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12 September 2021 Gemma Merna vs Lindsay Lohan

Page history last edited by Vassago 2 years, 1 month ago

 

JMD(D) QUEENDOM XII: ISLAND OF WRATH

 

Posted by Vassago on September 12, 2021, 11:55 pm

 

 

Gemma Merna vs Lindsay Lohan
(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs FCBA Independent)
(1-3, 1 KO vs 52-48-1, 43 KO)
JMD Value: 38G (Enhanced) vs 36D (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago


BEFORE: Former JMD champion Lindsay Lohan might be completely past-prime these days having last experienced a winning season back in 2016 but she remains a valuable scalp for any aspiring jug muggin' contender. Enter Gemma Merna - the former 'Hollyoaks' actress turned yoga instructor vows to remind everyone her 38G rack reigns supreme over "flabby has-been" like Lilo. The buxom blonde still comes in as genuine underdog and Tigress Uppercut Magazine claims if Lohan is to ever break out of her slump this might be her best chance to finally turn the tide.

Gemma Merna wears a light blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Lindsay Lohan wears a white bikini set with blue trim & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Lindsay rolls back the years to set the early tone as she crashes into the fellow blonde's rack like there's no tomorrow... she lifts Gemma's ample mounds and works the high-octane uppercut drive until the older girl stumbles to her heels and tries to deke away from the striking zone... to no avail! LiLo packs more punches on target and clobbers the overwhelmed foe onto the ropes kicking up sand in the process. This aggressive blast earns her wild ovation from the audience and she keeps plugging Merna's boobs to the point she cripples the Brit into loud spasms... and she goes into overdrive with a nasty hook on the groin that escapes the referee's attention! Ugh! Gemma slumps into a shrieking mess and can't find any response as Lohan piles more juice from the south and makes sure Merna's breasts bounce off her chin several times during the closing stretch. Huge round for LiLo and she vows to finish this one right away!

Round 2:
Lohan on the pounce! She really want to blow away the Hollyoaks stunner within seconds of the bell but meets a stubborn guard from the older blonde before Merna finally finds her range and begins to stack up promising shots into the American's cleavage. LiLo refuses to back off and hopes to break the Brit's resilience in classic slugging fashion but gets drilled on the solar plexus instead and has to think better off it. She wobbles into a quick uppercut drive herself and has Merna pounding away in fury. Back & forth slugfest ensues until Gemma traps the younger blonde in a standing headlock and whacks her on the kidneys on purpose. Ugh! This finally catches the referee's attention and leads into a hectic exchange in the corner which ends when both hellcats clash heads and lock each other into a lenghty stalemate.

Round 3:
Both girls dish out chaotic punishment early in the third, plenty of effort but minimal gain on display however the crowd appreciates the action all arund. LiLo eventually plugs the fellow blonde's rack with supreme execution and lifts those 38G bumpers into Gemma's chin slumping her on the heels again. Merna digs her feet in the loose surface but still gets outworked in the phone booth and has to bail out of her stance while Lindsay gets vocal in a hectuc pursuit. She clobbers the Brit onto the ropes in somehwat fortunate fashion and rips more swift uppercuts rendering Gemma moot in a precarious position. She fends off a jabbing response and tags the older blonde on the chin before resuming the jug muggin' pounce that leaves Merna yelping in pain at the bell. Huh! Another good round for the former champion who teases the Zanzibar audience into another loud response during the interval.

Round 4:
Another furious rally gives the crowd something to celebrate and it seems like Lohan wants to punch Merna topless as she rides the uppercut wave during the opening minute only to eat a brutal right hook over the top that slumps her into spasms instead. Gemma jumps on the sudden chance and follows through with an uppercut series herself before ripping a wicked harpoon to the body that pierces the liver area and spins LiLo sideways. Uh-oh!! The American digs deep in the sand but gets busted across the navel and struggles to embrace another harpoon rally as the older blonde bundles her onto the ropes where she hammers more crisp shots on target until she lands one shot on the liver too many!!! LOHAN IS HURT!!! She slumps forward with a loud whimper and just as she hugs the aching midriff Gemma cracks a booming right hand on the solar plexus that DROPS LILO FOR THE COUNT!!! Lindsay crashes on her knees and faceplants into the sand moments later which leaves Paris Hilton to lead the celebrations in the Lookout! Atlantic corner... NINE... TEN.. YER OUT!!! KO4 Gemma Merna!!!

AFTER: Huge roar around the bleachers as Gemma pumps herself across the chest and kicks sand over the fallen American whose slump is seemingly neverending at this stage. "Hey, call Pamela Anderson! Maybe you can get a win off her?", Gemma quips in delight as she doesn't waste any time to apply a headlock on the dazed opponent and drives her face-first in the sand again. She rolls LiLo on her back and swiftly applies the breast smother as the crowd begins the loud count.. it reaches fifteen when the ref signals Lindsay has been rendered unconscious while Paris Hilton joins the fun to rip Lohan's bikini top off and pulls Merna off her prey. Gemma doesn't get to celebrate these JMD victories too often these days but it seems like she's ready for more jug muggin' action on this side of the pond going forward! Michelle Keegan might have the best body among the Brits but Gemma gives her a solid challenge all around with only Helen Flanagan seething on social media over the missed Queendom opportunity!

Official Result: Gemma Merna def. Lindsay Lohan KO4.

 

 

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