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30 April 2021 Tricia Helfer vs Charlize Theron

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OFFICIAL FCBA "APRIL ARMAGEDDON" PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on 30 April 2021 at 3:16pm

Tricia Helfer vs Charlize Theron

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Tale of the Tape

Tricia Helfer

Age 46

Height 5’10”

42-22-1

Paramount Lightweight Title

Unified Lightweight Title

Charlize Theron

Age45

Height 5’9 1/2”

Titles held

8 Unified Lightweight titles

7 Unified Welterweight titles

1 Unified Middleweight title

3 Maxim Lightweight titles

2 Paramount Lightweight titles

1 Reebox Lightweight title

2 Reebox Welterweight titles

2 Paramount Welterweight titles

BEFORE

Helfer is at the podium. Charlize as usual is standing in the background off to one side

Helfer: “Seven or so years ago Helfer vs Theron would have been a big bout. Two tall blondes with KO punch power fighting it out. We would sell out any arena. Now, we are thought of as just a couple old ladies trying to hold on. That’s the way the story goes. Our fights are branded as “cougar fights” like we are incapable of fighting tough. We are not DiDonato or one the new stars, but we can put on just as good a fight as they can. Take my opponent. Charlize is still a very dangerous fighter and she can pull a big upset at any time and has. I think I can also. This is a big fight for us. Our first fight was a draw. She won the second fight and I won the third, so this bout is for the best of three; I want to be able to say that I got the best of the GOAT in the series. I suspect Charlize feels the same way. I promise you, you didn’t waste your money coming to see us get it on.”

Charlize as usual refuses the mic and give Helfer a thumbs up

THE FIGHT
Helfer enters the ring wearing a midnight blue bikini with black gloves and boots’ Her hair is in a ponytail. Charlize gets a roar of approval as she enters. Gone is the old creme bikini. She is now wear a blood red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her hair instead of being in corn rows is now in braids

Round1 The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves. Helfer knows Theron always starts a fight with a right jab, so she beats her to it. Her right jab punches Charlize’s head back. Helfer steps in with a left-right to Theron’s midsection and follows up with a hook the Theron’s jaw. Theron is moving to keep off the ropes. She catches Helfer with a straight right to the face to back Helfer off. They circle each other looking for that opening. Suddenly that are in together just a couple feet apart punching. Theron lands a pair of jabs to Helfer’s face as Tricia goes to work of Charlize’s midsection. Charlize lands a right cross as Helfer comes up with a hook to Theron’s chin THERON’S HURT and her legs buckle as she stumbles away. Helfer is slow to follow, but catches Charlize near a corner Helfer drives a pair of hooks into Therons stomach and then another pair, Charlize’s guard drops to protect her body and Helfer picks up Theron’ head with a pair of hooks and then a right cross. A desperate Theron hook lands on Helfer’s chin moving her back a couple steps and Charlize is out of the corner, Helfer is quick to close now. Theron lands a right cross to Helfer head, but right cross from Helfer staggers the Goddess who falls back to the ropes for support as Helfer quickly moves in. She catches Charlize with a pair of crosses to the head and then digs a right and left to her solar plexus. Theron is in big trouble. Helfer lands a right cross to the head and then a left. She hooks Theron’s belly and come up with one to the chin. Charlize is sagging in the ropes. She looks like an easy target. The referee is watching as the bell calls a halt to Th round. Helfer is getting a back and shoulder rub in her corner while Theron is getting a broken ammonia capsule waived under her nose and a cold towel over her head

Round 2. At the bell, Helfer moves to the center of the ring, however Charlize as usual after a bad round is moving parallel to the ropes. She wants to stay away from Helfer while she recovers from the last round. Helfer is following, but Charlize is managing to stay away changing directions and speed. The crowd in getting a little irritated with her actions and are calling for her to stop hiding and fight. Finally its Theron who moves in to throw the first punch, a overhand right to Helfer forehead. After taking a step back, Helfer returns the favor with a right cross upside the right ear area. They exchange rights and lefts and then Theron dips down and comes up with a hook to Helfer stomach that takes some breath from her. She staggers back and Charlize is on her pumping lefts and rights into her body preparing to go upstairs but Helfer’s not a punching bag and she lands a left, then a right then another left to Charlize’s head. She has Theron on the ropes. Helfer unleashes a wide right that sails over Theron’s head and Theron steps aside as Helfer off balance falls into the ropes. Theron is already punching as Helfer turns around. Left and rights punch Helfer’s head back and forth as Theron wants to end it however, the bell rings probably saving Helfer

Round 3. This time it’s Helfer who is slow out of the corner. Theron quickly closes and rips a right cross to Helfer jaw. It’s a wake up call to Helfer, she responds with a right cross of her own and follows with a left hook to Theron’s belly. Theron lunges forward for a clinch throwing her arm around Helfer shoulders. Helfer’s arms are free and her fists start ripping punch after punch into Theron’s midsection. Helfer can hear the breath pumping out of Charlize and pushes Charlize off and a right cross sends the Goddess across the ring. She has Theron on the ropes. A Theron right slides by Helfer’s head as Helfer digs another punch into Theron’s belly. Theron tries a right uppercut, is it misses but a Helfer’s upper doesn’t and it snaps Theron’s head over the ropes. As Theron’s head comes forward Helfer digs a right to the solar plexus and comes up with two vicious punches to Theron’s bra. Helfer can see the color drain from her opponents face and she goes to work of her opponents chest. Left and right pound into the Goddess’s breasts. Lefts and rights punch them back and forth. She can see the tears starting to come from Theron’s eyes. A pair of crosses send Charlize’s head one way then the other. Theron’s arms are starting to drop. She swaying on the ropes and hands dropping to the waist, She’s nothing but target practice now. Helfer is punching away at will. Where’s the referee? Helfer decides it’s’time to end her agony. It’s too late the bell rings. Theron is a wreck. Theron wobbles back to where she thinks her corner is. Her corner mates reach her before she makes it to the corner and start to work on her. No talk about throwing the towel in as they know Charlize would never do that. In Helfer’s corner the talk is how to end it. They sense She is upset

