Jugs of Mass Destruction
Jordan Carver vs Sara Tommasi
(Black Eagle Boxing vs BBU Independent)
(3-7, 3 KO vs 0-5)
JMD Value: 30K (Enhanced) vs 32E (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Black Eagle Boxing might have signed the highly-talented Sophia Thomalla to lead their bantamweight challenge but Jordan Carver has always been destined to wreck havoc in JMD rules so she doesn't break sweat over the new girl in the gym as well as her otherwise mediocre career record to date. However Gina Wild has seen enough of Jordan losing and booked a curious match-up against the hitherto winless Italian Sara Tommasi who rolls back tape to her own adult video days and makes a somewhat surprising JMD debut here tonight. Sara lost all her five bouts so far but jug muggin' is a whole different ball game and the Italian displays an impressive 32E value - even though that's still nowhere near Carver's K-cup dominance!

Jordan Carver wears a golde bikini set with red trim & red gloves. Light brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Sara Tommasi wears a light blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Jordan's all over the JMD rookie and whoops her from the inside seeking classic bumper contact and hopes to simply dwarf Tommasi as early as possible but the Italian roars back and punks the local favorite in the solar plexus before gradually outworking the veteran in the slugging exchange. One of Sara's uppercuts carries into Jordan's chin and stuns her with eyes wide open before Sara NAILS her with a proper hook on the ear that escapes the jug muggin' rules but the German model is ROCKED anyway and wobbles forward into a monster follow up that plucks her left boob into the open! What a disgrace! Jordan spins to the side but vows to fight even through this wardrobe malfunction but Tommasi smells blood and harpoons more leather into the exposed midriff pushing the younger brunette onto the ropes where Jordan sags amid loud yels as Sara BLOWS into her cleavage again and hoofs them into the German's slumped chin! Big time pounding from the hitherto lacklustre Italian who buries Carver deep on the ropes and has to be pulled away by the ref at the bell with Jordan choking on some tears already!

Round 2:
Jordan gets her bikini top fixed but Sara pumps more juice into those monster boobs and lifts them with ease to render the local favorite completely numb half-way through the opening minute. Whatever Jordan was doing all summer she sure wasn't working her ass in the gym as she gets mopped back & forth and slumps forward with a loud whimer as Tommasi destroys her rack with more quick-fire uppercuts and DROPS THE ACHING GERMAN face down on the canvas just past the one-minute mark! What a disaster here for the partisan Cologne crowd! Jordan chokes on some loud spasms but is determined to beat the count. She's up on her feet at seven but looks to be hurting and Sara THUMPS more leather volume into those exposed tits punching the living daylights out of the visibly stunned opponent. Jordan cries out in pain and eats a brutal uppercut on the chin just so she remains quiet as Tommasi plugs more shots into her boobs and SENDS HER DOWN ON ALL FOURS again amid a complete collapse of the Black Eagle pride! Jordan is sooo done here, folks! She stays on all fours as the count passes her by and quite frankly she's been totally annihilated here tonight as the Italian showgirl might have scored the upset of the month instead! KO2 Sara Tommasi!!!

AFTER: Gina Wild can't believe her luck! That's three losses on the bounce as the Saturday Night Boxing turns into an epic disaster like Schalke's 0-8 beatdown at the hands of Bayern Munich twenty four hours ago! No excuse for Jordan to look sooo out of depth against a seemingly pitiful opponent who now lays the German model flat on her back and simply punches her boobs into a proper mush! Sara prefers to facesit the shattered Jordan into unconsciousness as she's very much not at ease with the JMD humiliation right now. One can argue she never expected to win any of these BBU bouts anytime soon but she's spoiled all the odds and even Gina Wild is too upset to do anything about it. Guess the Eagles can't but any luck even on home soil and Gina's dubious coaching skills which frustrated the Lioness Club front office before are showing up again!

Final result: Sara Tommasi def. Jordan Carver KO2.