a red bikini with matching red boots and gloves (white laces). Her hair is pulled back in a battle braid.

Referee Miss Barbara Stanwyck in a black slacks and white and black striped referee’s shirt.

“Nice rack,” Adrianne comments as she and Love face off, “they’ll make such a nice target.”

“Go ahead and try it,” Love replies coolly, “I’ll just work over your boobs until they have swelled up as big as mine.”

“Oh, I am intimidated for sure,” mocks Adrianne.

“You will be,”Love promised.

“Okay ladies, that’s enough insulting. The fans are here to see you two box. Let’s get it to,” Barbara says firmly.

Adrianne and Love fall silent. Barbara looks pleased and proceeds with the standard instructions. The two boxers nod along. At the end they tap gloves and go to their corners. The bell rings. Cross Time Boxing is on!

R1: Adrianne Barbeau and Jennifer Love Hewitt move quickly to clash at mid-ring, Adrianne makes a feint at Love’s big rack, but then smashes home a ringing right uppercut to Hewitt’s chin. Love knocked back on her heels and Adrianne batters the side’s of Love’s head with booming rights and lefts. JLH in retreat, gloves up around her head, but now Adrianne free to work over the proud puppies in Love’s bikini top. Some nasty hooks to the belly and added as well. Jennifer all hunches up and trying to counter the jab. She’s able to slow Adrianne down, but Barbeau looks dominating as the round draws to a close.

R2: The boxers get right back at it as the new round commences. Adrianne working Jennifer to the body with more jugg and belly shots. However this time Love strikes at Adrianne’s jaw with a banging right hand that sends Adrianne spinning away. Love quick to follow up and tried to get more punches into Adrianne’s head, but Adrianne fights back with more belly hooks. Love now goes after Adrianne to the body. Two get into a blazing exchange of close-in body punching. Both are lifting uppercuts into each other’s breasts and more hooks to the belly and eventually rib cages under attack. Love then able to sneak in a right to the chin that sends tremors down Adrianne’s legs and Love fires in more belly hooks to force Adrianne to give ground. Adrianne able to stabilize her defenses with hooks to the hooters, but has her own juggs jolted with Love’s counters. They battle heatedly to the bell and referee Stanwyck has to jump in when the battle goes on after the bell. Intense round that Jennifer Love Hewitt pulls out with a narrow win.

R3: Jennifer hooking impatient during the break and rushes to get her mitts into Adrianne. However, the attack is too reckless, Love charges in a BIG BOOMING RIGHT TO THE JAW! THEN A CRASHING LEFT TO THE JAW! Jennifer Love Hewitt stumbled back, blasted by Adrianne’s jaw strike. Hewitt able to cover her face with her mitts, but Adrianne attacks to the belly with a barrage of hooks that bends JLH forward as she falls back. Adrianne shows nice tactical skill in maneuvering the beleaguered Jennifer against the ropes. Adrianne now free to pound the stuffing out of the Hewitt torso. Love getting worked over from boobs to belly and back again. Jennifer’s body shudders and shivers under this cruel attack, but her legs keep her upright. The leather storm only ceases when the bell sounds. It a pale and shaken Jennifer Love Hewitt comes off the ropes and makes her wobbly way back to her corner. Adrianne Barbeau has won the round wide.

R4: Adrianne smug on her stool during the break as Jennifer’s corner crew works to clean her up. Adrianne bounding out of her corner and clearly looking to finish the job. Love moving smoothly, but has her gloves up tightly at her head. Adrianne moves to attack Love to the body and scores with some quick hooks to the midsection. However, Love then strikes back with a lightning strike straight right that catches Adrianne between the eyes. Adrianne’s head snaps back and her legs go wonky as she stumbles back. Jennifer clips Adrianne to the chin with a right and then smacks a left to her chin. Adrianne falling back, gloves up high as Love now pours it on vengefully to Adrianne’s body. Adrianne now the one being pushed into the ropes and her vulnerable body hammered from hooter to belly with more roasting of her rib cage from Hewitt’s leather. Adrianne sags into the ropes, her legs are trembling but don’t give in as she just buries her face in her gloves until the round finally ends. Adrianne looking shell shocked as she leaves the strands. She got in a few punches this round, but otherwise it was Jennifer winning the stanza wide.

R5: Adrianne trying to regain control of the bout as the new round gets started. She is out of her corner and tries to feint Love with motions to strike at her breasts. Adrianne then goes for the chin, but Love isn’t biting on the feint this time. She blocks the shot and then swings back with a head swiveling right to the jaw. Adrianne staggered by the blow, but tries to fight back as JLH tries to follow up. Exchange of shots to the chin, but Adrianne’s more a glancing blow while Love’s lands full and hard. Adrianne trying to put some distance between herself and Hewitt to allow recovery. Jennifer trying to get on the pressure. She stays with Adrianne, banging shots off the side of Adrianne’s head which loosens her high guard. Hewitt then rams home right/left uppercuts behind Adrianne’s faltering mitts. Adrianne THROWN BACK INTO THE ROPES. Jennifer smashes home rights and lefts to the jaw before the dazed Adrianne can get her gloves up. DOWN GOES ADRIANE BARBEAU! Adrianne;s legs have given out. She spills to her knees as Love jumps to one side and then CRASHES ONTO HER FACE!

Jennifer Love Hewitt heads for the neutral corner. Referee Stanwyck moves in to count over the fallen Adrianne Barbeau. Adrianne trying to rise, props herself up on her elbows, but all she can do is look at the grinning Hewitt in the neutral corner. Adrianne hangs her head as Miss Stanwyck calls out:

“NINE!...TEN!...YOU’RE OUT!”

A loudspeaker booms: “THE WINNER OF THIS CROSS TIME BOXING BOUT JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT! SHE DEFEATS ADRIENNE BARBEAU BY KNOCKOUT IN ROUND FIVE!”

After: Referee Stanwyck brings Jennifer Love Hewitt out to the center of the ring to formally raise her right arm in victory. Love beams as the crowd cheers. In the background Adrianne Barbeau is being helped to her feet and led back to her corner.

The next thing we see is that Jennifer Love Hewitt has invaded Adrianne Barbeau’s corner to drag the defeated rival out to mid ring. Then Love wraps her arms around Adrianne’s head and pulls her into Hewitt’s big 38D’s. Looks like post-fight JMD is popular in the CTB because the crowd can be heard whooping and hollering encouragement to JLH. Love holds the smother until poor Adrianne’s on her knees, arms limp at her sides and then Love releases the smother. Adrianne falls forward onto her face sound asleep. Jennifer plants a foot on Adrianne’s butt on raises both arms in triumph.

At this point the recording of the fight ends. We are left to wonder if these two fought again against each other or against different opponents. CTB fans are eager to see what the Mysterious Source reveals next time.

Archer 

 

 

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