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9 October 2021 Eden Cohen vs Joanna Krupa

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VIX: HARD KNOCKS @ HARD ROCK LIVE

 

Posted by Caspian on October 9, 2021, 5:12 pm

 

 

(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)

2. Guests: Eden Cohen vs Joanna Krupa

Eden:
(24, 5’10, 5:1 FCBA, VIXENs)

Joanna:
(41, 5’7, 13:13 FCBA, Free Agent)

BEFORE:
“Excited to have a couple of brawls lined up for the future,” Eden says with a wide smile. “Even heard talk of little Ren wanting another shot at me. I say ‘Bring it, b*tch.’ The first blonde to go down tonight will be Krupa, who is nothing but old and washed up. She’ll go down to my fists, no problem.”

Krupa at the other end of the table, seething slightly, but trying to maintain her cool.

“What happened these days to young ladies and their manners?” Krupa snaps back. “In all seriousness, Cohen’s got some moves. I’ve watched her rise over the past months, but she doesn’t have what it takes to stay in this business as long as I have. I’ve seen girls come and go, and the true test is what they do when they lose. Eden’s gonna have to make that decision tonight.”

Three inches taller for Eden Cohen, who smirks with more derision down at her older and shorter foe. It’s clear that the prospective Vixen isn’t taking her adversary seriously, not even when Krupa continues to poke and gesture at her face and chest, that scowl forming whenever Cohen coos down and tries to pat her on the head.

Things almost erupt into a heated catfight when Krupa roughly shoves Eden’s arm away, and before Cohen can react, the Israeli takes a tight SLAPP across the face from the Polish model! Cohen reacts with shock at first, cradling her cheek for a moment before LUNGING back with her fingernails bared. But the ring officials quickly intervene, and both ladies won’t get a chance to smack each other silly till a little later.

Back in the arena proper, Cohen is back to being all-smiles, trapezing about her corner in a cotton-lace bra top and equally revealing undies. She’s strapped on a pair of red gloves for this contest. Joanna has gone for the classic swimsuit option: a baby blue top and white fighting briefs, together with a pair of yellow gloves, as she awaits the bell.

Without further ado, there’s the wave of the referee’s hand, and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Lightweight action!

ROUND 1:
Eden with plenty of early action, pulsing punches into Joanna’s face and using the older woman’s inertia against her. No one can really blame Krupa for not playing it extra cautious - she recently scored one hell of an upset when she KO’ed the GOAT herself, Charlize Theron, just last month, but squaring off against a much younger adversary is a whole different ball game. Krupa focuses on her defences, arms up and protecting herself from Eden’s jab combos, Cohen really putting the pedal to the metal in the very first round, hounding Krupa with tight body shots and then snapping her head back with a straight cross to the nose. Krupa gets off some attacks of her own: mostly stiff strikes to the lanky Israeli’s lean body and arms, the blonde dipping low and then PLOUGHING away at every chance she gets. It’s all Krupa can do with her limited height and speed here, and the round ends with Cohen massaging her side, though she’s still the one confidently raising her arms on the way back to the corner.

ROUND 2:
Joanna doesn’t let up with the body attacks, however, STUNNING Cohen in the first minute with a right cross that PLOUGHS through the noise and sinks into Cohen’s body, bowling the brunette over with a grunt. Eden’s shocked and bothered, eyes bulging from the sudden attack, has to back away if she doesn’t want to swallow more leather to her body. Joanna keeps pace with her younger counterpart, however, continues to harass her with jab combos to her nose and lips, at one point sending the taller girl stumbling to the side when a dull hook connects with the side of her head. Cohen manages to protect herself well enough, however, her arms kept loose and roaming the extent of her body and chin, keeping her distance for the remainder of this round. At the bell, Krupa is cussing back at Cohen on their way back to her corner, telling the youngster to bring it on!

