Joanna Krupa vs Sarah Harding
(BBU Independent vs Lioness Club)
(4-4, 4 KO vs 13-18, 11 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Two feisty blondes enter the stage next and Joanna Krupa says she declined a shot at the upcoming Queendom PPV to celebrate Ola Jordan's birthday on top of mulling her BBU JMD title options which appear to be on the rise again: "I have a lot more to give here in Europe before going back to FCBA. Yes, I'm still the meanest blonde around regardless of what Dorota Rabczewska says or does! I've heard all these stories about Sarah Harding being a mean bytch too so let's find out who is the better woman!"

Sarah Harding finds herself at career crossroads and admits she's basically an elite gatekeeper rather than a genuine contender these days: "Look, my chances of winning a BBU title are pretty much gone. But I can still take a filthy bytch like Joanna down! She's all talk and I can barely stand her! (...) Okay, so maybe I get to like her AFTER I whup her ass and we share a bottle of vodka later tonight!" (giggles).

Joanna Krupa wears a red bandeau bikini top, black hotpants & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Sarah Harding wears a blue bikini top, black hotpants & white gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Both women settle into immediate body assault dispute that gives the Polish blonde the edge as she chops across Sarah's midriff and leaves her gasping for air before she has to get out of that spot and try something different. She becomes over-reliant on the head-hunting plan going forward though and Joanna dances around those efforts while sticking more juice to the singer's body. Both women clash heads as they battle for phone booth superiority and Sarah gets very angry as she blasts the model on the jaw and takes off from there gashing more punches into the exposed midsection. Joanna tries to rip back in similar fashion but gets outworked on the fly and eats a nasty hook on the jaw before she tails off onto the ropes. Harding tries to lock her in a trap but misfires with her attack and has to chase the reeling model around the ring without much substance thereafter.

Round 2:
More of the same in the early going, Joanna develops a knack for attacking the singer's abs but leaks too many punches upstairs as she leans forward on the Brit too much and Harding shows off some quick hands as she rattles the somewhat immobile opponent and lands one uppercut on the chin after another. Krupa fails to make a progress between the guard as well as she seeks a brief JMD-like redemption as Sarah swings over the top and blows through the shaky high guard to dig into the model's face outright. She glues Joanna to the spot and bangs in more promising leather tagging each temple... she makes the London crowd gasp in shock when she NAILS the subdued Pole on the chin but Joanna avoids a true disaster as she clinches the charging singer thereafter and drags her into a lenghty wrestling dispute along the ropes to close out the round.

Round 3:
Joanna is visibly upset during the break and vows to enforce some jug muggin' route to tame the singer's momentum but Sarah is one pesky slugger herself so she knows where to hurt the model the most as well. Brutal exchange dominates the early portion of the round with Harding actually lifting the model's boobs in better fashion and she thumps a left hook on the eye to drop Krupa into spasms before she beats her for a wicked left hook on the other eye that sends the older blonde reeling onto the ropes. Joanna can't quite escape the Brit's range fast enough and leaks more punches as she hugs the ropes with her butt and Sarah gets vocal as she pierces the high guard repeatedly to trap the model in a spot of bother. Harding just won't let her get away here and plugs more juice into the exposed ribcage as well leaving the Polish stunner all wobbly butt at the bell. Huh! Joanna stares down the canvas once the ref pulls the singer off her and she keeps shaking her head during the break as well.

Round 4:
Joanna bursts through on the money and digs into the Brit's guts early in the fourth but Harding withstands the test and responds over the top; she clocks the model on the jaw several times and drops Krupa into afterburners; another wild swing tears a bloody patch across her left eye before she gets BOMBED with a brutal hook on the nose. Uh-oh! Joanna wobbles to her heels with a whimper and drops her gloves while the singer tees off and NAILS her with a cross hook on the nose that SENDS THE POLISH BLONDE DOWN ON HER BUTT!!! Big time punch from Sarah who quickly struts to her corner leaving Krupa to battle the count. It's a slow recovery but the model gets up at eight. She keeps staring at the singer but isn't fast enough to react for the clean-up mission as Harding glues her to the spot with a harpoon drive on the body before a thumping shot on the solar plexus sends the older blonde into whimper mode. Joanna wobbles forward and Sarah beats her clinching effort with a drilling uppercut on the chin that pulls the plug on the Pole's resistance wholesale. KRUPA CRASHES DOWN TO HER KNEES and bends her head against the canvas as the count duly passes her by! KO4 Sarah Harding!!!

