AMANDA RIGHETTI (37 y/o, 5 ft 8, W: 108, L: 32) vs JENNIFER LAWRENCE (30 y/o, 5 ft 8, W: 38, L: 26)

Results: Lookout!, Writing: Bonzo

Before: Blonde double trouble for Amanda ‘Big Red‘ Righetti during fight preparation – Jennifer‘s accompanied by legendary Charlize Theron for all pre-fight events, including weigh-in and press conference! A beautiful Charlize‘s showing up in ridiculously glamorous evening robes, going full movie star, clearly hoping to upstage the athletic-clad fighters themselves – she‘s bringing plenty of red carpet drama to the upcoming match-up:

“Jenn came to me, and said, Char‘ – ‘Manda‘s, like, my nemesis. She‘s already kicked my butt twice, and I friggin‘ *hate* it! You‘ve stopped her when every pundit said she was too strong for you – you‘ve exposed her in the ring, so please, can you help me do it, too? Of course I said yes, guys! It ain‘t rocket science! We‘ve got endless tape on Righetti, and now I‘m coaching Jenn to the max! Can‘t tell you everything that‘s up our sleeves, but it‘s pretty much all about Jenny‘s legs, folks. We think there‘s some excess meat in Righetti‘s thighs these last few months – and we‘re ready to get ‘em movin‘!“

“So who *am* I fighting in the ring – Jenn or Char‘?“, Righetti interrupts, a sly smile on her face. “I‘m not scared about CT‘s coaching ego – she‘s already tried to coax Jenn into beating me twice and failed, right? Charlize used to be special – she was a terrible fight for me and deserves all the props for it. But J-Law‘s a much more basic fighter, guys – Char‘ can draw up all those leggy battle plans, but I don‘t think Lawrence can *execute* any of them, especially once she finds my jab in her face all night long.“

Jennifer‘s fresh off the all-time best year of her career at welter – she took the title off Brooklyn Decker‘s stunned hips in September, claiming her first title after a decade without. Never mind the subsequent hassle about the title‘s defense, and her loss to Adrianne Palicki – Jennifer‘s ready to stay at the welter elite for good. Tonight‘s fight will mark the third time she‘s tried to beat Righetti after failed attempts in 2017 and 2019:

“She‘s a litmus test for big-time welters, yeah,“ Jennifer explains herself. “But more n‘ more girls are starting to do it – Hannah‘s learned how to roughen her up, Kate‘s ransacked her – why not me? Let me put it this way – ‘Manda‘s been on top for so long, and we‘re just no longer willing to accept it. The 2020s will *not* be another Amanda Righetti decade – they will be a Jennifer Lawrence decade!“

Fight night attire: Righetti‘s in tight, sporty red (lace) briefs, a red sports bra, gloves/boots all-black, her auburn hair in a french braid – J-Law‘s clad in black high-waist panties, a black one-piece bra, white gloves/black boots, her blonde hair loose, curvy. 

Fight: R1: Tall, well-built welter big girls a marvel to watch, as they take pivots, step around each other in orderly, clockwise circles – beautiful, brawny bodies settle behind thumping jabs, slanting right hands down to opposite jugs/sternum, slowly getting some feel for each other‘s tempo, power!

Righetti‘s initiating the trade, trying to weave in behind her thick, bashing jabs – then slant-shot the right hand down to Jennifer‘s tit or gut, freeze her girl up just enough for a short, brusquely muscular left hand to blonde‘s face right on the inside! Lawrence‘s prepared to stand her ground, reverse, side-step Amanda in leggy movements – her master plan‘s not to get out-jabbed by Righetti‘s educated, hammering jab game tonight! Jenny‘s rolling-with, trading her own supple jabs in highly determined fashion, then step out left smoothly – she‘s hooking Righetti‘s right cheek/ear via heavy receipt hooks off redhead‘s right hand slant shots!

Charlize‘s being vocal, loud inside Lawrence‘s corner – she‘s trying to puppet-master her girl, shouting orders, plans, pretty much screaming “Yeah!, yeah, YEAH!“ at every blonde jab, every blonde right hand thrown, hit or missed!