ROUND 3:
Eden’s much more measured this time compared to some of her previous soirees into enemy territory. Here, she’s staying back, not underestimating her opponent like she did with Bar Refeali during their last encounter. As a result, Eden easily dodges and weaves around Joanna’s attacks, moving her head this way and to the side whenever Krupa tries to take another swing at her. Krupa grows frustrated by the second minute, especially when Cohen begins bashing her own mitts into her body and chin as counterattack, the lanky Israeli’s well-practiced form doing wonders against a seasoned veteran like herself. Girls get into an all-out slugfest towards the end of the last minute, wildly flailing fists at the head and getting tied up in mutual clinches whenever the other girl gets in too close. Still, they continue battering gloves at the tummy and sides, hot breaths coating each other’s skin as they have to be broken up by the referee over and over. At the end of the round, Cohen does a good job of blunting her foe’s aggression - she knows that Krupa can’t exactly go the distance with her younger, fitter self, and that strategy appears to be working!

ROUND 4:
Not if Krupa has anything to say about it, however, as there still appears to be some gas left in the Polish model’s tank! Cos’ HERE SHE COMES, surprising Eden with a wild flurry to her arms and body right at the opening bell, then almost sending the brunette off her feet with a rabid hook to the side of her head! OUCH indeed! Cohen’s getting SCHOOLED in there, her mouth hanging open as she tries to get free from Krupa’s well-chiselled jaws! The Polish fighter is breathing hard but eager to finish off what she’s started, repeatedly leaping in and getting into Eden’s face, before swiping more leather across her face and chest. Eden gets herself trapped on the ropes towards the final stretch of the round, has to clinch up multiple times to prevent herself from going DOWN to her knees. Krupa’s wholly comfortable in close quarters brawling, burying shots into Eden’s tummy whenever there’s an opening, but at the sound of the bell, doesn’t manage to deliver enough damage to send her foe down: Cohen’s left hugging the ropes but still refusing to go down, her arms locked over her head when the referee pulls Krupa off and orders her back to her corner for a breather.

ROUND 5:
Eden survived that onslaught and, as expected, keeps herself away from the dangerous Krupa for the whole first minute. Krupa’s not faring much better, of course, knows she’s gained the advantage but lacking the juice to take full advantage of it, pawing at Cohen from a distance but unable to fully pounce on the bruised youngster. Slowly, Cohen pushes back, at the urging of her own fight team, firing off more and more combos directly into Krupa’s face, knocking her head back and slowly pulling at the seams of her guard. Joanna lets out another grunt as she gets thrown into the ropes by a straight cross to the arms, barely has enough time to turn around when Cohen BARRELS in after her, showing off a hook to the side of her head before a double chugging combo is buried into her body as payback. Cohen snarling as she goes to town on the battered and cornered blonde, keeps Krupa entirely TRAPPED on the ropes whilst having her way with her for a good thirty seconds!! Eden’s wailing away at every inch of her arms and body, and Krupa’s slowly wilting, mouth hanging open, eyes fluttering as she EATS a final swishing right across the chin, gets SENT DOWN to the canvas and onto her side! Eden Cohen here with the very first KNOCKDOWN of the evening! Poor Krupa’s left gasping by the ropes, totally ignoring the rest of the referee’s count! The ref hits 10 and has no choice but to WAVE the rest of this fight over!

Official Decision: Eden Cohen defeats Joanna Krupa via KO5!

AFTER:
Cohen lets that smirk return to her lips, rocking a hand high in the air before strutting back to her corner to celebrate. The crowds clearly love her, and are already asking when the Israeli siren will officially join the Vixens.

“Rough opening, but I got her,” Eden says to reporters later by ringside. “It’s the same way I’ll take out little Ren next month. I’m not spoiling anything, of course, but you can be sure I’m not about to ruin my debut fight with a loss on my record.”

Meanwhile, Krupa has to be helped back to a seated position by the ropes, still breathing hard and asking herself if this whole boxing thing is worth it at her age. Perhaps the Polish model might find more success with fighting over Cougars her age?

“HELL no,” Krupa fires back later, having caught her breath well enough to respond to reporters along the ramp. “These youngsters want to test themselves against me? I say bring it on! This is only the BEGINNING of my career!”

 

 

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