Jessica Michibata vs Rochelle Humes
(BBU Independent vs Double A Boxing)
(5-4, 5 KO vs 21-7, 17 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's almost tag-team action in Jessica Michibata's corner as her friend Yasmin Verheijen joins her for tonight's contest that marks the return of former lightweight champion Rochelle Humes to BBU competition. Let's make no mistake, Rochelle was THE marquee draw back in the day racking up record 14 wins during the 2011 season before her career fizzled out following a horrible 0-4 crossover foray in the FCBA three years ago.

But she's back now...

"Yeah, it was long-time coming!", she tells Denise van Outen during the pre-fight interview, "I mean I thought my American dream will be full of big wins and trophies and it was a complete disaster. Taylor Swift was a complete laughing stock in celebrity boxing but she beat me on my debut night and look where she is and where I am! Huh, it all went downhill after that and I needed a long break once I couldn't even beat Dakota Johnson who is a nobody anyway! But hey, Jessica is just perfect for my BBU comeback, she's one of the best free agents around and hell, I see this Dutch chick eyeballing me all the time too! I can always manhandle her on the double!" (laughs).

Jessica Michibata wears a light blue bikini set & white gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. Rochelle Humes wears a pink crop top, neon blue hotpants & pink gloves. Long dark brown hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Jessica's entourage believes Rochelle is rusty as heck on her boxing return and tries to blitz the former champion immediately... left/right combo flies past the singer's head though and Humes... dear Lord, she lets it RIP!!! She clatters into Jessica's jaw with her first punch and rattles the Japanese girl on the spot! One punch in and Michibata is HURT!!! What the.... Rochelle tees off and bangs in more juice on the stunned rival who can't get her gloves up at all... left/right combo... another right on the nose and Jessica goes fish-tailing before Humes NAILS her with another big hook on the jaw... AND DOWN GOES MICHIBATA!!! How about that! Barely thirty seconds gone and the free agent is left sitting on the canvas staring at Rochelle's legs in disbelief. Ref gives her a slow count and Jessica gets up at eight still looking woozy! Rochelle rolls into head-hunting action and splits her mitts with ease bouncing off the face and reeling the lingerie model onto the ropes... Jessica just can't fight back here and stops Rochelle's attacks with her face! Brutal left hook on the temple half-spins her and Humes completes the rout with a wicked hook right on the liver... Oi, Jessica!!! Michibata goes all limp and CRASHES ONTO HER KNEES with a loud whimper. She hugs the aching area and folds forward into embrional position with the merciless count passing her by! Let's check the clock! 57 seconds and it's ALL OVER!!! Wicked KO1 Rochelle Humes!

AFTER: The champ is BACK with a huge BANG!!! Even Yasmin Verheijen looks completely stunned as Rochelle glances around the shocked arena before bursting into laughing spasms: "Oh yeah, I'm still here! Man, I forgot how cool BBU is!", she winks back at the Dutch pageant winner and Yasmin throws a towel at her: "Won't back down, bytch! You got sooo lucky!", "Yeah, I was dominating this joint waaay before your time! Can we talk Alessandra Ambrosio now?" (laughs).

Denise van Outen wants to have a word with our comeback kid and Rochelle is always ready to follow the script: "Look, I was out of BBU when Jessica came here. She knows nothing. All talk but hittable as hell. Holly told me all about it! No wonder they fired her from Girls Friday! She'd be better off at PageThrees and their punchbags! (...) Yeah, Holly Willoughby is a real sport. You know I'm doing stuff for BBC now? It seems like I was never away! Let's see what this Dutch chick can do next! Look at her, she knows she's in deep #### now!" (laughs).

Meanwhile Lioness Club has confirmed that Yasmin Verheijen will face Rochelle Humes at the upcoming BBU PPV later this month.

Final result: Rochelle Humes def. Jessica Michibata KO1.