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13 September 2019 Kylie Minogue vs Sylvie Meis

Page history last edited by Vassago 2 years, 2 months ago

 

BBU International Boxing on the Bondi Beach

 

Posted by Vassago on September 13, 2019 at 7:02am

 

 

Kylie Minogue vs Sylvie Meis
(The Bondi Babes vs Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)
(0-3 vs 17-15, 15 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Despite a brutal KO1 loss to Hannah Spearritt in July, Aussie legend Kylie Minogue simply refuses to quit the boxing ring and focus on full-time management of The Bondi Babes. She enters the very same Bondi Beach tonight with one goal in mind - to whoop Dutch lingerie model Sylvie Meis senseless! Easier said than done and Meis comes in hot after blasting Sara Jean Underwood on the FCBA Boiling Point PPV a fortnight ago as she eyes a steady career in the cougar division overseas.

Kylie vows to dazzle the Bondi tonight and she has every soul in the crowd fully behind her but Sylvie claims she doesn't care much about the singer's woeful record and just wants to blast a big name face down onto the sand: "It's all about knocking the right people out! You can't buy a publicity like that if you rearrange Kylie Minogue's face! Bring the bytch on!"

Kylie Minogue wears a black basque top, yellow hotpants & red gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a bun at the back of her head. Sylvie Meis wears a green bikini top, matching hotpants & orange gloves with blue trim. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Kylie tries to avoid another early disaster and jumps into a hectic jabbing action that does little damage but at least keeps the Dutch model at bay during the opening minute. The Aussie favorite lands a couple of single punches upstairs but gets quickly countered with a vicious hook on the eye as Sylvie drops a low shot on the liver area and makes the singer yelp in pain. Another quick hook upstairs has Minogue reeling but she refuses to back off and drills the Dutch cleavage with a nasty hook. Ugh! Sylvie didn't quite expect that as she stumbles backwards and if only Kylie has more pace in her, she could have trapped the model in a dangerous spot. However that's not the case as Kylie struggles to follow through and gets blocked off with Meis blasting her with a quick overhand to boot. Another vicious double catches the older blonde on both temples and Meis DRILLS her on the belly button in the closing stages before she misses an uppercut approach that could have shattered Kylie's chin outright! Ugh! That was a close one!

Round 2:
More early heroics from Kylie who tries to connect with Sylvie's boobs but she only grazes that area while leaving too much space upstairs for the Dutch blonde to counter her on the spot. Close range tussle has Meis on top after she scythes the Aussie blonde across the nose and adds a nasty uppercut on the jaw. Kylie's guard just can't stay in tact here as she gets whopped on the chin several times and wobbles forward with a whimper. Sylvie steps back and launches another big hook on the eye that half-spins the older woman to the side before she DRILLS her on the liver again and Kylie simply crumbles onto her knees with a loud whimper upon impact! Ugh! That's some way to knock the resilience right out of the music industry legend! Kylie spits out her gumshield and can't stop moaning her heart out as she gets counted out while sitting on her heels! That was quick! KO2 Sylvie Meis!!!

AFTER: Maybe Kylie still has the right attitude for this boxing thing but she can barely take a punch anymore and seems all washed up even facing a fellow cougar. Truth be told, Sylvie is by no means a wasted punchbag herself and her Foxfire management has booked her a Cougar Division contract over in the FCBA which is really impressive but she still dropped poor Kylie like the Aussie singer doesn't belong in this community anymore. Nonetherless Minogue's high-profile makes her second-guessing the obvious choice especially with sister Dannii still running hot and set to headline the upcoming Ashes Main Event according to some rumours. Several boxers have dragged their career years beyond the expiration date and it seems like Kylie has joined that list with room to spare. The Bondi crowd still loves her though and Sylvie is a little amused when she realizes all those cheers are for the woman she just wrecked inside the second round: "Hell, they don't even jeer at me over here! Maybe they want to see Kylie getting torched over and over again? Very strange!"

Final result: Sylvie Meis def. Kylie Minogue KO2.

 

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