Around the minute mark, Jenny‘s leggy plans start to add up nicely – she‘s able to fade Righetti‘s jab/right hand slant pressure with nice rolls or twists of her torso and a leggy step-back, suddenly chipping the lefty hook off her front leg on the spot, chup! Short, sneaky-hard shot‘s bouncing off ‘Manda‘s chin – Righetti‘s knees buckle to redhead‘s own surprise, leave her blinkin‘, reelin‘ just a bit there, allowing J-Law to edge in, work some magic! Jenn‘s staying with her right just off Amanda‘s left shoulder, *fitting* another sweet, (rail) straight left hand to Righetti‘s mouth, as redhead‘s trying to trigger the jab herself – Lawrence shifts, using Righetti‘s freeze, chopping a short right hand to her opponent‘s strong lats, then jerking up the sly lefty hook to ‘Manda‘s right ear from odd/sneaky angle, churning her girl!

Righetti‘s torso‘s off kilter, legs reeling, eyes bleak, taking dips n‘ ducks from Jennifer‘s dirty, swinging haymakers – she staggers out right, hands up cupping her ears at either side. J-Law‘s eyes focussed, steely – she‘s *so* concentrated, stalking an oddly hectical, concerned Righetti ropeward/cornerbound, chasing her fast via wide, SWINGING slam-shots. Jennifer‘s being sneaky, too: she‘s attempting to reach in via brusque tummy jabs to freeze Big Red – Righetti‘s trying to swipe her mitt off via the right hand, loping out back leggy!

Final minute: ‘Manda, Jennifer form similar stances – both girls trade furious jab/right hand slant/left hook combos!

Lawrence‘s just well-scouted and prepared on Righetti‘s thudding punch-sequences, reading ‘em well, reacting well, trying, and succeeding in her attempts to be *first* with the lefty hook scrub – subsequently rubbin‘, rollin‘ the hard, concussive shot off ‘Manda‘s right ear/cheek/side, as girls trade ‘em hard! Righetti‘s giving up canvas as a result, as Jennifer‘s beating her at own game/strength – redhead‘s only trying to stay in compact guard from there, brush back the odd, muscular counter with either fist, staying on the back foot! J-Law a-hissin‘, a-snarlin‘ – reaches under redhead‘s arms big-girl late, setting her up at ropes (mouth on shoulder), pressing, steering her body left/right, tucking in right hands to Righetti‘s lats/flanks, as ‘Manda blinks in shock, wrapping up woozy!

During the break: Charlize‘s a-smilin‘ all over – she‘s effectively pleased with Jennifer‘s blistering first-round execution, controlling Righetti all throughout 1 just according to plan!

R2: Righetti‘s adapting fast, taking the fight to Lawrence this time out – lots of short, curt, *shrugging* shots to tits/pecs early bring out a grimace to Jenn‘s smiling face!

‘Manda‘s explosive out of the crouch, changing both stance, rhythm – fast, loose, short (left, right) punches out to humble blonde‘s jugs! Lawrence‘s caught right on her advance, reacting grumpily – she‘s trying to trigger the long, pole jab upside Righetti‘s brows/cheeks instead, left leg out front, circling right. Shot‘s not really effective against Amanda‘s dippin‘, crouchin‘ work – she‘s quick to rise, stoop up close, PUMMEL blonde‘s tits at all cost! Jenn‘s right shoulder‘s in a skew, her legs humming from the body work, not getting her feet together proper during early trade – she‘s back-pedalling! Once Jennifer‘s starting to comply, Righetti can actually trigger the jab herself – blonde‘s sponging up huge poke, as redhead‘s *crackling* jab/right hand combo‘s splitting her mitts open, setting her up for clubs/swats against her freaking skull!

