Alexis Ren vs Taylor Swift (Mistress of the Body Saddle)

Alexis:
(23, 5’8, 47:12 FCBA, VIXENs)

Taylor:
(32, 5’11, 59:28 FCBA, Fates Boxing)

BEFORE:
“b*tch thinks she can beat me? ME?! AGAIN??” Ren starts the press conference off with a shriek into the microphone. “I’m the Mistress of the Body Saddle, b*tch. I beat Lima and rode her off into the sunset. Ain’t no pop princess gonna take that title away from me!”

“Ren is forgetting,” Taylor chimes in from across the table, “that I’ve already kicked her ass multiple times before. THREE, if I believe. I’ve literally taken EVERY title off Ren’s broken body. And today, I plan on adding the Mistress of the Body Saddle to those accolades. I’m taller, way more popular, and better at fighting than this Instagram model wannabe. Let’s go, Ren. Can’t wait to ride you all the way home.”

Swift has had many rivals over the years, most notably Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner. Ren, on the other hand, is just another blonde wannabe in her way, as the two ladies square off at the podium and threaten a premature eruption of action when Ren continues to mouth off in her face, jab at her chest with a pointed finger. Taylor with three-inches of height as an advantage, but Ren is definitely looking lean in her white crop t-shirt and long blue jeans. Before the proceedings erupt into an actual altercation, both blondes are pulled away by their teams to save the action for fight night itself.

Swift is first to enter the arena hours later, dressed in all-black sports bra and long tights, showing off her fit figure. She raises red gloves high into the air as her signature song ‘BAD BLOOD’ begins blasting for an entrance track. Ren comes in later and is equally flamboyant, wearing a purple lingerie set with a peacock froth attached and flourished around her back - it’s a classic Victoria’s Secret entrance, if we do say so ourselves. The Vixen strides down to the ring and straps on white gloves in her corner.

Referee gets the nod from both ladies, who get into their respective fighting stances! HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Lightweight action! This here’s for the Victoria’s Secret Mistress of the Body Saddle title!

ROUND 1:
Taylor’s had plenty of saddling practice recently, first taking on (and riding) the legendary Kate Upton at the start of the year, then doing the same to Nina Agdala and fellow stablemate Rosie-Huntington Whiteley in one heck of an intra-stable bout. She’s done more than enough to earn this title opportunity, and she knows it! Early minute sees plenty of aggression from the Fates superstar, Swift coming in fast to hound the smaller girl with plenty of jab combos. Alexis has her experience to fall back on and surprisingly, doesn’t take the bait to rush in at her rival right at the bell, instead defending her head with a tight-knit guard and then planting leather back into Taylor’s face only when she gets too close. But Swift’s persistence pays off, with her longer reach means she’s able to score more often than not on Ren’s face, driving the Vixen back with a grunt before Ren has the chance to swing back at her. Ren only manages to keep pace with the taller blonde through sheer tenacity and some wild swings in the pocket, stunning Taylor to the chin or body when she wasn’t looking, but the bell rings and it’s still Swift’s round by a close margin!

ROUND 2:
Ren growls deep and threatening, roaring in to redeem herself in round two. Swift initially meets her blow for blow, first planting a hook to the cheek but it’s shrugged off by the Vixen, who plows her own into the side of the body to stun the sultry singer for a brief moment. It’s a moment long enough for Ren to follow-up with ANOTHER glancing hit to the chin, which sends Swift running! Ren on the prowl, thinking she might win this fight here and now, but Swift quickly recovers and scurries away on those longer legs of hers, and Ren unfortunately doesn’t get another chance to close the distance for the rest of this round. Ren expends loads of energy with more combos that barely hit their targets, with Taylor locking her arms and successfully fending them off. Swift holds her ground at the very last minute, fighting back with a straight jab to tag Ren on the face, and the round petters down to a fast, mutual dance from afar.

ROUND 3:
Swift moves in a little slower, more cautiously, trying to keep Ren away with her longer jabs and reach. Ren still has some trouble closing the distance, grunting as each of her blatant charges has her eating more than a jab or two, another combo snagging her on the chest as the damage starts to add up. Ren needs to stay focused in order to minimise her weaknesses, but she’s continuously walking into the same trap in the first two minutes. Swift is happy to capitalise and make the Vixen pay for her own mistakes, drawing a shout of triumph from her fans when she drives a final right cross into the middle of the arms and then another into the mouth, shutting the loud-mouthed Vixen up. Round ends and the champion’s outlook is even more worrying than before, with Ren growling with frustration as she returns to her corner, in shambles, whereas Swift is doing her best Victoria’s Secret Angel strut back to her own, flashing a wide smile to the crowds.

