Having battered poor Samia Ghadie senseless in 2 rounds, Sydney has selected Tina O’Brien as her second Corrie babe she wants to take down, and we join commentators Gemma Merna and Jennifer Metcalfe with the fighters in the ring, Sydney in a red vest and pants, Tina in leather pants and white sports bra.

Jennifer: “Let’s see what Sydney can give this tramp! She gave Ghadie what she deserved, and I don’t think O’Brien will last very long!”

Gemma: “Tina’s not a great fighter, I agree, so this oughta be easy – where’s Ghadie? Not watching her mate?”

Jennifer: “The bitch is busy!”

Gemma:” What? Oh! Folks, Samia Ghadie is on her knees, face stuck firmly between Jen’s thighs – and Jen’s smiling!”

Jennifer: “Mmmm! Ghadie’s got a tongue like an eel!”

Gemma: “Right! There’s the bell, and the girls are moving to the centre of the ring – nice shot from Sydney straight away, clipped Tina across the mouth with her right, stands back, draws Tina in closer, then raps her face, left, right, left, right – Tina’s down!”

Jennifer:”Dopey slut – no point a wimp like O’Brien trading with Sydney like that!”

Gemma:” Tina’s up – up at 6 – but this isn’t a good start for the veteran, already bleeding from her lips, and in comes Sydney again, rifling punches into poor Tina’s body – this is brutal!”

Jennifer: “Yeah! Go for it young ‘un! Give this bitch some pain!”

Gemma: “Tina’s trying to clinch, but Sydney’s too powerful for her, and she’s hurt her real bad now, Sydney’s right hook’s just too much for poor old Tina, and she’s backed up to the ropes, eyes wide and glassy

Jennifer: Finish her off, Sydney! Then she can help Ghadie worship me!

Gemma: Awww! Lovely left to Tina’s gut there from Sydney, and the old slut’s had enough, I reckon – a right hook crashes into her face, and she’s down again, and she’s not moving it’s over!

Jennifer: Yay! More stinking Corrie flesh for me!