Jugs of Mass Destruction on the Beach
Emma Glover vs Jordan Carver
(This Is Glamour vs Black Eagle Boxing)
(15-8-1, 15 KO vs 3-5, 3 KO)
JMD Value: 30GG (Enhanced) vs 30K (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's safe to say Emma Glover was a little upset that fellow pin-up legend Lucy Pinder got the call to make the trip Down Under to battle Emily Scott in the jug muggin' rules. Lucy lost that contest which enraged Emma even further as she believes she's the true stable leader both in & out of the ring. With a potential stable war against PageThrees coming up, it's time to make a big statement so Emma travels to an undisclosed location in Dubai where she's gonna slug it on the beach versus German fellow glamour model Jordan Carver.

Working in Emma's corner tonight is stablemate Keeley Hazell rather than manager Melinda Messenger but the noisy Black Eagles owner Gina Wild just couldn't pass on this opportunity as she tells Jordan to simply go out there and smash the English babe. Glover has been out of action since she fell to bitter enemy Rosie Jones during the JMD title tournament in August 2017 so there's every chance she carries a ton of boxing rust tonight which can really play into Carver's favor!

Emma Glover wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Black hair loose & straight. Jordan Carver wears a yellow bikini set & black gloves. Long dyed blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Emma made this fight happen but she's getting trounced at her own party early on as Jordan rushes across the sand to secure a quick uppercut drive that slumps the brunette on her heels. Jordan really needs a good showing here or else she risks a journeywoman reality and she makes the most of that opening drive ripping more big shots into the Brit's cleavage. Emma has seen it all over the years but she trips over her own feet while trying to reload and gets whacked across the lips as the blonde becomes more aggressive and piles phone booth pressure. Glover has to bounce to the side but still gets clobbered by a quick cross route and ends up hugging the ropes as Carver slams a left hook on the liver and drops the subdued Brit into an earmuff struggle. All Jordan from there as she ravages the brunette's midriff and leaves her aching at the bell!

Round 2:
Jordan flies in with another uppercut juke before blasting Emma on the jaw and let's be honest, the British glamour model looks like she's nursing a hangover here or something since she allows the older woman to tear her apart during a speedy but one-sided exchange in the center of the ring. Jordan barks in her efforts to smash Emma's rack into a pulp and fends off sluggish overhand response before Glover BLASTS the German on the groin in a clear sign of frustration! Uh-oh!!! Ref gives the Brit immediate warning as the tempers flare between two models; Jordan lets the TIG entourage hear it but she's distracted by Keeley Hazell enough that she whiffs on more clear shots downstairs and allows Glover to drill her midriff instead before the younger model recovers with a proper uppercut blast. Ugh! Jordan wobbles to her heels and Emma NAILS her on the nose with a late hook that makes Gina Wild lose her mind in the Eagles' corner! Somehow Glover profited from that low hit and has Jordan fuming during the break as well.

Round 3:
Back & forth slugfest ensues early in the third as Jordan wants immediate revenge for that groin shot however she runs into an uppercut buzzsaw with Emma catching a nasty break when she slices the blonde's solar plexus amid slugging. Ugh! Jordan drops to her heels and just can't lean onto her shots as her boobs takes a quick pounding with Glover stepping up and blasting her foe right on target! She pummels Carver onto the ropes where she hoovers around her midriff again - no groin shots this time - and shuts her down come the two minute mark showing that former elite production in the process. She tries to pork chop the German's abs and Jordan can only apply a desperate clinch as she's unable to slug herself out of that hole anymore.

Round 4:
Emma outworks the German foe in close range again and she's really caught that wind in her sails ever since blasting Carver in the groin! Huh! Jordan gets desperate as she manages to lift some of that British jug but eats a quick hook on the jaw and wobbles out of sight while Glover drives it up her guts and gradually pounds onto the ropes. The black-haired model looks supreme in outright bumper slugging down and caves the German girl behind another earmuff when she threatens to lump her upstairs. Jordan feels a little overwhelmed now soaking up two punches for every single while Emma goes into speed dial mode and wrecks the midriff again to set up a brutal uppercut run when Carver bellows out into spasms late. All Glover here but she can't send the blonde down for the count even though she wrecks her abs late in the going and has to be dragged away by the ref when the bell halts her charge.

Round 5:
Jordan tries to come back straight up the middle but has her own jugs shoved into her chin as Emma has truly shaken off the rust and blows into the obvious target from both flanks ripping chunks of flesh in the process. Jordan screams out when she gets plugged on the solar plexus and drops onto her heels while Emma nails her on the left eye for a good measure. Blonde model trips back and barely avoids going down but Glover just ploughs into her chest again and sends her flying onto the ropes moments later. Jordan just can't escape the heat whatsoever and as she tries to swing back at the charging brunette, she gets BLASTED between the bumpers again and folds forward with a loud whimper. No second chance for Glover required as she MAULS the otherwise superior rack and bashes Carver from both sides before the German just slumps into her knockdown demise. Legs hit the jelly mode and Jordan CRUMBLES ONTO HER KNEES while Emma shouts back at Gina Wild which delays the count. Jordan appears to be hurt but she somehow recovers back to her feet at eight even though she needs to rest against the ropes. She remains backed into her spot when Emma gets rolling again and this is just butchering some German meat now as the Brit plugs the 30K rack with a dose of uppercuts and Carver simply tails off into her spasms. Emma wants to force the older model into a verbal submission but Jordan soaks up all the damage amid more yelps and refuses to go down... for like five seconds... Glover threatens to punch those jugs into open field and the blonde succumbs to the brutal uppercut drive. DOWN GOES CARVER!!! German model slumps onto her knees and folds forward to bite the sand moments later! KO5 Emma Glover!!!

AFTER: Ugh! That's a tough one for the Black Eagles! Jordan controlled the bout for a round & a half before things got ugly... quite literally with a wild groin shot triggering Emma Glover's comeback! No wonder Gina Wild is upset and wants to have a word with the beaming brunette... will the sparks fly now? Yep, but it's Keeley Hazell who works as the rear gunner and tackles the blonde cougar to the sand before a quick school-girl pin keeps Wild planted on her back while Glover attends to the fallen Carver... she delivers more punches on the aching jugs and has the blonde splattered across the sand amid more painful yelps before she mounts her outright and sticks her face between her thighs. Ugh! Jordan can't even kick out much and gets smothered out quickly enough not to endure the extra humiliation with Emma punching her in the gut just to extend her pleasure. Ugh! Talk about getting wasted! 

Meanwhile Keeley Hazell promises not to smother Gina Wild out if she grants her a shot at Carver next month. "Alright, slut! You got it! Let me go now!", Gina has experienced female crotch on her face during her lenghty career in the movies but she doesn't find this amusing tonight at all and Keeley has effectively weaseled her way into a comeback try herself. That's good management so no wonder both British models share a laugh together while Gina crawls back to the unconscious blonde. Gonna be a long flight home for those busty Germans!

Final result: Emma Glover def. Jordan Carver KO5.