Jessica Lowndes vs Emily Osment
(Lioness Club of America vs Front Street Gym associate)
(46-27-1, 45 KO vs 4-4, 4 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: This fight makes little sense on paper until you consider Jessica Lowndes' personal pride was triggered by another exclusion from the Front Street's Asylum PPV Canadian theme. While Emily Osment isn't an official member of the Philadelphia-based stable, she mirrors the positions previously occupied by Jamie-Lynn Spears and Avril Lavigne - both whom Lowndes shares a history with.

"She knows why she's here. Good. No more excuses. And no more Scerbo rumours either! I'm here to kick some dumb blonde butt so let's fookin' roll, people!" - Jessica's pre-fight comments indicate Osment won't be given any quarter tonight so let's join the action!

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Emily Osment wears an orange bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jessica wastes no time in blasting the blonde up the middle so Emily quickly finds out she's not in the Front Street gym anymore... and she struggles to get a grip on the brunette's slugging attack which drops her into immediate coverage. However Lowndes still splits her mitts at will and keeps banging more crisp shots to the point she drives the subdued opponent onto the ropes where it's more hammer time. Osment tries to find any kind of response but only sinks deep on soft knees as Jessica rattles her from both flanks and seemingly seeks the early destruction. She taunts Emily to show some before cutting her up below the left eye and the blonde simply disappears behind a desperate earmuff riding out her luck to hear the bell.

Round 2:
More slugging galore from the Canadian who wants to send Osment packing ASAP but she misses on a couple of hits and allows Emily to finally find a proper response. Tape-studying sends Osment into the jug muggin' attempts and this is something Lowndes didn't quite expect as she gets drilled from the side alas Emily doesn't carry enough power to hurt the Canadian foe. She drags her into a lenghty phone booth dispute though before trapping her in a headlock and dropping some shots on the kidneys! Huh! If Jessica was upset before, she's gonna be livid now but Emily uses some fast wheels to escape the Lioness wrath thereafter and that's a truly puzzling tactics to end the round.

Round 3:
Emily weathers the initial jabbing storm and picks Lowndes off in the counter-punching drill thereafter. The Lioness Alpha loses her temper in the aggressive head-hunting pursuit and leaks too many punches as Osment finds her range and sticks to the savvy plan outboxing the chaotic foe. Jessica tees off but can't land the intended haymaker while Emily racks up the numbers fast. She doesn't punish the brunette too much but holds her ground and finally makes Lowndes think better off it... Jessica pauses and circles back... taunts the blonde verbally but Emily doesn't bite... and the bell interrupts the staredown moments later.

Round 4:
Emily refuses to chase the Canadian down but eats an uppercut stinger when she's too slow to react for a change... Jessica locks the phone booth on her and pummels her to the body which catches Emily off guard wholesale.. a quick move upstairs suddenly chops the high-guard down and Emily gets spun onto her heels unable to fend off the Lioness heat... and Jessica can deliver the slugging heat alright! She adds another small cut under the blonde's eye before she finally finds the haymaker break through... she slams Emily on the left ear and renders her numb on the spot. Another hook on the temple seals the blonde's fate and DROPS HER TO HER KNEES!!! Bingo! Jessica heads back to coach Eva Mendes while Emily battles throigh adversity to beat the count at eight but looks rattled like a vacant blonde indeed. Lowndes sprints across the boards to finish the job and swamps Osment in a jabbing vacuum with nothing coming from the ailing American. Ugh! Emily gets clobbered onto the ropes and begins to shriek her heart out so the ref JUMPS IN and pulls the charging Canadian off her prey. TKO4 Jessica Lowndes!!!

AFTER: "Bwoah! I shudda knock the bytch OUT!!!", Jessica isn't best pleased to emerge with a mere stoppage victory and she won't forget about the repeated Asylum snubs anytime soon either! "Whatevz! One of these days I'll get there and show them how it's done! Their carpet sweepers still SUCK!!" Not much love for Emily here and she was always the designated underdog which probably explains why the referee jumped in so quickly to spare her additional damage. Onto the next one, folks!

Official Result: Jessica Lowndes def. Emily Osment TKO4.