AFTER: That's a mild upset here as Joanna gets overpowered by the British veteran however Sarah is quick to expain the result: "Look, Joanna just doesn't treat us seriously enough! Nobody's gonna roll out the red carpet for her and I don't care if Doda passed some inside info to her! She keeps underestimating all of us and that's a BAD idea! I bet she's gonna get drunk in like one hour since Doda actually told us all about her... ahem... other habits! It's gonna be a fun night regardless!" (laughs).

Joanna is furious over the result and claims jetlag was an issue but also vows to steal the headlines during Ola's post-event birthday party no matter what: "I'm still the REAL Queen here tonight and I'm gonna get back to winning ways in the FCBA cougar division like it or not! Sarah can blabber about whatever she wants to but she's just a full-time journeywoman so tonight's result doesn't change anything!"

Final result: Sarah Harding def. Joanna Krupa KO4.

Ola Jordan vs Amelle Berrabah
(Frankie's Foxes vs BBU Independent)
(14-11, 10 KO vs 9-7, 8 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Pro dancer Ola Jordan turned 37 earlier this week and what better way to celebrate that anniversary than a BBU-sanctioned boxing party? Ola rejects every rumour suggesting she's a past-prime journeywoman at this stage of her career and she's challenged former flyweight title hopeful Amelle Berrabah to prove the naysayers wrong!

Berrabah has fallen on hard times ever since getting knocked out in less than three rounds by Cheryl Cole over two years ago. She was fired from Marti's Maulers - allegedly for being too old rather than not making the EastEnders cast - and couldn't even beat Lioness Club's Jeanette Biedermann in her original comeback effort last December. Another loss here and her contender status will be eternally shattered according to BBU TV's Georgie Thompson.

Ola Jordan wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Amelle Berrabah wears a red bikini set & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair with blonde dyed loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Party host just plugs her mitts into Amelle's tummy and goes on a quick rampage making the most of the early pressure. Amelle tries to swing back over the top but struggles to find her range with the blonde blasting her from both flanks which requires a quick getaway plan. Berrabah just can't live with this high-tempo assault but she can't match the pro dancer's footwork either and bounces along the ropes until she gets whacked with a big hook on the jaw and tails off behind a desperate earmuff with Ola thumping her exposed ribcage regardless. Uh-oh! The birthday kid just wants to get the party started ASAP and gives the subdued singer no quarter piling more easy shots to the body until the clock runs out and halts her charge. However she fails to realize that and the ref has a hard time pulling her off to give Amelle the neccessary respite!

Round 2:
Amelle appears to be stunned by the dancer's fast pace and she receives another brutal wake-up call when the blonde NAILS her on the chin with a quick hook and drops the hammer downstairs to resume the previous drill thereafter. Berrabah struggles to make her response count while she remains stuck on her heels and the lively blonde dances around those efforts to stick to her plan. She doesn't even try to give Amelle an inch of working space and tears into her guts backing her butt-in-ropes come the one minute mark. The second minute has Jordan blasting more tummy as Berrabah appears to be all out of shape on her comeback; she soaks up plenty of juice without a whimper but that's nowhere near enough to make any sort of impression here as she bides her time to clinch the charging blonde come the final minute. Ola bangs her head on the singer's jugs but the stalling tactics enables Amelle to survive the struggle without further damage.

Round 3:
Classic flyweight slugging ensues early in the third with Amelle getting a little desperate already. She nails the blonde with a couple of good shots on the lips and tries to carry on from there limiting the dancer's access to her breadbasket. Ola still dances around on her toes and gets sucked into the phone booth exchange and can't stay out of trouble as the brunette's recovery enables her to inflict visible swelling around the lips come the second minute. Amelle bangs more hooks on each temple and forces Jordan to yield real estate but she fails to connect with the intended haymaker and has to settle for a rather futile pounce thereafter. She's no match to Ola's footwork but getting back into the boxing rhythm is more important as she keeps the older woman at bay as Ola shakes her head in frustration at the bell.

