| 
  • If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.

  • You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

View
 

8 June 2021 Angie Everhart vs Charlize Theron

Page history last edited by Vassago 2 years, 2 months ago

 

BOXING ON THE BEACH

 

Posted by Tractorpull on 8 June 2021 at 11:13pm

 

 

Angie Everhart vs Charlize Theron

Results: Lookout. Story: Tractorpull

TALE OF THE TAPE

Angie Everhart
Age 51
Height 5’10”
6-16-1

Charlize Theron
Age 45
Height 5’9 1/2”
285-122-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles

BEFORE

Angie is at the podium. Charlize is standing in the background as is her habit
Angie “It’s really a pleasure to fight Charlize again, but I don’t know why she has to stand in the background and never say anything. We fought a longer time ago that I want to admit. It was my first fight and I think she the veteran of about fifteen. It wasn’t a slugfest. I had a couple good rounds, but the GOAT won by a decision. Now today, Charlize is haunted by the Krupa fight. I was there. I was horrified by the beating she took. I had never saw a beating like that before and I hope I don’t see one like that again. In her last fight, Hurley was just about ten seconds for stopping her, I just knew Charlize was finished in the ring, but here she is. I think everyone in the FCBA has seen the video of that fight and a lot of us who had one or two bouts against her and lost are clamoring to get back in the ring with her and get revenge. We were shown that she is now a used to be. I heard there is even some BBU members who want to fight her. Anyway I sent her a text saying I needed another fight and lo and behold she accepted. Now, we all know what’s going on. She still wants to fight a lot, but she knows she can’t fight a tough opponent two or three times a month anymore. She picking fighters who she thinks will give her rounds and a little trouble, but have little chance of beating her. She is saving what she considers serious opponents for the PPVs. That way, she get’s a free sparing partner and get to chalk another easy win on her record. Obviously the fight with Joanna went disastrously wrong. It can happen again. I don’t want to put her in the hospital, but I do want her laying at my feet”. She turns toward Charlize and says “I hope you understand that, Charlize” Theron just smiles and waves.

THE FIGHT
Everhart enters the ring wearing a black bikini, black boots and glove, Her hair is in a pony tail. Charlize enters wearing her red bikini, gloves and boots. Her hair is still in those thin dreadlocks.

Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves. Angie lands the first punch, a left jab to the face and that punches Theron’s head back. Charlize starts to push out a left jab, but is stopped as two more jabs forcing Theron to back off. They close in and exchange hooks to the head and then back off. Charlize closes, but before she can get a punch off. Everhart rocks her with a left cross. A right sends the blonde into the ropes. Expecting a facial attack, Charlize raises her glove to her face leaving her body open and Angie takes advantage and starts working on the blondes midsection. After her having her midsection pounded for a half minute, Charlize lands a jab that forces Angie back and Charlize escapes off the ropes as the bell rings. It was a good round for Everhart.
Round 2. Everhart quickly out of her corner intent on taking it to Charlize.

Theron calm, slow. No hurry to engage. Everhart’s attack attitude pays off when she lands an overhand right to Theron’s face snapping her head back. Angie then goes to the body ripping lefts and rights into the blondes midsection. Charlize isn’t going to take it and she lands a right cross to Everhart’s jaw that stops the attack. Charlize over to the offensive with a flurry of right and left cross to Everhart’s head that drive her back towards the rope. Another overhand right catches Charlize in the face dazing her. Angie closes and launched a series of hook to Theron body while Charlize is working on Angie’s head. The pro Everhart crowd is urging her on as she is turning the blonde’s midsection beet red. Theron loads up for bone crushing right, but Angie beats her to the punch with a straight right to the chin that buckles the blonds’s legs at the bell. In Theron’s corner Neve Campbell, who has joined the seconds team, tells Charlize that she has the better legs by far and to start using them

Round 3. Charlize taking the advice is out quickly surprising Everhart, who expected her to come out slowly. The big blonde catches the redhead on her side of the ring and lands a left-right to the head. Angie tries to respond, but after a couple more hooks to the jaw.Angie is on the ropes and Charlize moves in to poor on the punishment, but Everhart is not going quietly. The two are pouring on the punishment, but suddenly Angie is getting the best of it. The crowd is on it’s feet as the redhead drives the blonde amazon back to the center of the ring, Theron is punching back and she is suddenly taking the play away from Angie and she is getting the best of the exchanges. At the bell, both beauties head to the cornet breathing heavily

