BRITISH INVASION AT THE ASYLUM PPV
Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 28 February, 2021 at 4:34am
| O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap Febuary with another great Asylum card!" Tess: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Sam Cooke returns to Asylum to battle Sophie Mudd, followed by a second bout at 120 featuring Ellie Goulding's return to Philly after nearly six years to face Lili Reinhart!" McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad ENOUGH, then we'll be subjected to a lightweight bout featuring someone named Ashley Madcow against that overrated Dancing Hooker Gemma Arterton!" Cassie: "Madekwe! Then, we'll be moving to the division where I rule, flyweight, for the Asylum return of Hannah Spearritt against Kristen Stewart!" McCarthy: "Finally! A real fighter! But, we'll be right back to Dancing Hookers next, with Michelle Ryan here for the first time to fight Katy Perry!" Tess: "And, we'll wrap back at bantamweight with another Asylum debut, Poppy Drayton's, against Chloe Bennet!" O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'British Invasion At The Asylum'!" |