Nadine Coyle vs Chelsee Healey
(Lioness Club vs BBU Independent)
(8-20, 7 KO vs 5-7, 5 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Ulster babe Nadine Coyle was upset her ex-Girls Aloud bandmate Nicola Roberts called her out over the alleged inactivity earlier this month and wants everyone to know she's still got plenty of juice left in the tank: "Nicola is just spending too much time with Cheryl (Cole) again. I've heard they got stoned at Nicola's birthday party so that probably explains it! I'm here to win though, it's not like Cheryl is that much important anyway! Grr... why am I talking about this #####?"

Yep, Nadine and Cheryl shared seemingly half of their lifetime together but they're not the best of friends anymore and the Ulster babe maybe should focus her attention on tonight's opponent instead?

Enter Chelsee Healey of 'Hollyoaks' who returns to BBU following a pregnancy pause. She vows to smash Nadine to pieces but eyes a long-term future in JMD genre afterwards having lost her Girls Friday management many moons ago which send her career into a tail-spin: "Look, I know I'm out of the lineal title picture but I can easily wreck some jugs in this league. First I need to get back to boxing shape and this skinny Irish tramp is like perfect to suck my kneecaps! She's going down tonight and I'm gonna enjoy every second of this!" (giggles).

Nadine Coyle wears a red sports bra, white hotpants & black gloves. Long brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Chelsee Healey wears a silver basque top, black hotpants & pink gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose curls. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Nadine takes early advantage of her superior reach and bangs quick punches up the middle to knock the smaller girl back but she fails to connect with that big shot and has to hassle around the lithe foe who triggers some hectic footwork to escape the jam. Chelsee doesn't have to reach to beat the Irish singer over the top but she goes low and heabutts Coyle in the boobs which catches the older woman totally by surprise. Nadine literally bounces into a wall here and before she can regain her breath back, she has Healey ripping leather into her guts which throws her into checkdown mode. The taller brunette has to retreat in a hurry but Chelsee is all over here regardless and thumps her onto the ropes where she lands more crisp shots downstairs and leaves the Irish girl moaning in discomfort come the bell.

Round 2:
Another fast start from Nadine allows her to knock some punches into Chelsee's face as the free agent is more aggressive this time but just can't outwork the taller opponent from afar. She tags Coyle's breasts but lacks the zip and has the older woman blasting her on the lips instead. She rolls back and leaves Nadine chasing her around before trying her luck downstairs again. Nadine checks her down and lands a brutal cross on the eye which drops the tiny actress into another retreat and Coyle simply doesn't have the speed to close her down anymore so she backs off alltogether fuming at these tactics when the bell halts Healey's defensive merry dance.

Round 3:
Chelsee openly taunts the singer into another pursuit and the lack of genuine success leaves Nadine even more upset when she keeps slicing thin air instad of the fellow brunette's flesh. Healey adds the "skinny bytch" comments during her bubbly presence and Coyle commits the fatal error when she leans too far forward which results in a swift uppercut check that spins her to the side. Healey leaps in the air and tears a small gash over the left eye before she drops to punish the exposed mouth as Coyle loses her footing and just can't quite recover in time. She gets backed into the ropes and has Chelsee ripping leather into her guts again to the point she fades back behind a tight earmuff and almost forfeits the final spell alltogether. Healey runs riot around her ribs and even lands one punch clearly too late but the Irish singer is too shocked to even argue her case. Ugh! No wonder Lioness coach Mel B. is all over her ear during the interval!

Round 4:
Nadine romps back straight into Chelsee's face and that taunting finally earns the actress a nasty price as she gets whacked on the lips before losing her footwork alltogether. Coyle drives it up her gut for a surprising change and makes the younger woman wince in pain as some heavy Irish punches finally score big. Even Healey's hitherto supreme mobility is rendered moot as Nadine bounces off some fine flesh and thumps the smaller woman onto the ropes where she traps her in the phone booth and just nails her from both flanks. Chelsee's high guard withstands the effort but there's no smile on that face anymore when Coyle is pulled away by the ref at the bell.

Round 5:
Both girls show plenty of commitement early in the fifth but one has to question the power supply here as Nadine just can't knock the smaller woman off her comfort zone and spends majority of the round chasing shadows again. Healey must have enjoyed the gym sessions while being away since she shows no signs of fatigue and easily keeps the leggy albeit ineffective Irish lass at bay. Nadine tries to taunt her verbally to force the English hand but Chelsee bounces around on her toes like she doesn't care and the crowd begins to grow tired of this duck & weave show alas Healey really doesn't care here and makes some obscene gestures at the bell instead.

Rounds 6 & 7:
Chelsee sticks to her plan now that Nadine has no answer how to close her down but it's way to early to settle for artistic impression value when a single knockdown can make all the difference. Coyle abandonds the hectic pursuit mode as she probably saves energy for one last push however she's making look Healey really smart here as the one-off jumps still crash into her midsection and leave her without a proper reply. Single-punch chase & run follows with Chelsee laughing out at the futile efforts. The crowd doesn't like it as much though and Lioness coach Mel B. is furious as well. But Chelsee controls the range back & forth and neutralizes everything the statesque singer throws at her - without actually doing any damage herself. Woof!

Round 8:
Nadine sticks some quick leather into Chelsee's face early in the eight and loops a promising cross into her nose but the smaller girl suddenly slips underneath and begins to rack up punches in the singer's tummy before she swings into the jaw and drops Coyle into spasms. Ugh! We have some proper fireworks now but Nadine ain't gonna like that since she gets blitzed downstairs again and wobbles back onto the ropes. She tries to deke away but gets caught with a vicious hook on the nose and bellows out against the ropes. Chelsee drives a big shot into the solar plexus which stuns the singer even more and there's enough time for the actress to land a jaw-breaker of a punch that slumps Nadine into spasms. Ugh! Chelsee gets vocal and rips another cross which bursts the singer's nose into a bloody mess and Nadine remains stunned as the petite brunette brutalizes her with more head shots! Uh-oh! Healey tees off and rains punches like skittles while the older babe just can't do anything about it and FOLDS TO HER KNEES amid more loud spasms! It's a knockdown for Chelsee who taunts Mel B. during the slowish count however Coyle is completely overwhelmed by the blood seeping from her nostrils and sits down on her heels while the count passes her by! What a disaster for the proud Ulsterwoman! KO8 Chelsee Healey!!!

AFTER: Mel B. is so disgusted over this results she ignores the seething Chelsee and turns away not to waste more time on this seemingly lost cause. Let's face it, Nadine just can't catch a break whatsoever and gets struck down for another cruel defeat! Huh! Even Cheryl Cole off a night of drinking would knock her out! No wonder girls like Jesy Nelson are making noise on twitter literally seconds after Chelsee's arm is raised in the air!

Chelsee actually acts like she wants a piece of Mel B. herself but then sticks to her JMD promise when talking to BBU TV's Charlie Webster: "C'mon! This was a gimme! Nadine is such a wimp I needed practice out there so I didn't destroy her sooner! I had everything under control, trust me! (...). What next? Well, Jesy Nelson can go and #### herself, I've battered her fat ass before but I know some of these big-breasted cows who need to learn a lesson or two! C'mon! I know who you are! Bring it on! My 32DD is sooo waitin' for ya!" (laughs).

Chloe Ferry on twitter: "Stupid witch needs some ass-kickin'! I'm IN on this bytch!" 

Final result: Chelsee Healey def. Nadine Coyle KO8.