Round 4. As Neve said, Therons legs are taking control now. She is moving in and out on the redhead. She’s in, landing a few quick punches and then moving out. In and out, it’ starting to get to Everhart as she tries to sync with the blondes rhythm. Charlize continues to move in. Landing a couple punches and then back out. The damage from her punches are adding up. The pro-Everhart crowd is getting restless as Charlize seems to having her way painting Angie up with hurt. Charlize moves in and this time stays in. She rocks Everhart with a right uppercut and staggers her with a chopping left. Everhart is hurt, but still moving well as she maneuvers away from Charlize. She finally lands a couple long jabs to drive Charlize back and give her some breathing room. Charlize is again closing now looking for blood as the bell calls a halt to the round

Round 5. Charlize is now out to finish. She lands jab after jab to Everhart's face drawing a slight amount of blood from the redhead’s nose. Theron loads up a finishing right, but Angie beats her to the punch with a right uppercut to the chin. The crowd is on its feet again as Theron staggers back to the ropes. Angie is quick to follow up. She starts working on Theron’s tummy beating some breath from Theron. She working on the body. Theron’s giving it up to protect her face. Everhart moves up the body and slams a right-left into Theron’s bra. A shout of pain is heard as Theron tries to protect her puppies. Theron desperately throws a right cross that misses and receives a left-right to her mouth cutting her lips. A pair of hooks land on Theron’s jaw as she starts to sag in the ropes as the bell rings. In Theron’s corner, she is getting read the riot act from Neve she tells her, she is half way through the bout and is losing big time

Round 6. Never consider Charlize beaten until you hear the count go past ten, a lesson that Angie hasn’t learned. She confidently closes ready to unload her fight winning assault. She is circling a slow moving opponent. She quickly moves in only to find her face on the receiving end of a Theron over hand right. Before she can recover, the blonde is on her slamming punches into her midsection. Theron’s body work is furious as she backs the redhead back to the ropes. The blonde then moves up to the head criss-crossing the redheaded skull one way than the other.. The referee is now watching carefully but Angie manages to land a hook to Theron chin that momentarily stops the blondes assault and referee backs off. Theron rings up Angie with a couple more hooks, but the redhead is still standing at the bell.

Round 7. The two beaten fighters come out for the seventh. The only way one can tell who is who is by hair color and their bikinis. They meet in the center of the ring and it is now mindless slugging. Back and forth, both staggering as a punch lands. One minute forty in, Theron is getting the advantage loads up for an overhand right, but Angie beats her to the punch with a short right hook to the chin, The crowd once again is on its feet as Charlize is hurt. A right-left cross to the head sends Charlize back into the ropes, She raises her guard and Everhart launches a savage attack on the blondes body ending with pair of blockbusters to the blondes breasts. Theron’s mouthpiece dribbles down her body and a right cross lands to the chin…. The GODESS IS DOWN on her face. The crowd is going wild. They are getting to see what the wanted, a big upset with the great blonde out on her face. Everhart is watching in shock as the beaten blonde is pulling herself up. She beats the count. Twenty seconds left. Theron is laying in the ropes. Hands hanging down by her side, eyes glassy. Theron sees through glassy eyes the ref moving in to stop the fight. She shouts out something. The ref is surprised and he stops and before he can move in the bell rings. Theron’s Nascar teams leaps to action gathering her back to her corner. Her wheels are changed by vigorous rubbing of her legs, gas tank filled as she drinks something and the overheated engine cooled by cold towels over her head. In one minute they have her ready to go back out (a real Nascar team can do it faster)

Round 8. Charlize is an Academy Award actress, she staggers out of her corner and lays badly sagging in the ropes, hands low at her side. The confident redhead head is ready to put the final touches on a momentous KO. She steps in and measures the great blonde for the vicious KO punch Suddenly Theron’s body rolls to the left and a sweeping right crashes into Everhart’s head. She’s in shock and can’t avoid a right uppercut than started at Theron’s knees. Everhart is out as she crashes onto her back spread eagled. The crowd is in shocked silence as the referee waives the fight off and calls for the doctor. The blondes corner happily helps her back to her dressing room, not mentioning that Charlize looks worse that the opponent she just beat.

AFTER

Angie and Charlize are both in the press room but only after having some serious damage control makeup session

Angie: “I want to thank Charlize for giving the opportunity although it didn’t go the way I intended. I just knew she was mine when I saw her sagging in the ropes hand almost on the canvas. I just want to tell all the other hopefuls that Charlize is far from done. She still has that ability to take tremendous punishment and she can still hit a ton. I know the rest who are itching to get into the ring with her won’t believe me. They have already made up their minds that Charlize is now a second tier fighter ready for the picking, They will learn the hard way”

Charlize “Yeah easy fights.. Do I look like I’ve been in an easy fight. Did it look like an easy fight when I pulled myself up by the ropes and beat the count at nine? Angie can still fight. All of her recent losses have been to top flight opponents She deserves more action 

 

 

Comments (0)

You don't have permission to comment on this page.