A minute in, J-Law‘s eyes go bleak, clicking open/shut, open/shut, as her strong n‘ sturdy thighs try to endure the blasts, battling all-out retreats to the ropes – Righetti‘s circlin‘ her, workin‘ her, pushin‘ her around, starting to put her butt into a proper siege! Girls in a nice lil‘ scrimmage there: ‘Manda‘s reaching under blonde‘s arms, wrestling her into ropes – Lawrence‘s grimacing, trying to slide her left arm under redhead‘s right, failing to turn her strong foe around, as girls just totter, stumble around in brawny wrap-up near ropes for a late ref‘s break.

Second, third minute – Righetti‘s being cautious, but she‘s clearly in control of the action right now.

Amanda‘s rangy, outside, pumping long, locating jabs to Lawrence‘s rack/guard, trying to time, mark her foe – then she‘s walking the blonde into dominant clinches, using a rare punch n‘ clutch style, surprising Jennifer, bodying up on her, steering her girl back. Blonde‘s trying to negotiate the poke, lean out, clip the hard righty uppercut, but she‘s in back-pedals, loping out, left shoulder out – Righetti feints the tummy/gut hook, rises instead, diving into a battering left cross upside Jenn‘s ear/temple! Blonde girl‘s wobbly-butt, circling away peek-a-boo, her torso/right shoulder all skewed aside on hurting legs – Righetti‘s quick to scoop her girl up, taking her to ropes with a bull-rush around her hips, leaning her into ropes, clobbering her head/shoulders, as J-Law‘s frozen into a stupor, wincing under the pressure, as sturdy thighs only wobble, won‘t collapse!

Righetti‘s no-nonsense at the bell, quickly letting go of J-Law – just a short, *smoldering* glance into pretty blonde‘s flinching eyes, nodding her head before turning around to march to her corner. Lawrence‘s a little grumpy, arguing with Theron about style, tactics – Charlize‘s stern, wiggling finger‘s all inside Jenn‘s face during the break, reading her girl the riot act in proper style.

R3: Welter big girls leggy, mobile early this round – it‘s a toe-to-toe stalk-down, as the girls circle in cautious, clockwise pivots, pretty eyes glancing in steely, concentrated fashion. Stance‘s pretty similar – dukes up high, elbows inside, left leg/shoulder out front to jab-jab, find the range, tempo again. Lawrence‘s a little more bendy on her torso, attempting to lean out, slide back on right foot, trigger a hard jab to Righetti‘s jugline, oomph! – ‘Manda‘s bobbin‘, weavin‘ with her girl, trying to stay clear of Jennifer‘s left hand poke, jabbing to blonde‘s raised mitts, timing it, trying to shrug the short, muscular right hook off her approach jab here.

Mid-round action – Jenn‘s rolling with a Righetti jab/right hook, tacking her head out nicely from both shots, staying supple on left heel, right toe, and ANSWERING HER! Blonde‘s next shot‘s her most svelte, crisp tonight – a short, scrum left hook fitted just beneath Amanda‘s left breast! Righetti shouts out a sob of distress, her face twisting into a shiny hurt, freezing her helpless on the spot – Jenn‘s stepping to her with a heartless grin, noggin‘, choppin‘ at redhead‘s skull/ear! ‘Manda‘s raising her arms, trying to step out right, tilting away sheepishly, as blonde‘s clubbin‘, clobberin‘ at her sides – RIGHT HOOK, RIGHETTI! Amanda‘s kept her left mitt right across her face, twists low to create an angle from a back-pedal step, turns – shrugs the shot off Jenn‘s shocked, spanked face!

Girls reel around, grunt, paw out WILD, swinging haymakers all of a sudden – Jennifer‘s shot: missing! Amanda‘s shot: missing! After that, both girls fall in hard against each other‘s big-girl frame, blinking rapidly, lips parted, resting with each other‘s mouth on a sturdy opposite left shoulder, mindlessly churning thighs, buttocks to resist the other girl‘s forward progress, as ref‘s trying to order, wrest these girls free again!

Down the stretch – girls slowly regain leggy stamina after flirting with disaster early!