Round 4 Helfer is suddenly tired. She threw everything she had the her blonde opponent and she is still standing. Has she punched herself out? Suddenly she realizes that Charlize is standing in front of her and before she can react a Theron right snaps her head to the side. She returns the punch and they are suddenly in the phone booth. Punches land to the face. Crosses turn the heads to one side then the other. Hooks pump the breath from midsections and Theron amazingly is getting the best of it. Theron is driving Tricia back to the ropes, exactly where Tricia doesn’t want to be. A Theron right misses and Helfer lands an uppercut to Therons chin that buckles her legs, but she recovers quickly. Helfer is discouraged. That punch should have put Charlize down, but she is not only still standing she lands a straight right to Helfer’s nose. It’s to the point and both fighter are staggering around throwing punches. One buckles Theron’s legs and the next put a shimmy into Helfer. There is no science now, no strategy, it's survival of the fittest, Referee is watching, but seems to be enjoying one of the more vicious fights he has refereed. A Helfer right turns Charlize face forward into the ropes, She looking at the crowd. Helfer puts her hand on Charlies shoulder intending to turn her when Charlize turns on her own with a left to Helfer solar plexus. Helfer doubles over staggering backward as Charlize as an overhand right crashes into Tricia’s face. Helfer manages to keep her feet and lands a right to Chalize’s jaw, then a left and a right. It’s now Theron who is being driven across the ring. Charlize hits the ropes, but as Helfer closes she manages to slam a left into Helfer face staggering her. Theron’s off the ropes when a Helfer right turns the Goddess around as the bell rings.

Round 5 There are now two unrecognizable wrecks in the ring. The crowd has got its money’s worth. The two meet in the center. Theron misses with a right but a.Helfer uppercut explodes on her chin. Theron is glassy eyed as she falls back into the ropes..Helfer lands a left to the jaw, then a right, She follow with a pair of straight punches to the chest, a left hook to the belly button, and another right uppercut to the chin. Left cross. Right cross. Theron just standing there taking it.her hands at her waist. Helfer lands a right to the solar plexus Another uppercut to the chin. THERON’S DOWN, Theron drops like a rock in a heap by the ropes. Helfer raises her hands in victory as she staggers back into the center of the ring. Charlize is stirring. She sitting up. She on one knee as the count reaches five. Helfer can’t believe it. Charlize is pulling herself up by the ropes. She’s on her feet beating the ten count. The referee is looking at her eyes, but Charlize pushes him away. Charlize is still on the ropes and Helfer moves in to end it, punching away at the blonde wreck.Theron is on autopilot. She fighting on instinct. Helfer puts her left glove on Charlize’s chest to stabilize her for the final punch when a sweeping right crashes into Helfer’s head behind her Left ear. Helfer’s in shock as a sweeping left lands behind her right ear. Charlize is staggering, but driving Helfer across the ring with those sweeping punches. Helfer hits the ropes and overhand right to the chin sends Helfer to the canvas. Charlize wanders to a corner to wait out the count. Helfer manages to get to. her knees at five and pulls herself up at nine. Charlize is angry now. She doesn’t wait for Helfer to come out to the center. As soon as the referee steps back, she staggers in on Helfer. Left cross, right cross, left cross, She is punching Helfer’s head one way then the other. Helfer’s not done as she lands an uppercut to Therons chin that buckles her legs. Charlize barely manages to keep to her feet. Charlize comes back with a right hook the the jaw. Helfer staggers Theron again with another right. Theron is right back with an uppercut to Tricia’s chin, Helfer’s hands drop to her waist. It's all on instinct There is no thought process going on. Charlize is blindly punching away. An overhand right smashes into Helfer’s face. Helfer’s hands drop to her side. Her eyes are closed as Theron pounds punch after punch into what is left of her face. Finally with 30 seconds left in the round, the referee steps in and pushes Charlize off of her opponent ,sending her crashing to the canvas on her back, her head bouncing off the ring floor, as he cradles Helfer to protect her from further punishment. Helfer is in her corner getting revived while Theron is on her back in the center of the ring . It’s chaotic. Lawrence is screaming at the referee for pushing Theron down, She’s trying to get at him as Robbie tries to hold her back. Helfer’s corner is irate for the way. Charlize kept punching their helpless girl. One of the corner is trying to get into Lawrence’s face, Security has to restore order

The two are in their corners being slowly brought around. Charlize is in no better shape than Tricia. Theron wants to walk back to the dressing room but it isn’t going to happen. A stretcher is brought into the ring to carry the Charlize back to her dressing room, while finally Helfer’s corner manages to carry her back to hers.

Charlize Theron defeats Tricia Helfer TKO5

AFTER
The usual press conference is called off. The doctors are in each dressing room attending to the fighters. Word finally comes that both are going to be fine other than needing some serious makeup done. but they both should take two weeks off before getting back to training for the next fight,