Holly Willoughby vs Joanna Krupa
(Girls Friday vs Lioness Club associate)
(8-6, 7 KO vs 4-3, 4 KO)
JMDD Value: 34E (Natural) vs 36D (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former BBU JMDD champion Holly Willoughby returns to action in the Cardiff Arena tonight but she's targeted as a mere dress rehearsal opponent by the Queendom-bound Joanna Krupa. The Polish stunner celebrated her 40th birthday a couple of weeks ago and suddenly finds herself in demand for more jug muggin' action!

Holly tries to play it nice during the introductions but Joanna's twerking show simply doesn't sit well with the buxom TV presenter down the stretch: "Damn, you'd think it's a Playboy special casting couch or whatever! Like really? Put some clothes on, bytch!"

Joanna blows several kisses to the crowd - even though Holly is a fan favorite for TV viewers across the country - and vows to fight topless one of these days to really raise the TV ratings through the roof: "Well, Holly had a nice run over here in the BBU but she's a bit stiff. You know, she can only stand there and punch like someone glued her to the boards! Meanwhile I'm like the full package, I will whup her around until she can't take it anymore! Who cares she's the ex-champion? I'm the BETTER woman hands down and her jugs won't survive my punishment!" (laughs).

Holly Willoughby wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hait tied in a custom ponytail. Joanna Krupa wears a red X-shaped monokini & white gloves. Long blonde hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds at 137 lbs catchweight. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Joanna gives away several pounds to the fellow blonde but she beats her for pace and wrecks havoc in the Brit's cleavage early which indicates Holly really has some rust on her. She gets pancaked up the middle and struggles to live with Krupa's face before a scything cross on the jaw bends her to the side and allows the aggressive model to cash in with more juice downstairs. Joanna takes her turns in blasting Holly in the gut before plugging more uppercuts into the rack which sends the TV presenter scowling onto the ropes. Holly lands a couple of good hooks from behind the guard but gets whacked back & forth regardless as Krupa drives forward so much she almost head-butts the buxom Brit in the closing stages.

Round 2:
Speed beats power early in the second again and it's impressive how Joanna moves around the ring so far however she needs to make her shots count according to BBU TV's Charlie Webster. Willoughby keeps landing single strikes from mid-range until she bets bullied onto the ropes where she whacks the Polish model on the temples which slows the hitherto aggressive blonde down. However Krupa soon plugs more uppercuts up the middle and makes Holly gurgle in pain when her boobs gets splattered across the chest. Ugh! Holly bogs down wholesale when she gets pounded around the liver area and Joanna almost shoves her thru the ropes alltogether as she piles more heat late in the going.

Round 3:
Holly could use some feisty run here and the Girls Friday coach Lauren Berlingeri urges her to follow the slugging route instead of waiting for Krupa to gas out. That advice leads into a hectic back & forth tangle in the center of the ring where Willoughby finally shows her strenght and bashes the Pole between the mounds to freeze her to the spot. Ugh! Joanna refuses to back off but she's getting outworked regardless and scowls in pain when the younger blonde nicks a couple of good hooks on the jaw. She swings high but misses and gets lasered with a nasty harpoon on the liver area that drops her into a steady uppercut run that allows the British babe to pound her onto the ropes thereafter. Joanna has to apply the clinch to avoid more trouble but Holly digs additional leather on the exposed ribcage and takes the round outright!

Round 4:
Joanna's speedy approach hits a bump early in the fourth when Holly WHACKS her with a cross hooking double on the nose before coming down hard on the 36D breasts! Ugh! It's a power-hittinh display here as Holly gets vocal and barks with every punch landing on the Pole's jugs! Joanna tries to swing right back at the fellow blonde but gets out-jugged in the process and takes too many hits to sustain the slugging route. She bends to the side with a loud whimper but Holly still nails her with a looping hook on the body and trips back onto the turnbuckle. Joanna struggles to escape into safety and eats a crunching uppercut on the jaw that slides her into spasms with eyes closed while Holly POUNDS her jugs in fury and only gets denied by the frickin' bell as Krupa sags on the post and cries out in pain... my oh my, she got saved big time right there as Holly turned up some heat!

Round 5:
Joanna stares down the Girls Friday corner in disbelief but Holly launches another brutal uppercut run to lift the 36D jugs into the older blonde's slumping chin. Krupa needs a quick breather here but she ain't gonna gets one and she gets hammered outright in close range with Holly blowing her jugs around to the point the proud Polish owner cries out more damage! Willoughby doesn't need that supreme footwork here as she dwarfs Krupa courtesy of a power assault that proves too much for the shocked woman... Joanna wobbles forward with a loud whimper following a 40 second dose of jug abuse and gets scythed across the boobs one time too many... DOWN SHE GOES ONTO HER KNEES!!! Holly barks in anger over the fallen prey and Joanna simply stays down on all fours unable to find her breath anymore! She gets counted OUT and the Cardiff audience can fully cherish a fine win for one of the UK TV's finest women of 'em all! KO5 Holly Willoughby!!!

AFTER: Holly gets her gloves removed in time to place her foot on the model's back as Joanna still hasn't recovered from the stunning power assault that send her down for the count! Charlie Webster questions whether Joanna really wanted to beat the count with the Queendom PPV appearance fee ready to fall into her pocket in three weeks time but that's like the last thing on Willoughby's mind as she lifts the breathless Pole by the hair from the canvas and soon renders her braless much to the crowd's delight!

Holly sends Joanna into a Walk of Shame and slaps her tits with her hands before diggging her nails into the soft flesh. Joanna cries out even louder but gets hairpulled a little extra as Holly drives her head-first onto the boards before rolling her on the back and applying the vintage breast-smother. Krupa mumbles her departure just loud enough to admit Holly is the better woman but one can't trust her at all and Holly keeps slapping her in the face until Polish-turns-English and the humiliated Warsaw native gives up her resistance. Holly duly applies a face-sitting walk-off and tells Charlie Webster the Queendom schedule should be altered since Joanna needs a few weeks away from the ring now! However the Lioness entourage reveals the mystery girl facing Krupa next will be at least 15 pounds lighter than Willoughby so all is not lost for the Polish babe! She'll need a new monokini set though since Holly has ripped the current one into shreds while rendering her prey topless during that post-fight action!

Final result: Holly Willoughby def. Joanna Krupa KO5.