Una Healy (Double A) v Elisha Herbert (Unattached)

Story by Knowlesey

The Herbert twins have certainly upset the BBU bantamweight hierarchy with their postfight antics after beating Sacha Parkinson and Helen Flanagan, and former bantamweight champion Una is very unhappy, unhappy enough to have challenged Elisha Herbert to a fight to teach her some manners.

Una is not a girl renowned for post fight punishment, but she wants to make a statement tonight, the Irish babe having won (and lost) the BBU belt twice.

Elisha is first into the ring, the shapely Australian carrying a cane, which she’s tapping gently in the palm of her left hand, so that when Una appears, she tells her, “In your day, I guess the teachers beat their pupils? Well, you said you’re gonna teach me a lesson!”

The stunning 21 year old Elisha has chosen to wear a baby blue bikini tonight, with 39 year old Una opting for scarlet, each girl matching their outfit with boots and gloves.

As the referee reminds the girls of the rules, Elisha is smirking into Una’s face, whispering, “You’re going down!”

Round 1

The opening bell rings, and immediately Elisha's into action, the younger girl keen to stamp her authority on this fight, shocking Una slightly with her initial quick and aggressive assault, Una unfortunately a little slow to get going this evening, and she’s picking up punishment, swaying and weaving as best she can, but the youngster’s giving her a lot of action with her left hook, and Una doesn’t look at all comfortable, Elisha schooling her, the kid bossing the former champion, who’s having to backpedal, Elisha following her, throws a savage left to her body, then a right to her jaw, Elisha hitting Una at will, the Irish babe starting to fight back, blood on her lips already, Elisha nailing her with a great punch to her gut in the closing seconds, Una’s guard dropping, and Elisha puts her down with a lovely left hook, Una sprawled on the canvas, getting up again at 6, but the bell rings anyway, and already Elisha seems to be delivering on her promise.

Round 2

As with the opening round, Elisha’s starting well here, moving casually around the ring, stabbing out a very crisp jab into Una’s face, whilst the Irish girl can’t seem to get going, even though she’s clearly come to fight, moves towards Elisha, throws her jab, but eats a jab and cross combination in return, Elisha looking so fresh and speedy, Una’s struggling to live with her, the younger girl landing again – a nice right cross to Una’s mouth, now a left to her ribs, the Australian really loosening up her, giving Una plenty, but Una’s coming back at her, landing some nice, accurate punches to Elisha’s face, and those are the sort of shots that make a girl lose interest, really thudding into Elisha, who hasn’t yet got the ringcraft to avoid taking punishment like this, still coming forward, intent on trading punches, and now that she knows she can hurt the Australian, Una’s happy to stand and trade, beginning to get the better of the younger girl, and making her back off, Elisha flagging a little as the round ends.

Round 3

The girls are trading punches right from the bell in this round, neither wanting to take a step back, but Elisha’s hurt Una with her left hook, the Irish girl clinching to get herself back on track, Elisha taunting her, “Get the f*ck off me you tramp!” and she pushes the former champion away when the referee breaks them, Una reacting quickly from the reset though, and Elisha’s inexperience shows again as the former champion hits her and hurts her with a chopping right handed punch, then peppers her face with jabs, before Elisha responds, trading really big shots with the older girl, and this is another hard round, with lots of punches coming in from both girls, Una gradually getting the upper hand as she makes Elisha stand off, the kid bruising up around her cheeks as Una’s red gloves bounce off them, fighting back once more with punishing blows to Una’s body, but the older girl is now definitely on top as Elisha stumbles after taking a hefty right hook in the latter stages of a punishing round.

Round 4

Still the girls only want to stand and trade, Una in no way using her greater boxing experience as she wants to make a statement, treat Elisha like the rookie she is, and make her rue the way she humiliated Sacha Parkinson, and this is good stuff from Una as she gives Elisha’s face some punishing treatment, ripping punches in at short range now, and the youngster’s been cut! Her left eyebrow is bleeding after Una’s latest right hook, another chopping blow which has really stung the Australian, who isn’t trashtalking any more, her supporters looking worried as she starts shying away, Una encouraged, hits the kid again, and knocks her down! Elisha Herbert’s on her back on the canvas after taking a massive right cross that she didn’t seem to see, but she struggles to her feet at 7 and she’s doing her best to look ready, Una’s corner bellowing to her, Finish the b1tch off, Una!” but hard as she tries in the final stages of the round, she can’t quite find the younger girl’s bloodstreaked face again, Elisha holding on to stay upright at the bell.