ROUND 4:
Ren’s downhill spiral continues, letting out a shout of pain when one of Taylor’s two-punch combos nails her on the nose in the very first minute, the singer then chasing the model backwards with more bunches of punches. Ren tries to stand her ground and blast Swift back like last time, but she’d counted herself lucky when she landed those punches before. This time, Swift is quick to adjust to her tactics, dipping her arms low and high to meet her swings, before jamming her own into the Vixen’s face or body. Ren takes a particularly nasty shot to the base of her chin, rocking her head skywards. She’s in trouble! Glassy-eyed and stumbling backwards! And it’s Swift’s chance to pounce! Taylor rippling punches in, landing glancing shots to the nose and lips before a right cross is SUNK into Ren’s chin, driving the blonde backwards and then off-balance! DOWN THE VIXEN GOES!! The Mistress was forced to eat leather as she crashes to her butt, looking stunned and gobsmacked by that latest number! It’s a clean KNOCKDOWN for Taylor Swift, who scores first blood in this contest!

Swift pumps her arms and returns to the neutral corner, all that hard word and sweat about to pay off if Ren doesn’t make it back up to meet her challenge before ten. But Alexis is still alive, a look of pure hatred etched onto her face on her way up, spending a second or two on the floor to catch her breath before bouncing back upwards, ready to go again by the count of 8! Quite a scare for the VIX corner, but the night’s still young, and both blondes look eager to get right back into each other’s faces!

ROUND 5:
Ren rushes in hot, no more little-miss-nice girl as she initiates the aggression with a one-two combo packing into Taylor’s lean body, another similar combination swung up into the head, hoping to overwhelm her foe with sheer quantity. Swift wasn’t expecting this level of energy from the Vixen, especially this early, struggles to contain her enthusiasm in the very first minute as she scampers back with her arms flying in all directions. Ren huffing and puffing the door down, that knockdown attempt in the fourth having done more to damage her ego than any real hurt to her physical wellbeing, now charging into Taylor repeatedly, shoving her gloves up into the tummy, then follow-up heat-seeking missiles slammed into Taylor’s head, knocking her further about. Swift of course growling back with frustration, unable to break off the assault and doubly unable to counter Ren, with Ren constantly showing up in her direct field-of-vision. A wide swing from Taylor swishes overhead as Ren ducks and weaves under with energetic spirit, the Vixen torquing her shoulders back up and SCORES with a low PUNT to the chin, and TAYLOR GOES SAILING BACKWARDS, looking hella groggy!! Might be the moment for a Ren-comeback as she FLIES FORTh into further overdrive, whacking more shots off the head and further throwing Swift’s noggin’ to the side with a grunt! A final BLAST to the chin sends Swift spinning on her heels, before collapsing to her knees and then, all fours, in one hell of a COMEBACK KNOCKDOWN for Alexis Ren!

Good lord do these two girls NOT like each other! It’s Ren’s turn to gloat from above, shouting insults between her laboured lips, before marching over to the neutral corner and mounting the second turnbuckle, as though she’s already won this bout. Nosiree - Taylor on the slow path to recovery, but a recovery indeed, pushing her body back up one leg at a time before settling against the ropes before the count of 8. She nods curtly to the referee that she intends to continue. Ren may have put the best of energies in order to knock Swift down, and she’s NOT happy to see Swift back up and across the ring from her. Here we go with the 2nd half of the fight! Only one blonde will remain standing by the end of it!

ROUND 6:
Taylor looks hurt but not down and out in the sixth, keeping her long legs moving for the duration of the first minute and her face hidden well behind a closed guard. She’s learned her lesson that Ren isn’t to be taken lightly, and keeps herself away for the first minute whilst knocking punches into Ren’s arms and face whenever the Vixen attempts to come in to put her away. Ren also somewhat underestimates her foe, trying to scoot inwards and fire tight combos to the head, thinking Taylor’s just a minute or two away from hitting the canvas a second and final time. Instead, Ren is the one who lets out a grunt when another extended glove slams into her cheek, bunching half her face up, before Ren has to deal with another lightning combo streaking in, which is barely intercepted by her arms. Girls still have plenty of energy on them, and Ren’s tenacity pays off towards the last minute when she powers through the barrage of defensive jabs from Swift, then plants her own right cross into the middle of Swift’s face, following up with another two punches to sting the lips. Was it all worth it for the Vixen, though? Only time will tell. For now, she returns to her corner looking slightly red-faced, parts of her body already throbbing from the constant attacks.

ROUND 7:
She may be three inches shorter but you’ve still gotta give Alexis credit: she’s marching in without fear to brawl with the taller Swift, as though her title depends on it. And it does! Alexis slaps leather into Taylor’s face early on, dodging to the side of an incoming overhand before responding with a clean hook that draws a gasp from Swift. Swift getting herself walked back step by step, naturally on the defensive after that near-KO attempt in the sixth. The lanky singer may be taller but she’s not as lean and mean as the model, who plants her feet and then continues to wail away on her arms or send a straight cross powered into her sacred tummy to draw further gasps and shouts of pain from the singer. Swift is getting beaten into a corner but still manages to stay alive by clinching up and keeping Ren close, a front row seat to the Vixen’s heavy breaths on her shoulder as Ren smothers her into the ropes multiple times, the occasional fist jammed into her tummy to end the round by a shutout performance.