Some tall, orderly jabs off Jennifer‘s left shoulder – she‘s trying to side-step Righetti, use a faster pace, rhythm to turn her flanks, set up the righty hook to redhead skull/ear. Righetti‘s stance‘s tighter, using more bobs n‘ weaves – short, shrugging jabs out of the crouch.

During the break: round‘s a draw, but Charlize‘s pleased, high-fiving Lawrence, staying peppy, upbeat during corner talk – “See how that breast shot almost slayed her, girl? That‘s the kind of body shot that‘s stopped her in my fight, girl – she just can‘t *take* that shot!“

R4: Action‘s quick to erupt early – Righetti‘s set in a wide, dominant stance, right hand at chest, left hand at hip, as Jennifer‘s positioned more right n‘ close, her left shoulder pointing to redhead, left hand at thigh, slapping ‘em shots!

Lots of boxing chess at play, as girl test out counters, reactions: Lawrence‘s trying to stoop the lefty jab to Righetti‘s tummy/flank, looking to hurt redhead‘s body power, erupting into SWIPING right hands to Amanda‘s breasts in a counter to second round jug offense – ‘Manda‘s hoping to freeze the blonde‘s leggy stamina via crush-right hands to left shoulder/biceps, trigger the rail-straight righty to Jenn‘s chin to counter blonde‘s body right hand! Neither girl‘s able to advance much, trading solid blasts toe to toe during these exchanges – stance, ring position slightly favour Lawrence this time out, as she‘s nicely dragging her feet left/right/back, taking dips or pivots to either side, getting a good read/timing on redhead‘s punch rhythms here – there‘s more blonde output this round, clearly punching Righetti out of her preferred stance, her stiff body shots eliciting grimaces, lil‘ leggy staggers from ‘Manda!

Mid-round action: Jennifer‘s finally making serious inroads, showing plenty of power, confidence – she‘s placed all tight n‘ compact here, erupting into short, *vicious* one-twos to Righetti‘s breasts/stomach, driving a grimaced Big Red to the ring-apron, her eyes showing hurt! Amanda‘s eyes wide, as she‘s struggling to trigger good shots in retreats, back-pedals – she‘s trying to mark blonde‘s face via the left hand, but Jenn‘s alert, applying pressure, yet staying safe, bendy herself! Tall check jabs, as redhead‘s step-hopping out right/back to stabilize – Jenn *gambles*, hunting the overhand righty past Righetti‘s left, connecting upside her left eye! There‘s the next stagger in Righetti‘s sturdy thighs – she‘s reeled all out of kilter, stepping away!

Theron‘s a-cheering, just whooping her girl along to “Get her, Jenn! Get her, Jenn!“ – the blonde‘s smothering Righetti to ropes! Jenn‘s wrapping up her fellow big girl, nicely pushing back ‘Manda‘s hips downstairs – STUFFING IN THE RIGHT HANDS! Righetti groans, trying to grab around Jennifer‘s neck/shoulder, jostling for a better position, as Jenn‘s bullying, smothering her – J-Law‘s just a-pumpin‘, pumpin‘, as redhead‘s lips part, her pretty face pinching into hurt, riding it out on Jenn‘s clinch for a late, late ref‘s break!

Down the stretch – Righetti‘s leggying up, starting to pivot more around blonde‘s flanks, still out-punched during most of final minute‘s trade. A highly motivated Lawrence overhand right hand‘s too wide, hitting over the top – ‘Manda‘s duckin‘, rollin‘ it, stuffing back a short, precise right to blonde‘s solar plexus, turning things even again! Girls edge right in against each other, still working shoulder to shoulder at ropes until the bell – girls still dip a shoulder, roll a torso, and trade hup-hup hooks to opposite jugs, as ref‘s quickly nestling in between ‘em for break!

During break: “Blonde‘s brazen tonight – she‘s a real threat for you, ‘Manda! Time to put the hammer down, girl – just imagine she‘s Charlize in front of you, how about it?“ – Righetti smiles, nodding.

