O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap Febuary with another great Asylum card!"

Tess: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Meghan Rath returns to Asylum to battle Lili Reinhart!"

Cassie: "Then, it's off to the division where I rule, flyweight, for a Disney battle featuring Sarah Jeffery and Meg Donnelly followed by a second bout in the FCBA's best division, this time featuring Carly Rae Jepsen and Billie Eilish!"

McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad ENOUGH, then we'll be subjected to a lightweight bout featuring Cobie Smulders and that FRAUD Kennedy McMann whose name should actually be Kennedy McFRAUD!"

Cassie: "Then, it's back to flyweight for a rematch between former Unified Flyweight Champion Kristin Kreuk and Ariel Winter!"

Tess: "And, we'll wrap back at bantamweight with another rematch, this time featuring the Asylum return of Tracy Spiridakos against Chloe Bennet!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Canadian Invasion At The Asylum'!"