Renee Herbert vs Emma Rigby
(BronzedOz Boxing vs BBU Independent)
(5-2, 5 KO vs 10-15, 10 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The home team has secured the Ashes before the final test but Renee Herbert vows to complete the quadruple sweep which leaves Merseyside's Emma Rigby to defend the Crown's pride any which way. Emma's record doesn't quite match her fan-favorite status and even Green & Gold's Sarah Cumming admits England left the best looking woman for last (Huh! Tess Valmore would be proud of that blonde bias!). She somehow gets the loudest cheer from the tourists entering the ring and rubs Renee by saying she'd rather be fighting BronzedOz's head trainer Nicky Whelan who deserves a special treatment! For whatever reason, gurl? Nevermind! Renee loses her temper and squares up to the blonde foe which cuts the introductions short by default. Here we go!

Renee Herbert wears a white bikini set & golden gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Emma Rigby wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Distraction both in and out of the ring as the ACB technical crew decides to spill Foster's beer on the canvas while Tara Moss abandons the VIP afterparty catfight idea and sneaks up on Elizabeth Hurley just as the opening bell sounds! TV cameras lose their angle and by the time they recover the fans are treated with Moss facesitting Hurley away from the ring while Renee clatters into Emma's jugs in hectic fashion. Emma allegedly slipped on the beer and lost her footing but that's not the worst part of it all since she gets blasted on the groin and elbowed in the chest as well. Woof! Did Renee actually drink some of that beer before the fight? Check her blood pressure! Oh, wait... she KNOCKS RIGBY DOWN with a wild uppercut combo and the blonde tourist drops on her knees where she takes a standard eight count just to catch her breath. She gets up and pays back the favor bumping the brunette's otherwise inferior rack however the round ends with Renee applying a standing headlock to neutralize the blonde's recovery. And the ref does nothing about it here! House money always wins!

Round 2:
Liz Hurley has clawed her away from underneath Tara Moss' thighs but there's no such luck for Emma who eats a brutal hooking double on each temple and slumps into a nasty uppercut blast on the chin that DROPS HER ON THE CANVAS for the second time already! Uh-oh!!! Damn slippery surface can't be cleaned up here and Emma slips while trying to get up again!!! She makes it back at eight and tries to power ahead with an aggressive drive however Renee has her covered and beats up on her ribcage during the second minute. A quick clash of heads leaves the blonde reeling and she ends up hugging the ropes thereafter as the Aussie model outpoints her with ease and taunts the audience into a louder ovation - if the atmosphere can actually get any louder!!!

Round 3:
Emma flies in with a hooking drive and cuts Renee up below the left eye but gets quickly thumped on the rack again as the Gold Coast prospect steps into her response and lifts the blonde's boobs into her chin. A sneaky gut shot folds the tourist into spasms before a clinching attempt gets blocked off. Emma wobbles to her heels and eats a brutal cross hook on the mouth... she stumbles back to the ropes where Herbert digs into her liver area and lands that desired shot on target... DOWN GOES RIGBY AGAIN!!! She hugs the aching midriff while resting her head on the canvas and this time she simply cannot beat the count anymore. Cue in the whitewash dream come true for the Australian camp! KO3 Renee Herbert!!!

AFTER: What a way clinch to 2022 edition of The Ashes as Renee plants her foot on top of the fallen blonde's back and here comes the technical crew with Bonnie Sveen taking the fourth piece of wardrobe to burn in the urn! Emma exits the ring stage left bumping Victoria Beckham out of the way in the process while the Perkins sisters and Renee's twin sister Elisha join Kylie Minogue & Tara Moss in the center of the ring to soak up all the noise from the rampant Kooyong audience. Vance Joy's 'Riptide' pumps through the speakers and one might argue this was a true riptide that swept the tourists away tonight! Liz Hurley and Denise van Outen are getting drunk literally as we speak and it will take some performance to stop this new wave of Australian talent going forward! Renee claims she will come after the bantamweight belts one way or another and warns everyone not to crown Olympia Valance as the best 120 lbs fighter in the country just yet! Until we meet again! So long from Melbourne!

Official Result: Renee Herbert def. Emma Rigby KO3.
The Ashes: Australia 4 England 0 (Score declared).