The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Kat Dennings, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Katy Perry, Taylor Hill, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, and Kesha.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic card. We appreciate their all coming. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Chloe. Nice bounce back from that one-point loss last month..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "I say this all the time. Chloe's the best fighter we've ever had. I had no doubt she'd come back strong. Did I think she'd blast out a talent like Wilde in two? I did not. But, that's how good Chloe Bennet is. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Kat and Olivia had tough fights tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "And, no one should be surprised. Staite gave Neve one of the best fights of her life, and Sage looks good every time out. She should probably be on a roster somewhere. If mine weren't full, she might be on THIS one. But. What Kat and Sophie DID is what good fighters DO. You find ways to get the job done. And, they both got it done. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Taylor was very impressive tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "I'LL say she was! That was a heck of a fighter she was in with, and she looked absolutely fantastic. This girl isn't GOIN' places, because she's already BEEN places, but she's going BACK. Count on it. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "You had other lights in action tonight, Katy and Kara. Both came up with results..."

Man In The Hat: "Katy was in there pretty tough. Kelly's a girl who's won big fights. Very good boxer. Tough to deal with. But, even SHE isn't the kind of boxer HELFER is, and that's what Kara had to deal with. I was very impressed by both ladies' performances. As I've said before, we have an embarrassment of riches at lightweight. But, we ain't apologizin' for it. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"