Round 5

It’s hard to see this fight going 10 rounds at this pace, the two fighters just determined to punch each other to a pulp, with Una coming forwards again now, then Elisha bats her off, the repairs to her damaged eyebrow seeming to hold together, and now she’s attacking, Una’s right hook not so much in evidence now with the Australian babe crashing punches into her body, moving her and bending her, Una looking uncomfortable, and Elisha still has the energy to profit from the next bout of back and forth punching, Una’s shots not quite as venomous as Elisha’s with the younger girl landing solid punches to the Irish babe’s body again, sapping her strength, getting in close, and she gives Una a sparkling left uppercut, which has Una wheeling backwards, the former champion bleeding freely from her nose, and this fight is twisting and turning again, Elisha now looking the better bet for a win.

Round 6

The Double A Boxing stable has confirmed that Una's nose is broken, and the former champion's struggling to breathe properly now, and this is slowing her down, the older girl having to breathe through her mouth, her jaw dropping open slightly, Elisha pumping punches into Una’s body for fun now, really starting to work the more experienced babe over, her cut eye no longer seeming to be an issue for her, although a slower Una still does her best to fight back, but she’s becoming ragged, her punches not causing Elisha and real discomfort, the Australian flooring her again with a lovely right hook this time, Una bouncing into the ropes, then down on her side, and that may be all for her? No! She gets up again as the count reaches 8, her face smothered in blood, Elisha taking pleasure in bopping that formerly pretty face side to side as Una bravely stays on her feet through to the bell.

Round 7

Both girls are tired and wounded, but Elisha still has enough to hit and hurt Una, while the Irish girl looks spent, her movements slow and awkward, Elisha coming for her with more crunching headshots, and that right hook floors her again, Una on her back this time, tries to roll over, but it isn’t happening for her - Una isn't get up, and flops backwards as the referee counts her out.

Result: Elisha Herbert knocked out Una Healy in round 7

Well, Una put up one helluva fight tonight, but that crippling uppercut that broke her nose effectively broke her spirit as well, and she’s sitting, legs akimbo on her stool, the Double A Boxing team doctor between her thighs as her treats her broken nose, making sure it’s straight before she leaves, and taking his time about it as his crotch rubs hers, Una not reacting, letting the guy get his kicks.

Elisha is talking to the press, “Sure, she put up a fight! But I’m way too good for her, and I beat her up! Stupid b1tch said she was gonna teach me a lesson – I think I taught her one, didn’t I?” With that, the Australian stalks across the ring, and grabs the doctor my the shoulder, “That’s enough! Shag her later f you want!” He looks at Elisha wide eyed, and lets go of Una, ready for Elisha to haul her up and drag her to the centre of the ring, “On your knees, b1tch! Kiss my feet!” Una does a she’s told, then Elisha glances at the doctor, who hasn’t left the ring, “Bring her stool her!”

The doctor carries Una’s stool to the centre of the ring, and Elisha snaps, “Stand up, b1tch!” Una gets to her feet, and Elisha sneers, “I want you to be clear that I taught you a lesson, right?” The Irish babe nods slowly, “Yes, miss! You taught me a lesson! I’m sorry!” Elisha’s cane is lobbed into the ring, and she picks it up, then slides it down Una’s thigh, “Bend over the stool!”

Una bends over the stool, so that her belly is flat on the surface, and she grips the legs nearest her hands, waiting for the cane to land, but instead she hears Elisha, “OK Doc! Pull her knickers down!” The medic gently kneels behind Una, and peels down her scarlet panties, unable to resist kissing each buttock when he’s bared them, before rolling away, looking in discomfort.

Elisha rubs the cane over Una’s asscheeks, “Let’s get this done, shall we?” Una doesn’t reply, just grits her teeth, and before long the cane lands on her butt, “Thwaaccckkk!” and Una screams. Before the pain has subsided, a second rich “Thwaaccckk!” rings out, and Una screams again, “Please!” she begs, and Elisha laughs, “The pleasure is all mine!” then lashes Una’s ass again, the Irish girl screaming, “Please stop! I’ve had enough!” but Elisha laughs, “I’ve only just started!”

The Australian eventually leaves 12 livid wheals across Una’s ass, leaving the ring without her beaten foe, to jeers and cheers from fightfans.