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5 February 2022 Elisha Herbert vs Charlotte Crosby

Page history last edited by Vassago 2 years, 2 months ago

 

THE ASHES 2022

 

Posted by Vassago on February 5, 2022, 4:16 pm

 

 

Elisha Herbert vs Charlotte Crosby
(BronzedOz Boxing vs Frankie's Foxes)
(3-1, 3 KO vs 4-6-1, 4 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago


BEFORE: Even the Australian fanbase is divided which siblings' tandem offers the better upside when it comes to Next Gen results. The Perkins sisters got off to a hot start and we come to the bantamweight-based Herbert twins with Elisha taking the ring first. She completed a wonderful triffecta during last year's Tour of Britain where she knocked out former BBU champions Sacha Parkinson and Una Healy among others. However Charlotte Crosby is one naughty Mackem lass who likes to live by her reputation even if her record doesn't quite warrant the hype. Arch-nemesis Vicky Pattison pulled out of The Ashes at the last moment when she learned that current champion Sophia Thomalla eyes her as the next title challenger. Facing any of the Herbert twins was deemed as too risky and Pattison fumbled her shot at the straps once before (hi, Daisy!) so she will not make that mistake again!

Elisha Herbert wears a neon green bikini set & golden gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Charlotte Crosby wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Charlotte slugs her way into a commanding mid-distance position but settles for artistic impression instead of really punishing the Aussie model. Elisha takes her time and weathers the frantic storm showing off her footwork while the Mackem lass tries to taunt her into a risky attack. That idea doesn't work and leaves Crosby chasing her shots while Herbert weaves around on her feet before mounting a late jabbing flurry in the final minute. She tags the tourist's chin through single hand delivery but eats a wicked overhand and wobbles to her heels while Charlotte duly cleans up to take a solid opener and makes obscene gestures aimed at the Kooyong audience during the interval.

Round 2:
Elisha jumps into a slugging response and beats Charlotte for some quality licks alas the Mackem tourist accepts the slugging exchange and still tries to knock her head off in style. Both women clash heads in the exchange but Crosby recovers first and belts the model in the gut before landing more uppercuts on the chest as well. Elisha clinches her foe and hangs on in the second minute yet Charlotte is not to be denied as she clatters into her boobs again and dominates the phone booth tangle along the ropes down the stretch. She blows more punches into th solar plexus and almost tackles Herbert to the ground before ref pulls her away at the bell.

Round 3:
Another quick start from Charlotte who goes all-in with the head-hunting pounce. She licks a couple of good shots on each temple but Elisha recovers with a wild overhand swing that cuts the tourist across the nasal ridge and triggers another furious exchange. Uh-oh!!! Elisha slams a left cross up the chimney and beats the English foe for shear precision; she backs the older lass onto the ropes and tears more head shots as Crosby's high guard wilts in dramatic fashion. Charlotte looked more than okay dishing out the hits but she gets thumped into a standstill as Herbert carries impressive power behind her attacks and half-spins the tourist against the turnbuckle come the bell.

Round 4:
Liz Hurley runs into a coaching wall here as Elisha blows a left/right combo into Charlotte's face and stuffs her on the solar plexus before landing another uppercut square on the jaw. Crosby drops her mitts and gets stuck on her heels when the local model SMOKES her with a brutal right hand on the jaw one more time!!! Uh-oh!! They don't punch as hard on Geordie Shore, do they? Charlotte is lifted off the canvas and CRASHES DOWN ON HER BACK with a loud thump as the Kooyong audience is treated with another exceptional finish!!! "She fookin' broke her jaw or what?", Liz Hurley cannot believe it but Crosby rolls into an embrional position and just like that she gets mercilessly counted out to secure The Ashes glory for the home team!!! The whitewash is sooo on!!! KO4 Elisha Herbert!!!

AFTER: More Aussie celebs crowd the ring as Tara Moss conducts the wardrobe removing honors this time with Charlotte totally unresponsive to being rendered topless! Liz Hurley tries to step in but gets elbowed in the chest and stumbles back to her corner while Tara vows to "f### her up during a post-event VIP party!!! These Aussies are taking no prisoners here and why should they!! The English pride has taken another cruel blow and Sarah Cumming cannot believe her luck in the booth either! "This is better than sex!!!", she screams in extasy as we are ready for the final test of the night. Right after Charlotte Crosby gets stretched off to the locker room! Stay tuned!!!

Official Result: Elisha Herbert def. Charlotte Crosby KO4.
The Ashes: Australia 3 England 0.

 

 

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