ROUND 8:
Ren continues to dominate the first minute, roaring into the action with multiple flurries towards the head to keep Taylor on her toes. But it’s also clear that Ren is growing hella tired, her chest heaving as this fight heads into the last quarter as she still has failed to put Taylor away. Taylor has stayed alive for the past two rounds now, begins to fight back with jabs that once again to do damage from afar: a left hand extended and constantly hitting its mark over Ren’s eye or sent into the nostrils as Ren begins to slow down from both exhaustion and stinging pain. Second half of the round and the songstress begins to take control, parrying more tired hands from Ren before rocking her head back with choice blows to the chin or forehead, blasting the Mistress’ head back with malice. Ren still takes the third consecutive round by a close margin, but it’s worrying that she’s fast losing her once firm grip wrapped over Taylor’s neck.

ROUND 9:
Ren looks deflated, her mind wanting to fight on to the bitter end but her body straining from the constant exertion. She makes a valiant effort to move in one more time with purpose but gets immediately stopped in her tracks by a return one-two combo from Swift, who has apparently recovered enough to make a final push forward as well! Ren grunts as she’s forced to defend herself instead, her feet moving too slowly though as Swift manages to pound away on her arms with a steady stream of punches scoring to her face through the various holes in her defences. Swift switches low to target the Vixen’s body, scoring another hook to the side tummy to lower Ren’s arms slightly - it’s just enough space to BLAST the Mistress upwards across her face, and just like that, DOWN REN GOES AGAIN, the Vixen thrown CLEAN off her feet and sent onto her face! Swift looks too spent to do anything else but raise her arm half-heartedly into the sky, as the referee starts the count! Ren’s face is wilted and defeated, for the first time looking forlorn as her lip quivers and she tries to push off the ground. She manages to get off her chest but it’s clear that it’s a painful affair, with both her arms wobbling even as they attempt to support the rest of her body. Referee’s at the count of 7 and Ren is STILL barely off all fours… unfortunately, the champion COLLAPSES back down to the ground before he runs past the count of 10! It’s OVER!

Official Decision: Taylor Swift defeats Alexis Ren via KO9! Taylor Swift is the NEW Victoria Secret Mistress of the Body Saddle!

AFTER:
To Ren’s multiple detractors, what happens next has been a long time coming: Swift striding over to her on her long, delectable legs, gloves already pried off her paws at the first sound of the final bell, before the Fates girl takes her time with posing over the former Mistress’ KO’ed body.

Ren is barely stirring beneath, her elongated form lying flat on her face and her cheek pressed down into the canvas, breathing laboured breaths. But not for long. Swift is standing astride her waist as the singer calls for the custom-made Fates saddle to be brought into the ring, an enate-looking leather seat resembling those old Hollywood Westerns, if it wasn’t for the fact that almost every of its curves is laden with sparkling diamonds and rubies.

Swift starts the Body Saddle process with a firm grip in the back of Ren’s hair, another free hand tugging upwards on her bikini briefs from behind, a combined effort to force the Vixen back up to her knees through sheer strength of will and malice. Ren has little choice but to comply, her scalp set ablaze with pain whilst her already loosened clothing on the rest of her body threatens to add further insult to humiliation if Swift decides to disrobe her.

For now, all Taylor seems to be enjoying is securing the leather harness firmly over Ren’s back, the seat fitting snug over the curve of her sweat-sliced skin, making us wonder if Fates Boxing had this particular custom saddle made so that maximum pain could be inflicted on the former Mistress’ dimensions. Ren’s body shudders as the leather straps are secured over the bottom of her breathing tummy, with Swift swatting away lone points of resistance: one of Ren’s hands reaching up to claw at her thighs, or a low growl emitted from her lips.

The proud Vixen needs a little more convincing even after Swift lowers her booty snug into the saddle, still keeping her fingers curled around Ren’s hair to create a messy ponytail and makeshift leash, one of her free open palms landing smack on the blonde’s rounded buttocks to try and get her moving forward, to no avail. This horse needs further breaking, apparently, to which the new Mistress of the Body Saddle decides to TUG even rougher on Ren’s dirty hair, digging her boots into the beaten girl’s bruised sides, which draws a further groan from her lips.

Swift hissing taunts into the side of Ren’s shocked face, her lips pressed into that trembling cheek, no doubt threatening to humiliate the Vixen utterly and completely with a wardrobe malfunction or two, if she doesn’t comply. Soon enough, the whimpering Ren gets moving on all fours, her head hung down, weathered body taking one arm and a knee forward at one time. But in the end, all that matters is that she’s moving, and Taylor Swift gets the ride of her life.

Swift begins her new reign as Mistress with a dominant showing, a mixture of physical prowess and mental manipulation to secure the win tonight. It looks like she’s well suited to her role, shouting “YEEHAW” from her perch over a hated rival, thoroughly enjoying herself as she grins wide for the cameras!

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(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)