Danielle Lloyd vs Chloe Khan
(Garnet Gunners UK vs BBU Independent)
(3-11, 3 KO vs 1-3, 1 KO)
JMDD Value: 32DD (Enhanced) vs 32HH (Enhanced)
Results: BBU: Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Talk about immediate bounce back opportunity as Chloe Khan returns to BBU action literally five days after getting swept by Jodi Gordon on the Dubai beach. She arrives in the Wembley Arena seeking to write a new chapter of her mediocre career tonight. This means jug muggin' is on the menu which brings back fond memories as the Leeds model celebrated a big victory over Nabilla Benattia on her BBU debut in 2017. Fast forward to 2021 and Benattia is on the contending rise while Chloe remains stuck in the hot-looking mess category. That's what BBU TV's Denise van Outen claims anyway!

On the other hand we have Danielle Lloyd, a well-known Mersey glamour model who owns a woeful boxing record herself but that doesn't stop her from jumping on the opportunity to pile more pressure on the underachieving Khan: "She's just a buxom airhead. Nothing special about her. She's got more plastic in her body than I do!" (giggles) "She's actually so dumb she wants to fight on a five day rest. I'm gonna whup her phoney tits all the way back to Yorkshire!"

Danielle Lloyd wears a pink bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Chloe Khan wears a red bikini set & golden gloves. Long raven-black hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Danielle goes off hard and digs deep into the younger brunette's cleavage with great success. She lifts Chloe's boobs thanks to a superior uppercut drive and makes her opponent groan in sudden shock but she then silences her with a nifty cross hook against the mouth. Ugh! Chloe barely manages to land a punch before she has to bail out of the close range trap but Danielle still jumps after her and connects with her jugs from both flanks. Khan gets thumped onto the ropes where she finally recovers to punish Lloyd's mounds but she succumbs to the superior work rate and drops into more spasms as Danielle tears it down shouting at her in visible delight. Hard plugging lifts more Yorkshire rack and renders its own into classic punchbag status before Danielle lands one shot from the right too many and SENDS CHLOE CRASHING ONTO HER KNEES! What a disaster for the Leeds model! "You're a total wimp! Stay down!", Danielle gloats after a rare knockdown and struts back to her corner while the humiliated rival soaks up the merciless count. She's up at eight though and tells the ref "I'm ready, boss!". Well, let's see if she can actually do something now but she spends remainder of the round circling away from the Mersey brunette which cuts a truly losing figure. Just no luck for Ms Khan these days!

Round 2:
Danielle thinks she's caught a real steal here tonight and powers ahead to connect with more uppercut menace but Chloe manages to hold her own in chaotic exchange in the center of the ring. Both glamour models rip it out from both flanks until Chloe plugs the solar plexus and makes Danielle look second best for a change. Another wild swing nails the older brunette on the mouth and slumps her into a slugging tear as Khan works on speed dial to lift her rival's mounds. Danielle's slumped chest gets a taste of her own jugs and she gets pummelled onto the ropes where Chloe digs a forearm into her windpipe and drills the exposed stomach for majority of the final minute. Ugh! Lloyd stumbles onto the turnbuckle and struggles to break free as Khan cleans up her midriff to even the scorecards in style.

Round 3:
Chloe ducks low to hammer early harpoons into her opponent's midsection and plugs extra leather on the exposed solar plexus to drive Lloyd backwards in a hurry. The Mersey model struggles to enforce her presence as Chloe hassles her around the ring before she manages to lock her in the corner where both women deliver a hammer & tongs assault that lifts both sets of jugs much to the crowd's delight! Chloe gurgles in anger and flicks a couple of chin shots to keep Danielle honest but almost gets dropped when the older brunette finds the best punch of the lot and drills the solar plexus herself. Ugh! Chloe takes a couple of steps back which enables Lloyd to escape the trap before a nasty right hand almost spills the left breast into the open! Not that Chloe would mind that but she drops into loud spasms and Danielle cleans up her rack to steal the round outright!

Round 4:
"Fookin slag! She almost ripped my luxury piece!", Chloe examines the bikini top that almost suffered a malfunction in the previous round but she goes out with extra venom to punish the Mersey rack. And Danielle struggles to embrace the early heat! She clocks Khan's jugs herself but yelps in higher volume once the back & forth blast enters the second minute. Khan leans onto her and glues her mitts on the Double-D target which eventually breaks Lloyd's resilience. Old demons come back to bite Danielle who succumbs to the sustained slugging pressure and she almost gets her boobs spilled out as Chloe runs runs riot to shut the older brunette down in the corner. Lloyd is thumped into a standstill and checks out in the final thity seconds as Khan rips her from both flanks and signs off a dominant spell with a vicious cross hook on the mouth.

Round 5:
Danielle needs a breather here but Chloe just doesn't grant her one and keeps plugging leather into the obvious target. The Merseyside brunette slumps on her heels early and just can't stop the Yorkshire lass from pounding her butt-in-ropes again. Shear willpower prevails as Lloyd's painful scowls become louder and louder and... she cries out in pain when Chloe belts her in the navel. A quick uppercut switch finds both the jugs and the chin and spin Danielle sideways before Chloe BLASTS her with a ruthless right hand straight between the bumpers. DOWN GOES LLOYD!!! That was too much punishment for the older model who crashes down on her knees and hugs her aching breasts during the slow count. She manages to get back upright at seven but looks rattled enough for Chloe to charge at her with no room to spare! And she tears into her boobs with tremendous force while avoiding any kind of response as Danielle is simply unable to find one! Punchbag time!!! Chloe tries to render her foe topless as she hammers brutal punches on target and truly destroys the older model who can't take this punishment for much longer... she slides down on her knees with eyes closed and can't stop aching her pain out. Ref pulls Chloe back and doesn't even bother with the count as Lloyd is well and truly finished here! KO5 Chloe Khan!!!

AFTER: Chloe pounds her chest in joy and soaks up ovation from the Wembley Arena audience before getting her gloves removed. She then approaches the kneeling opponent who hasn't recovered from the vicious jug muggin' demise yet and drags her by the hair to the center of the ring. She literally sits on her face but still pinches her boobs from the side before slapping the dazed Danielle across the face:

"How about that, bytch! My jugs are sooo much better than yours!!! Fookin' plastic slag!"

She prefers to facesit Danielle into exhaustion but the crowd demands a proper jug smother so she slides down to cover the older brunette's face with her superior Double-H rack and there's nothing Lloyd can do about it anymore. She gets smothered out within the next twenty seconds and loses her bikini top after Khan rips it off while she's unconscious already!

"Yeah, this is my stuff! If overrated bimbos like Christine McGuinness can fight for JMDD title after three or four wins then I can match that feat too! I was born to punish jugs! And I have the biggest fookin' rack in the entire BBU! Who's gonna stop me now?" (laughs).

Official Result: Chloe Khan def. Danielle Lloyd KO5.