Alesha Dixon vs Indira Weis
(Beever's Babes vs Black Eagle Boxing)
(41-35, 32 KO vs 5-3, 5 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The ever-popular Alesha Dixon continues to browse the lightweight market and hopes to make up for the recent loss to Ann-Kathrin Brommel by blasting out her compatriot Indira Weis tonight. The fight takes place in BBU's Cardiff HQ but Indira claims she can easily outperform the British babe even on guest duty: "I've demolished taller slags like her before. Just ask Micaela Schaefer or Jenny Frost! And I've got some plans for the afterparty which feature my special guest trainer... you all know her... come here, Jess!"

Enter Jessica Schwarz - Alesha Dixon's arch nemesis - and Indira's special coach tonight. The dark-haired Lioness Club veteran wears a funky neon red all-leather outfit that would make quite a show in Hamburg let alone the Cardiff Arena:

"Hi there, SL#T!!! Remember me? Indira told me you require some rear end inspection so I couldn't miss the fun! Just go down quick so we don't waste any time here, okay?"

"U here? Who let this scrawny tart in? Grrr... Just wait 'til I knock Indira's lights out! You'll be licking her damn crotch as reward!", Alesha quickly regains her notorious poise upon the initial shock of a close encounter with a bitter enemy. However BBU TV's Denise van Outen wonders if Schwarz's presence distracts the Beevers' veteran enough to give Weis a clear cut advantage?

Alesha Dixon wears a red one-piece swimsuit & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Indira Weis wears a crimson bikini top, black hip-huggers & golden gloves. Medium lenght dark brown hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
No signs of distraction from Alesha in the early stages as she uses her superior reach to bang several crisp shots into Indira's face and controlls the mid-distance approach. She glues the fellow singer to the spot and seemingly tries to knock her head off with a power rally but Indira eventually dekes away from imminient danger and seeks a body assault response ducking underneath Dixon's aerial attacks. She lands a couple of nasty hooks into the Brit's belly but eats a left cross on the ear that stuns her backwards and allows the older woman to blast a follow up double that traps Weis butt-in-ropes come the two-minute mark. Alesha barks in her jabbing efforts as she locks Indira behind a tight earmuff and hauls in extra harpoons on the ribcage in the closing seconds to claim the round in comfortable fashion.

Round 2:
Indira gets more aggressive in her jabbing approach and keeps ducking underneath Alesha's aerial efforts while digging harpoons from the inside to punish the exposed midriff. Alesha ignores those hits during the opening minute as she still tries to blast Indira's head off but then begins to lose her sharpness and only loops half-hearted swings that don't even graze the German's head anymore. Meanwhile Indira keeps checking it downstairs until both women clash jugs and wobble onto the ropes where Indira lands more gut shots to pin Alesha on the turnbuckle; she rallies with another harpoon series late and has the Brit scowling in pain at the bell which makes Jessica Schwarz chuckle in delight in the opposite corner.

Round 3:
Alesha wants to blast one into Indira's face and she manages to cut her up below the left eye after a stellar point-blank range drive but the German just doesn't yield an inch and hammers an uppercut series into the fellow singer's chest before drilling another gut shot to cripple Dixon into spasms. Ugh! Indira booms another harpoon set and pounds the suddenly vulnerable foe onto the ropes where Alesha delays the action through some blatant clinching and she can only rely on the referee's help for so long... Indira eventually gains the separation and belts the subdued Brit in the chops before adding another uppercut set on the rack that drops Dixon into loud spasms at the bell.

Round 4:
Alesha's head-hunting approach becomes too predictable at this stage and she can't outmuscle Indira in the phone booth since the harpoon delivery on speed dial cripples her into louder spasms by the second. "She's frickin' SOFT!!!! Chop that slag down!!", Jessica Schwarz gets vocal in the corner and Indira's methodical pounce renders Alesha helpless on the ropes come the one-minute mark. The plucky German simply keeps going forward and slams more punches into the midsection that drains the Brit from useable energy and makes her aerial response look woeful at this stage. Alesha bounces off the top of Indira's head and fails to clich her as well, she gets reduced into a walking bye and almost goes down on her knees when Weis pummels her on the rack at will late in the going. Ugh! This one could get ugly fast...

Round 5:
Indira doesn't want to extend Alesha's struggles for much longer and boombs a right cross between the high guard; Alesha expected another body assault and barely locked her mitts down upon impact... she wobbles forward and eats an uppercut double on the chin before another quick series tears into her liver area and spins her sideways. Dixon tries to escape into mid-distance but gets clobbered onto the turnbuckle as Weis bangs a high-octane drive into her stomach and there's not much energy left in Alesha's banged up body. She succumbs to the German's relentless pounding and SLUMPS ONTO HER KNEES half-way through the round. Uh-oh!!! Indira struts back to her corner where Jessica tells her: "She knows it's over... she won't get up... oh, come on!!!" Alesha somehow defies her arch rival's predictions and barely beats the count at eight but looks extremely vulnerable and has no chance to avoid Indira's slugging pounce thereafter. Weis looks upset she has to clean up the wounded foe and belts her from both flanks until she has Alesha yelping in pain and just unable to halt the beating. Indira hammers Dixon's midsection to the point she makes her foe cry in pain and the ref finally enforces the mercy rule and PULLS WEIS OFF HER PREY!!! It is over!!! TKO5 Indira Weis!!!

AFTER: Indira shouts something in German as Alesha collapses in a heap in the neutral corner and here comes Jessica Schwarz who simply can't wait for the official verdict to enter the ring. She heads straight to the sitting arch nemesis and drags Alesha by the hair across the boards before placing her foot on the singer's chest: "Guess what, bytch? Indira allowed me to have all the fun and then some with your tawdry ass! I don't have any footballler friends like Ann-Kathrin Brommel BUT you've licked so many buttholes in your life one more won't make a difference! Oh, did I say one more? How about five more?" (giggles).

BBU TV's Denise van Outen doesn't want to hear about the details but then Indira Weis says she's gonna stream Alesha's endeavours on twitch so guess we have no choice but to enjoy(?) them? What do you expect from someone who has former AV star as stable manager after all? Are we sure Gina Wild quit that business?

Official Result: Indira Weis def. Alesha Dixon TKO5.