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14 October 2021 Jaimie Alexander vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by Tractorpull on October 14, 2021, 8:55 pm

 

 

Jaimie Alexander vs Charlize Theron

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TALE OF THE TAPE

Jaimie Alexander
Age 37
Height 5’9”
9-8-0

Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’9 1/2”
293-123-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15

BEFORE
Jamie Alexander is at the podium “I’ve always wanted to fight Charlize. I know I can beat her. I know how she moves, I know how she thinks and I know where she can take it and where she can’t That’s the reason I am going to walk out of here tonight the winner. Oh, another reason is I am almost 10 years younger. I don’t have the mileage that she has on her body which is slender. She can’t take it like she used to in her glory days”.  Charlize is nowhere to be seen

THE FIGHT

Jamie enters the ring wearing a black bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a bun at the back of her head. Charlize is in a red bikini with red boot and gloves. Her hair is in a pony tail

Round 1. They meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves and back off. Charlize moves in with a right Jab. She’s used this tactic too many time to begin a fight. Opponents have caught on. Alexander side steps and drives right and left hooks to the body. Charlize lands hook to the chin and Jamie comes back with a pair of hooks to the blondes bra. Charlize lands a right cross to Jamie’s jaw but the brunette stays on her opponent landing more hooks the Charlize’s midsection forcing Theron to back off. Charlize catches Jamie with a right cross to the head but Jamie startles Theron with a hard uppercut to the chin that send the blonde back staggering into the ropes. Alexander follows up with a blitz to Therons body. Punches plow into the belly button, the midsection and ribs and then to Theron’s bra punching the contents back and forth. Charlize tried to push Jamie back but Alexander’s body is twisting one side to the other as brutal rights and lefts pound into the blondes torso Theron is taking a terrible beating to her body. A desperate Theron misses with a round house right as more punches land in her softening body. The bell rings and as Charlize wanders to her corner tears can be seen rolling down her face. Jamie has served notice. She is going to kill the body

Round 2 Theron’s Nascar corner team has her in better shape when the bell rings. Theron comes out of her corner circling looking for an opening. She finds it and quickly moves in catching Jamie with a pair of crosses to the head, The brunette responds with hooks to the tummy that stop Theron’s attack. Charlize moves in again landing series of crosses to the head that drive Jamie back across the ring. Charlize swings for the gates looking to knock her opponent out. Jamie is on the ropes swaying, trying to avoid the blondes attack. Her head is being punched back and forth until one misses and the brunette steps in and buries another power punch into Theron’s body. Theron is gasping, but manages a hard right cross that send Jamie back to the ropes. Charlize is landing lefts and rights to Jamie’s jaw but the punches are lacking a little power as Alexander body work has started to take it’s toll and Jamie survives to the bell and Charlize books the points

Round 3 Charlize meets the weaving Alexander in the middle of the ring. Jamie flakes a right to the chin and as Theron goes to block in, Jamie step in and rips another body twisting right into the blondes midsection. Charlize lunges forward in an attempt to clinch but Jamie steps aside and buries another right into Therons lower midsection drawing a shout from her opponent as Charlize’s mouthpiece trickles down to the canvas. The referee steps in, pushes Jamie back as he picks up the mouthpiece, quickly washes it off and puts in back in the blondes mouth. After the brief brake, Charlize goes over to the offensive, backing Jamie across the ring with jabs and crosses. She has Alexander on the ropes and starts landing rights and lefts to Alexander’s head. An uppercut buckles the brunette’s legs and a right cross turns Jamie sideways to the left against the ropes. Alexander is now on the receiving end as Theron lashes punch after punch into Jamie’s head. A right cross turns Alexander body sideways agains the tope. She has her left glove protecting left side of her head, Charlize misses with a round house punch coming off her hip and Jamie comes off the ropes with a swinging left into Charlize’s belly. Theron staggers back. The bell ends the round

