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3 October 2019 Monika Pietrasinska vs Natalia Vodianova

Page history last edited by Vassago 1 year, 7 months ago

 

BBU: OLA JORDAN'S BIRTHDAY BOXING PARTY

 

Posted by Vassago on October 3, 2019, 6:25 pm

 

 

Monika Pietrasinska vs Natalia Vodianova
(7-7, 7 KO vs 0-3)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Monika Pietrasinska's BBU career has very much stalled over the past couple of years and even a much needed stoppage of Zoe Salmon back in April seems a little forgotten now. The Polish glamour model vows to bounce back in style over the winless and probably hapless Natalia Vodianova tonight. Not much love for the Russian model among the Polish entourage but that's down to ancient past history as well however Natalia claims she can "beat the hell out of the Polish c###" so she brings the right attitude if her record can't speak for itself.

Monika dismisses the rumours she has partied all weekend to get herself into ring shape: "Geez, just because Ola is the party host, it doesn't mean I started early! Besides, Doda is not here which makes me sad... okay, enough about that crap! I see this Russian bytch wants to win? Hell no! I'm gonna break her ribs or something! I'm moving on UP again! Just watch me in action now!" (laughs).

Monika Pietrasinska wears a brown bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. Natalia Vodianova wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long dark blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Monika is quick to enforce her presence as she digs through the blonde's high guard and rocks her head back & forth as Natalia is simply too immobile to avoid the early rush. She swings back from behind the guard but misses the target and has to cover up once Monika bangs in more juice up the middle. The London crowd errupts in joy when the Russian blonde begins to gurgle in discomfort following a steady head-hunting attack but Monika gets a little careless and eats a sudden harpoon to the body that allows Vodianova to recover from the opening struggle. She rallies with more quick digs downstairs as both women slug it out come the final minute and Natalia drops a bomb on the brunette's jaw before a thumping hook finds the nose and sends the Polish babe reeling onto the ropes right at the bell.

Round 2:
Natalia finds more rhythm pounding into the brunette's midsection but Monika roars back over the top and blasts a good series on the chin to drop the Russian onto her heels. There's more urgency from the blonde though and she delivers a rare hook from the back foot which leaves Pietrasinska's high guard exposed again. Another quick hook on the temple wobbles the Polish glamour model but Natalia fails to take advantage of that and gets clinched by the aching foe who delays the proper boxing action in the second minute. Off we go again in the third and suddenly Monika hangs back in mid-range while Natalia tries to whack her upstairs and settles into a hectic pursuit that brings the best out of the brunette's otherwise unheralded mobility to avoid serious trouble.

Round 3:
Natalia slings it over the top to beat the brunette for a cruel right-on-right exchange that triggers a high-stakes head-hunting dispute in the center of the ring. Monika refuses to back off this time and tears a small bloody patch over the blonde's left eye but gets nailed on the nose so hard she begins to gurgle in pain again and caves in when Vodianova SMOKES her with a brutal cross on the eye. Pietrasinska goes all wobbly butt here and drops her gloves low enough for the Russian to SLAM her on the exposed chin with a vicious cross-hook! Uh-oh!!! DOWN GOES MONIKA!!! Shocking development for the Polish fanbase here in London as their hopeful swallows some tears of sorrow to beat the count at seven but she looks a bit shaky here and Natalia wants to cash in immediately with the high-octane attack! She hauls in more head shots to thump the aching brunette onto the ropes and rips a brutal cross on the nose to whip the younger woman against the top of the ropes before she hammers in more punches on the chest to shut Pietrasinska down for good. However she runs out of time to complete the demo job and is visibly upset when the ref pulls her off at the bell.

Round 4:
Vodianova wastes little time in attacking the subdued Pole but Monika has nothing to lose and engages in the furious head-hunting bash seemingly hoping for a single-punch haymaker to help her cause. Natalia glues her shots into the brunette's face though and barks in her efforts to disfigure the glamour model but she's too careless for her own good and gets shocked with a belting cross on the liver that wobbles her forward with a loud whimper. Monika dropped that bomb in pure depseration but she makes further progress and plugs her mitts into the blonde's inferior chest while fending off the clinch attempts. She actually shoves Natalia to the side and rips another BRUTAL hook on the liver before the Russian can gather her thoughts... uh-oh!!! Natalis is HURT and bends awkwardly to the side, she hugs the aching area and pays little attention to Pietrasinska crashing into her nose with another vicious hook! BLONDE MODEL DOWN!!! Natalia's been caught in all sorts of bother here and just goes down in a heap while Monika gloats over her in unceremonious fashion!!! The count is a bit slow but Natalia can't stay off the boards and rolls into embrional position to signal her demise! KO4 Monika Pietrasinska in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Monika keeps shouting some explicit words over the fallen blonde and has to be pulled back by the ref before she acknowledges the crowd's rampant applause: "Yeah, that's right! I'm sooo back! Gawd, I need some vodka more than this Russian whore does! Okay, so it's been a tough one but who cares? I'm still doing better than Jessica Michibata right now!" (laughs).

Unfortunately Natalia is in no shape to provide a post-fight commentary as she leaves the ring slumped and still hugging her aching liver. She remains winless in BBU competition and quite frankly Georgie Thompson expects more upstart glamour models to load on her schedule going forward!

Anne Vyalitsina on twitter: Terrible result! I want that Polish cow next! #RussiansRule

Final result: Monika Pietrasinska def. Natalia Vodianova KO4.

 

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