Ewelina Lisowska vs Lily Allen
(Lioness Club vs Fight Club UK)
(14-2, 14 KO vs 14-8, 13 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former BBU flyweight champion Ewelina Lisowska returns to action to square off against the ever-dangerous Lily Allen in what promises to be a blockbuster Main Event on Polish Independence Day. Lily is a bantamweight tweener but has struggled for regular work this season and might carry enough rust for Ewelina to overcome despite the weight handicap. Moreover the British tourist believes she should earn a short cut into a title opportunity if she beats Lisowska tonight: "I'm a true household name in BBU. Spare me the rankings and all that crap. Whenever I beat a former title holder, I should be on the reigning champion's shortlist! I will get a rematch with that Spanish witch sooner or later" (winks).

Ewelina Lisowska wears a crimson red bikini set & black gloves. Long raven-black hair tied in a braid. Lily Allen wears a navy blue crop top, matching hotpants & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Ewelina wants to make sure Lily is covered in ring rust and steamrolls her up the middle to trigger a loud reaction from the Torwar audience. She knocks hard leather into the fellow singer's face and leaves her weaving around in desperate avoidance before driving a quick series into her belly to almost send her down for the count inside the opening minute already! Ugh! Lily swings over the top but fails to find her mark and slices thin air while Lisowska methodically picks her apart through the middle again. She glues Allen to the spot and blows into her ribs thereafter before tagging the chin when the slumped Brit tries to clinch her into a stalemate. Ugh! Allen flies back to the ropes and has to embrace another jabbing series with Ewelina shutting her down wholesale much to the crowd's delight!

Round 2:
Lily seeks a jabbing redemption but Ewelina beats her to each punch by a split second and underlines her dominance when she drives another left/right on the chin that forces the older brunette into a hectic retreat. Lily barks in anger but finds nothing from the back foot and spends the opening minute weaving around the Pole's methodical strikes. She punishes the younger brunette to the body come the second minute but a phone booth stance allows Lisowska to plug her around the elbows as well which triggers a high-octane exchange thereafter. Lily isn't quite ready for such a test and bellows out into safety when the Polish singer cracks her around the liver and almost delivers a knee in the groin as well. Huh! Ewelina is ready for a dirty clinch experience and shuts the Brit down on the turnbuckle where she mauls her breadbasket in the closing seconds of the round.

Round 3:
Lily gives Ewelina a long stare before the third and follows through with a meaningful series over the top however she just can't quite use the alleged power advantage to cause the local favorite any trouble. Lisowska dances around the initial charge and keeps Allen honest in counter-punching fashion before she plugs the Londoner in the midsection again. Both singers clash heads thereafter and Lily is fortunate to recovers first so she bangs a gut-checking double and clips Ewelina's chin as well. The Polish brunette throws a response from the heels which is a bad idea and gets clobbered by Allen onto the ropes where the Brit plugs more crisp shots to the body which forces Lisowska to clinch her into safety instead. A better round from Lily here but she really needs to step it up if her title ambitions should be considered seriously.

Round 4:
Ewelina drives a hard double into her opponent's belly before blasting Lily up the chimney. She drags the older brunette into a lenghty head-hunting rally which Lily matches at the first impact only to wobble to her heels when Lisowska cuts her across the nasal ridge down the stretch. Ugh! Lily gets verbally annoyed and lashes out in desperate fashion but gets stuffed by a right hook on the breasts and folds into spasms when a quick harpoon on the liver proves viciously effective. She avoids going down on the spot but applies the rear door escape only to fuel Ewelina's ferocuous attack that eventually traps the reeling tourist in the neutral corner. Uh-oh!!! Ewelina lets it rip from both flanks and destroys the fellow singer's high guard before another booming double slumps Allen on jelly knees in the closing seconds. Lisowska gives it her all to knock Allen down and out but she cannot beat the clock and the ailing Brit is rescued by the bell at the last moment. She doesn't even look the Pole in the eye thereafter and seems affected by a nasty cut over the left brow ridge.

Round 5:
Lily is slow to get up for the fifth and gets bulldozed over to the neutral corner again where Ewelina uses her torso as target practice and punishes it from both flanks. Allen is unable to even clinch the charging rival and bellows out in loud spasms while Lisowska clubs her with one ruthless hook on the solar plexus too many. Oi, Lily! The proud Brit SLIDES ONTO HER KNEES with her eyes closed and bends her head against the canvas while trying to catch her breath back. She makes a brave effort to beat the count and barely makes it back upright at nine!!! Huh! She stumbles forward and while this warrants a stoppage, Ewelina wants to knock her lights out and scampers across the ring to dig a couple of extra hooks into the older brunette's face. Lily just can't raise her arms anymore and gets flushed sideways by the initial attack with Ewelina adding another brutal hook on the chin moments later. ALLEN HALF-SPINS to the side and gravity does the rest dragging the wounded girl into a horizontal demise! Ugh! Ref doesn't even bother with the count as poor Lily has been knocked out senseless!!! KO5 Ewelina Lisowska!!!

AFTER: Ewelina might have lost the divisional straps to Ivana Baquero few weeks ago but she remains an elite performer and Lily Allen just learned about it the hard way. The British singer might forget about that short cut to the title now! Meanwhile the Polish crew secured a triffecta payout in the Torwar Hall tonight whereas compatriot Joanna Krupa claimed her second win over Charlize Theron back in America which means November 2021 is suddenly a slam dunk success month for the White Eagle nation! This really deserves a shot of vodka.. or two... bottles even! Let the VIP afterparty begin!

Official Result: Ewelina Lisowska def. Lily Allen KO5.