Round 4. In her corner Alexander is telling her corner women that Theron is done. The body work has taken the zip out of her punches. There’s no power behind them, It’s only a matter of time. At the bell. Alexander is quickly out of her corner while it looks like Theron has lost speed. Her legs look shot as the body work has done its job, but Alexander knows a Theron on her feet is still dangerous. She’s intent to lure Theron forward and then beat her to the punch, but Charlize is moving parallel to the ropes looking to buy time, another Theron tactic when she is in trouble. Jamie starts to cut down the ring. After a minute of crowd boring movement she has Charlize in a corner. She launches an over hand right, but Charlize avoids the punch and she land three straight jab to Jamie’s face, A Jamie uppercut goes astray and Charlize lands a left and right cross to Alexander’s jaw. Theron is winning the punching contest as she backs Jamie and gets out of the corner. Charlize is now in a brawling mood. Charlize lands a right cross. Jamie responds with two overhand punches to Theron’s bra. Theron stops in shock. Jamie takes over driving Theron across the ring with one breast punch after another. Theron’s on the ropes. Alexander switches to the blonde’s head left upper cut, a right then another left, right cross, left cross. She’s using Charlize’s head as a punching bag. She pounding Charlize into a helpless mess as Theron’s eyes go glassy. The bell rings and Theron’s Nascar corner team has to get her ready for the next round. Looks like an impossible task

Round 5. In her corner tells her mates to get ready to go home. Theron is beaten. She charges out of her corner catching Charlize about two feet from her stool with a right hook to the jaw that pushes the blonde to the ropes. Alexander pushes her left into Charlize’s face and then slams a right hook into her solar plexus. As Charlize doubles over Jamie pushes her up and drives two overhand punches into her breasts and then two more . Jamie dips and rips a right uppercut to her chin, She steps back as Charlize drops to her knees and then onto her face. THE BLONDE IS DOWN. The beaten blonde is laying at Alexander’s feet. Jamie moves a corner and watches in wonder as she sees Charlize move and grasps the ropes, she pulls herself up. The referee checks Charlize’s eyes and waives Jamie back in. Alexander is in a rage. She moves in and an overhand right crashes into Theron’s face drawing blood for her nose. Another left and right slam into Theron’s face. A round house right to the chin causes Theron’s mouthpiece once again to dribble out of her mouth. Charlize is sagging in the ropes, her hands hanging down her side, Jamie lands a right uppercut to the chin, then a left. Jamie starts punching Charlize’s head one way then the other. Charlize is out, eyes closed, she’s helpless. IT’S OVER. The referee pushes Alexander back and grabs Charlize in a hug to save her from further punishment. Alexander walks around the ring with her arms up in victory as the referee holds up the Greatest Of All Time, who is lolling in his arms beaten senseless, unable to stand and her face a mess, as the Nascar team gathers their fighter up and carries her to the corner

Jaimie Alexander upsets Charlize Theron with a one sided TKO5

AFTER
Jamie enters the press room and sits at the table looking at the gathered press. “I know you all are shocked that I simply destroyed the GOAT Remember she is old and not the same fighter she was ten years ago. She can still take an unbelievable amount of punishment, but I beat her into a helpless wreck tonight. I’m not a big puncher like Jeri Ryan or Cat Bell or Jennifer Gardner, so I had to go the old way that is so true when it comes to Charlize. You have to beat the body, take her legs way and pound her belly and breasts. That’s the way you do it. The new fighters just don’t understand that”.

At that time Jennifer Lawrence walks in “Charlize won’t be here. She looks terrible right now. Her nose is swollen, lips are cut and she has a right black eye and her face is bruised. I think you can understand why she doesn’t want pictures taken. Emotionally, she is fine, but the doctors are still working on her. This is not the first fight in which she has been savagely beaten. She knows it goes with the occupation. She does want me to congratulate Jamie on the win and that she was the better fighter tonight. Jamie, she also wants you to know that she is going to be calling again. You two or not done”.

 

 

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