Zara McDermott vs Cara De La Hoyde
(2-0, 2 KO vs 4-2, 4 KO)
JMD Value: 40D (Natural) vs 30C (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Some of the top BBU talents are currently getting ready for the all-important Ashes card down in Australia which leaves room for upstarts like Zara McDermott to headline the local action instead. The 'Love Island' graduate is set to enter jug muggin' territory facing the former JMD title challenger Cara De La Hoyde whom she called out after knocking out Tulisa Contostavlos last month already. The brunette from Kent is both flattered and bemused by the circumstances:

"Look, I realize this blonde witch wants to take down an elite name like ME but this will be her JMD debut. I guess she could have called out Imogen Thomas or anyone who visits Bianca Gascoigne's Gaslight club, huh? Whatever! Kate Abdo says Zara is the new best thing in BBU? I don't approve that!"

Zara McDermott wears a purple bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Cara De La Hoyde wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Heavy slugging from both women to open the action as Cara tries to impose herself against the talented prospect and manages to drill Zara's mounds from the inside before blasting her across the mouth for a good measure. Zara refuses to back off but gets outworked by the older woman who leans into her cleavage with a decent uppercut assault and tries to lock her down in the corner. Zara bends away from the trap and loops a meaningful response crashing into the brunette's boobs but Cara shakes off the experience and gashes the blonde from both flanks before she drops a nasty left hook on the mouth. Zara barks in anger but struggles to punish the brunette in mid-range and has to concede the opening round on points according to most fans inside the arena.

Round 2:
Cara doubles down on the slugging tactics and rattles the blonde's cleavage from both flanks before drilling McDermott's ribcage and crippling the younger woman into loud spasms in the process. Ugh! Zara tries to bide some time clinching the glamour model but gets shoved onto the ropes as Cara drives a right hook into her solar plexus and drops more crisp shots up the middle to keep the blonde under duress. Zara swings from behind the guard in desperate fasion but fails to connect with anything solid and has to soak up another uppercut rally that lifts her jugs straight up with De La Hoyde barking in delight when she notices how badly McDermott is struggling here. Huh! Ref pulls the brunette away at the bell and Zara stumbles to her corner with a hollow look in her eyes.

Round 3:
More uppercut trouble for the shapely blonde who gets punked from the south and slumps on her knees all too quickly for Cara not to double down on the subdued foe again! She clatters her mitts into the superior rack and makes Zara shriek in pain upon impact which leads into a lenghty clinching stalemate thereafter. Cara works the right hand to spike the blonde's abs and drives her into the ropes where she seeks a better position but still eats a soft response from the younger woman. Zara tries to establish any sort of momentum and delivers a couple of harpoons on target but De La Hoyde finds the uppercut route again and restores the classic jug muggin' action to the point she buries the blonde on the turnbuckle and picks her off from both flanks all the way until the bell.

Round 4:
Zara finally finds some success thumping the brunette's rack from the inside but Cara is so confident right now she ignores the slugging pressure and blows a stiff response into the blonde's ribcage. Both women clash heads in the process before slugging order is resumed and results in hectic back & forth exchange. This actually allows Zara to enjoy a good jabbing spell as Cara bounces off her forearms and eats a rare uppercut stinger on the jaw herself. She wobbles back to her heels and McDermott slices up her cleavage rocking each cup and forcing the brunette into a clinching cooler come the final stretch.

Round 5:
Cara moves up to blast more of the blonde's rack but eats a quick response over the top before Zara settles down to punish the cleavage again. Both women exchange vicious blows in the proverbial phone booth where De La Hoyde lays it out in style and makes McDermott scowl in discomfort following one double combo on target too many. Zara tries to bail out into safety but gets smacked by a left cross on the nose and wobbles forward to meet another heavy uppercut on the solar plexus. Ugh! She cries out in pain while Cara bursts her bubble with another left/right combo between the cups. DOWN GOES THE BLONDE!!! McDermott crashes down on her knees and hugs her aching breasts during an otherwise slowish count. She gets up at eight but cuts a dejected figure and fails to stop a furious hooking run from the visibly animated opponent. Cara runs her over from both flanks and plugs more hits into the exposed cleavage which forces the ref to STOP the contest when Zara's squeals become unbereable!!! TKO5 Cara De La Hoyde!!!

AFTER: Several fans inside the Cardiff Arena are truly shocked by this result while Cara parades around the ring and pumps herself across the chest. She has her gloves removed before a stunned Zara can leave the ring so the usual post-fight drill is on. Blonde is forced onto all fours before being driven face-first into the boards. Ugh! That had to hurt! Cara rips Zara's bikini top off and rolls her on her back before applying a classic breast smother but not before landing some extra punches into the exposed midriff. Zara refuses to beg for mercy so get duly smothered out of her senses while Cara leaves visible claw marks on the bare breasts to add the extra spice. She later vows to make a run at the JMD title "sooner than later" during a confident if not arrogant post-fight interview.

Official Result: Cara De La Hoyde def. Zara McDermott TKO5.