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20 October 2021 Joanna Krupa vs Olivia Culpo

Page history last edited by Vassago 1 year, 11 months ago

 

BOXING ON THE BEACH from THE BAHAMAS

 

Posted by Vassago on October 20, 2021, 10:16 pm

 

 

Boxing On The Beach from The Bahamas
Joanna Krupa vs Olivia Culpo
(FCBA Independent vs Fighting Models Franchise)
(13-14, 13 KO vs 2-1, 2 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago


BEFORE: Polish model Joanna Krupa is very much in demand these days and she had to delay this beach boxing clash for several weeks since HBO Asylum appearance fee was given priority. And then came another opportunity at the VIX PPV which Olivia Culpo's free agent status couldn't outweight either. However the former Miss Universe has found management in the so-called meantime and vows to punish the blonde for all these delays:

"Look, I get it. There are some curious prospects out there but fighting Katy Perry was a simple money grab! And I'm way better than Eden Cohen! I don't like Joanna collecting these pay checks but this nonsense stops with me! I'm gonna whoop her ass so bad she's gonna have nightmares for the next few weeks!"

Joanna dismisses the brunette's comments and reveals she has a Charlize Theron rematch booked for next month already: "Olivia is so funny! She thinks she's a genuine prospect? Get real, hun! Beating past-prime Nicole Scherzinger means nothing in 2021! Unlike beating Charlize frickin' Theron! And I'm gonna nail her on the rebound too!" (giggles)

Joanna Krupa wears a green & blue themed bikini & silver gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. Olivia Culpo wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Furious start from Joanna who jumps all over the athletic brunette and catches her off guard when she blows into her rack with a powerful delivery. Olivia doesn't have time to react and she's getting mauled in the cleavage area while dropping back onto the ropes where Krupa simply keeps on piling more leather on target. Olivia tries to swing one over the top but bounces off the top of Joanna's shoulder and has to use her footwork in order to escape the phone booth heat. However Joanna laces her on the chin with a hard right and plugs another jug muggin' drive on target which glues the brunette to the spot. Another wild hook nails the American on the jaw and spins her onto the ropes again just as Krupa fires a vicious left/right combo on the mouth that suddenly makes Culpo look very hittable indeed. She's slow to raise her mitts and gets BLASTED by another vicious cross on the nose that DROPS HER ONTO HER KNEES just before the bell. Ugh! Most fans didn't see that coming as the hot prospect is all lost at sea here while Joanna screams out in delight: "That's right, bytch! I'm gonna send you to IR (injured reserve) tonight!" Bell saves Olivia from more trouble but that's a 10-8 round for the Polish model!

Round 2:
Olivia needs to use her footwork a little more as Joanna chases a famous victory and applies another slugging delivery to bounce the pageant winner around the area. Huh! The heavy jabbing rush leaves the brunette exposed but the blonde gets carried away too much and begins to leak several overhands in response which slowly bring Culpo back into the fold. She whacks the older model across the lips and stuffs her to the body before picking up an uppercut blitz to punish the cleavage outright. Krupa gets stopped in her tracks and has to battle through a wild phone booth scramble alas Olivia lands the best punch of the lot when she nails her on the temple and wobbles her onto her heels right at the bell.

Round 3:
Krupa wants to resume the early slugging success but Olivia displays superior footwork and skips several hooking attempts before looping a steady overhand counter straight into the blonde's face. Joanna swings from the back foot but only finds thin air and gets drilled to the body thereafter as the brunette picks up the jabbing tempo to dominate the second minute. She's unable to clobber the older woman onto the ropes though and has to fend off a desperate clinching attempt as the Polish model almost wrestles her onto the sand in the process. A bit of a dire round here which leaves Joanna fuming at the bell for whatever reason.

Round 4:
Joanna ignites more pace into her jabbing delivery and manages to beat Olivia for the right-on-right exchange before exploring the jug muggin' route again. Olivia is extremely athletic in her own right but struggles to embrace the old fashioned jug assault and wobbles forward with a whimper when the blonde bashes her with numerous uppercuts on target. She seeks a clinching respite for a change but Krupa shoves her away and lands a nasty hook on the mouth that almost takes the brunette down again! Huh! Olivia backpedals away from the strike zone which triggers another quick chase from the older woman. Joanna lets those aerial shots fly around the American's head but she's unable to land a big combo here even though she makes Culpo's defensive tactics look really shallow for remainder of the round.

Round 5:
More of the same in the fifth, Joanna gets the early jump while Olivia seems happy to wait for the counter-punching blast. She bides her time during the opening minute as the blonde's power supply isn't up to par here and several of her efforts bounce off the forearms before a vicious hook finally tags Culpo on the lips and forces her into immediate response. She drives a proper harpoon to the body and moves into an uppercut charge that splits the blonde's mitts and drops her on her heels shortly afterwards. Huh! Joanna can't swing back from the uneven position and leaks more punches up the middle while Olivia clobbers her onto the ropes where she drills more midsection to slump the Polish woman into loud spasms come the final stretch. Olivia kicks some sand while walking back to her corner and still looks bemused by the overall performance. The fans seem to enjoy it though!

Round 6:
Olivia powers ahead with a quick left/right blast and catches the blonde on the ear before a booming shot on the nose slumps the Polish model on jelly knees. Ugh! Another wild swing tags the ear again and suddenly Krupa can't raise her mitts anymore while Culpo smashes her from point-blank range with another hard right! Cue in more slugging menace as Joanna slumps on her heels and simply can't embrace the attack while Olivia unloads from both flanks and rings her head back & forth before dropping a quick strike on the solar plexus that renders the older model numb. Another left hook on the temple SENDS KRUPA DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! Uh-oh!!! Talk about being brutally effective here! Joanna gets laid out in spread eagle fashion and makes a sluggish recovery but she remains down on one knee at eight and makes one last push too late!!! She drops down on one knee again and slides on her back again when she realizes it's all over! KO6 Olivia Culpo in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Olivia shakes her head even in victory and that early knockdown probably still lingers on her mind. She navigated a tricky cougar opponent but there's still room for improvement despite elite athletic ability. Luisana Lopilato clipped her wings before and this wasn't a genuine slam dunk performance either. Meanwhile Joanna indicates she needs a big drink in the nearby bar and vows to bring her "A" game for the Charlize Theron rematch next month: "Look, that's the one that matters the most. When I beat the GOAT again nobody will remember tonight's result!"

Official Result: Olivia Culpo def. Joanna Krupa KO6.

 

 

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