R5: Girls introduce each other back to the ring via a STIFF two-way mouth jab, jolting each other‘s face up into a pinch – girls step with each other, lifting up left hooks from thigh, blasting! Righetti *lands* the lefty hook, as Jennifer‘s hook‘s going for a sail off redhead‘s cheek – left hook, Righetti! Right hook, Righetti! Blonde‘s glassy-eyed, really getting her jawline toggled, as she‘s reeling away to ropes after disastrous early trade – and Charlize‘s screaming in panic! Righetti‘s feet braced wide apart, torquing those hips left, right, wide – she‘s throwing jolt n‘ jar body hooks, slamming ‘em stiff, hard against Jenn‘s jugs/flanks/pecs, as blonde‘s face-in-gloves, skewed!

About a minute inside, Lawrence‘s firmed a bit, rising from the mayhem at ropes – blonde‘s legs, thighs prove plenty resilient in sponging up Righetti‘s hardest shots! J-Law‘s trying to be cute, rolling off the ropes – stubby, straight uppercuts a sudden danger to ‘Manda‘s jaw, too!

Righetti‘s jogging back, her hands low, recreating a little distance, but it ain‘t long before the girls step back into the danger zone again, no risks barred – girls trade firm, VICIOUS snaps to each other‘s tits/stomach. Girls swap ‘em body hooks in blunt, hungry fashion – Righetti‘s first to rise, going jaw! ‘Manda‘s rolling Jennifer‘s tit hook – comes back up the scrumptious lefty hook, tastily loosening Jennifer‘s firm jawline – head toggle, J-Law! Blonde‘s eyes wide, shiny, glassy, as curvy legs reel her to ropes *again*, forming peek-a-boo during slide n‘ stagger back – stiff jab, Righetti! Lead right hand, Righetti – splits blonde‘s mitts, picks up drowsy, glassy-eyed Jenn‘s face!

Lawrence‘s still trying to firm up, rolling a WIDE overhand left to shock Righetti, an autopilot counter – duck, roll, instead: redhead‘s left hand‘s RIPPED to Jennifer‘s tit/breadbasket! Shot‘s put Jenn into a slump, loosening her up more – Righetti grunts, beefs up, wraps around blonde‘s frame, stuffing her into ropes, steering her upright – a short, shrug left hand‘s picking up pretty blonde‘s face all muscular! Jenn‘s proud buttocks start to quiver in little bouts of quit, as pretty eyes lose their focus – she‘s helpless, ref! Righetti just keeps that left hand cruelly atop Lawrence‘s right breast, holding her upright – torques her hips, drumming short right hooks into Jenn‘s left flank, left tit!

Blonde‘s legs, power fail eventually – she‘s sliding down by Righetti‘s right side, rag-dolled to the canvas – she spills onto her back, parallel to ropes, her right eyebrow arched, her left arm way up over her head, as right arm‘s gently caressing tummy, ribs, her lips moaning softly in submission! Look at Righetti: she‘s seething down in triumph, buttocks quivering, breasts heaving hard – redhead‘s got the blonde conquered via a bruising KO5 Amanda Righetti!

After: Charlize‘s *punching* the canvas in frustration, still screaming “Get up, girl! Get up, girl!“, as Jenn‘s already past the count, rubbing her tummy, writhing back n‘ forth! Righetti stepping out to Theron‘s corner, smiling, waving at her opponent‘s mentor – “See, Char‘, how that turned out for you blonde girls?“, before turning around with a cocky lil‘ hip-swing, jogging to her corner to get well-earned hugs, pats of trimph.

Righetti‘s more conciliatory during her post-fight interview, especially about Jennifer‘s performance:

“You gotta give it to J-Law – she tried, guys, she tried her best! I think she came closer to stopping me than she‘s done in the past, so all kudos to her for coming up with a plan! I was a little surprised she came out sluggin‘ in the fifth, though – but who am I to say no to a party like that?“

What‘s next for Big Red Righetti?

“Well, I think my upcoming challenges will be pretty obvious – no girl who‘s stolen a fight from me back in 2020 should feel safe! I‘m ready to snatch your souls back into my possession, girls!,“ she smiles.