You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap September with another great Asylum card!"

Tess: "And, we'll be starting at bantamweight with the Asylum debut of Kathyrn Newton against Sophie Mudd, followed by a move to flyweight, where Jessica Simpson returns to Asylum to square off with Ariel Winter!"

Cassie: "Then, it's more bantamweight action, as Jessica Nigri returns to Philly against Lili Reinhart, followed by a pair of lightweight bouts, with Joanna Krupa making her Asylum return against Katy Perry, and Elsa Hosk gracing the Asylum's ring for the first time in a battle with Taylor Hill!"

McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad ENOUGH, we'll be subjected to about the worst bout I can think of, when that back-stabbing, Pearl Harboring Kendra Wilkinson befouls this arena with her presence for a bantamweight bout against that phony, lucky Campbell Clone Kat Dennings and I HATE THEM BOTH!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Blonde Ambition At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal!"