The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Billie Eilish, Ariel Winter, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Lili Reinhart, Kennedy McMann, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic card. We appreciate their all coming. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Lili. She's worked her way into the bantamweight title picture and she looked good as usual tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Lili has been everything we thought she was when we brought her in here...and, maybe even more than that. In most stables, she'd be the unquestioned number one bantamweight. But, we've got Chloe Bennet here, so, there's, shall we say, a little competition. But. Lili's a girl who's going to have to be reckoned with. Sooner or later. And, more likely, sooner. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about Chloe. She was in tough for the second month in a row and got another result..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "That's what Chloe Bennet DOES. She gets results. It's an actual STORY when she DOESN'T get a result, that's how good she is. Arguably, the best fighter we've ever had. Might be the best we're ever GONNA have. Again, that's how good she is. She'll be pushin' for another shot at those straps this year. And, we'll do everything we can to get her there. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Speaking of belts, Front Street has only had the flyweight belts once in its history, but you've got a pretty deep 110 pound division right now..."

Man In The Hat: "We absolutely DO. I've never been happier with the flyweight division than I am now, and the three ladies you saw tonight are a BIG part of the reason why. Meg is gettin' better every time out. And, I have to keep REMINDIN' people of that, because of BILLIE, who's been very, very good for us right from her first bout. The sky is the limit for Ms. Eilish. The sky. And, Ariel got a very nice win tonight. She's gotten a shot at the straps before. Didn't cash it against Williams, but, hey, Mishy is Mishy. We think she can get back there, and, this time, get to the top of the mountain. Now, add in K-Stew and Cassandra Lynn and, yeah, we've got a pretty good flyweight division around here. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Speaking of girls who are developing well, but maybe being overshadowed a bit, Kennedy got another win tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "You make a good point. Kara's been really, really good since her debut, and, add in Gems and Katy and Taylor's run with the belts, and I think some of that overshadows Kennedy. But. Don't sleep on Mac The Knife. She's the real deal. We expect big things. Big things. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"