Danielle Lineker vs Kym Valentine
(Wales vs Australia)
(BBU: 7-10, 6 KO vs BBU: 0-1; ACB: 1-1, 1 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "I know Denise van Outen said I should be fighting Louise frickin' Redknapp next but I'm sooo much better than this!", the Welsh lingerie model goes back to the comments following her last fight where she got utterly wrecked by Inna. "I'm not ready for a farewell bout versus little Miss Punchbag and that's bad news for this Aussie cow! I'm gonna whup Kym Valentine's ass and that's the end of it!"

Meanwhile the Australian actress admits she can't wait to hand Danielle Lineker another loss: "Yeah, she's kinda all over the place lately. That's perfect timing to rearrange her dumb face! I need a win, people! Danielle is a low-hanging fruit these days and man, I hope I will breeze through this fight and get a Knockout of the Night bonus! All eyez on ME!!!"

Danielle Lineker wears a crimson bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Kym Valentine wears a blue crop top, white hotpants & golden gloves. Shoulder-lenght black hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Kym flies in with some quick jabs and keeps the Welsh foe at bay but Danielle seems determined to make an early impact even though she gets picked off during the opening minute. Kym nails her up the middle and keeps firing upstairs until she wobbles the model and nails her with a scything cross hook on the mouth. She drops another heavy shot on the nose and spins Lineker to the side before pounding her onto the ropes with another ruthless jabbing drive. Danielle struggles to find a response and bellows out on the ropes while only managing to clinch the Aussie actress in the final minute but Valentine seeths into her ear at the bell and taunts her right until the ref tells her to zip it.

Round 2:
More Aussie aggression in the second round leaves Danielle hanging back and maybe Denise van Outen was right after all? The Welsh stunner appears to be spooked wholesale against a genuine journeywoman thus far while Kym tries to smoke her with a single punch during a chaotic push for jabbing glory. She fails to find that big haymaker but Lineker's defensive demanour is more than enough to trigger more verbal taunts and Valentine finally lands that crippling shot on the chin just after the two-minute mark. Danielle stumbles back onto the ropes and gets blasted on the body as she struggles to embrace Kym's late assault that makes the Cardiff audience jeer in visible disdain at the bell.

Round 3:
Danielle tries to rally back early in the third but Kym has her covered even though she gets dragged into a lenghty jabbing dispute that carries little power. Both women dish out single hand punishment but lack genuine strenght to break the deadlock until Lineker tags the actress on the ear and manages to knock her onto her heels with a hectic uppercut on the jaw. Valentine tries to push back from her heels but strumbles forward and Danielle lands a lucky uppercut on the jaw one more time before a scything cross on the temple makes the Aussie wince in pain. Danielle picks up the steam and pounds the briefly stunned opponent onto the ropes where she nails her on the tummy as Kym caves in behind a desperate earmuff much to the crowd's delight.

Round 4:
Kym tries to regain control of the fight but struggles to tame the Welsh assault as the Cardiff audience roars Danielle into a dominant jabbing spell during the opening minute. Both women lash out at each other but Valentine soaks up more hits and wobbles to her heels come the one-minute mark while Lineker barks in additional efforts to shut her down along the ropes. Kym yields the real estate and weaves on her feet in a futile effort to break away before Danielle smokes her with a brutal hook on the temple. The Aussie gloves collapse and Danielle NAILS the woozy foe on the chin with a nasty piledriver... DOWN GOES VALENTINE!!! The Aussie cougar slumps on her knees unable to embrace that last hit but the bell saves her from getting counted out and now she's the one getting taunted as the ref shoves Danielle back to her corner. Kym gets up but remains visibly rattled during the interval so...

Round 5:
...it's no surprise she struggles to embrace Danielle's jabbing heat early in the fifth. She slums to her heels and has Danielle pounding her up the middle until the guard collapses again and enables the local favorite to BLAST her on the exposed chin. Ugh! Kym's eyes bellow out of the orbit and she wobbles one last time with the Welsh model clocking her on the nose until it's finally too much! Valentine drops face-down at Lineker's feet and the ref waves off the count at six with the Aussie tourist unable to move anymore. KO5 Danielle Lineker!!!

AFTER: Danielle looked awful in the first couple of rounds and even her post-fight taunting over the fallen rival doesn't change the fact a younger and more skilled opponent would have probably finished her off in equally ruthless fashion like Inna did earlier this year. However Danielle is happy to extend her BBU career fighting journeywoman cougars and claims she might purse a Louise Redknapp rematch after all only to have Denise van Outen eat some crow!

Final result: Danielle Lineker def. Kym Valentine KO5.