Round 4:
Another early jabbing tussles goes the singer's way when she nails Ola on the mouth and makes sure those swollen lips don't get a breather at all. Amella steps it up and bangs a nasty hook on the boobs to catch the blonde off guard before a scything cross finds the nose and wobbles the Polish babe to her heels. Ola tries to swing back over the top but goes nowhere and Berrabah BLASTS a left cross on the eye that makes the older girl yelp in pain... uh-oh! Ola wobbles to her heels and gets stuffed in the corner as Amelle pounds away at her tummy and plugs her into spasms while the crowd begins to realize the former title challenger can deliver some heat despite the early struggles. Amella shuts Ola down in the corner and outmuscles her in the delivery thumping more meaningful punches to the body which leave the blonde gasping in discomfort at the bell.

Round 5:
Amelle's slugging route meets a stubborn high guard early on but she's hell bent to destroy it regardless, she bounces off Ola's forearms and barks in her efforts alas she gets looped with a wild cross that finds her nose and allows the blonde to take over the dominant position during the ensuing tussle. Both women go at it hammer & tongs to raise the crowd volume in the process and suddenly there's a blood spillage in the ring as Amelle yelps in pain following a nasty double on that very area... uh-oh!!! She wobbles forward and gets NAILED with a vicious uppercut that paves the way for more facial damage as Jordan lets it rip and tears another bloody patch around the singer's right eye! It's getting very brutal out there as both women keeps dishing out the head-hunting juice but Berrabah's legs are giving way come the final minute when Ola nails her with another vicious cross and sends her into punchbag mode... Another wild swing on the wounded target and it's disaster for the Aldershot woman who SLUMPS ONTO HER KNEES when she can't breathe through the damaged nostrils anymore! Oi, Amelle! Ola is so glued to her boxing script she hasn't even noticed the singer's blood on her gloves but she blows a kiss to the audience regardless. Amelle gets back onto her feet at eight but requires a medical attention and the round concludes with her backpedaling in spooked fashion as the blood continues to flow from the damaged nose.

Round 6:
The patchwork is completed but Amelle doesn't look so aggressive anymore as she stops Ola's jabbing pounce with her face again! One can argue if the singer can actually breathe here but she doesn't have the lithe footwork to escape the blonde's pursuit and becomes glued to the ropes when Ola just piles more pressure upstairs and leaves the other woman vulnerable top to bottom. Uh-oh! It's a birthday party here tonight but Amelle is getting the rogue treatment as she fails to respond to the punching volume and slumps into loud spasms when Jordan finally dissects her desperate high guard. She wobbles to one side and gets whacked on the bloody nose before another cruel hook threatens to fracture some bones AND THE REF STEPS IN TO SAVE THE BRIT FROM MORE PUNISHMENT!!! Amelle is simply relieved the bashing is over and slumps to her backside with eyes closed! TKO6 Ola Jordan!!!

AFTER: That's the way to celebrate your 37th birthday! Ola puts the icing on the cake by blasting the former divisional title challenger into a bloody mess and BBU TV's Georgie Thompson isn't convinced the ex-Sugababe will find enough drinks to cure this bitter taste of defeat come midnight at the very least. "It was fun while it lasted and I used to love those girls but c'mon! Amelle had her chance and she's a battle trophy on MY resume now! Hooray for MEEEE!!!"

The verdict is quickly announced with Amelle accepting a warm hug from the pro dancer shortly afterwards. She rolls her eyes when Georgie asks her about the upcoming schedule but quite frankly everyone wants to kick the birthday party off and even Natalia Vodianova interrupts the boxing part end credits and demands the real stuff to finally get underway. Okay, so here come the drinks, muscle lads and bunny girls and we're ready to turn the BBU TV cameras off! 

Final result: Ola Jordan def. Amelle Berrabah TKO6.