Milla Jovovich vs Charlize Theron IV

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TALE OF THE TAPE

Milla Jovovich
Age41
Height 5’8 1/4”
9-16-1

Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’9 1/2”
294-125-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15

BEFORE
Milla is at the podium. Well here I am again. I know Charlize is watching from somewhere. She used to stand way in the background, but now she watches from somewhere close, Look at her record, look at her titles. It’s unbelievable. With her acting awards, she must have a separate room to hold them all, Now I’m fighting the greatest of all time in the best of seven. She won the first, I won the second, she won the third so this is my time to win and I will. I doubt she remembers much of our fight last July but I left her out cold hanging in the ropes. If she would have been on the canvas I would have gotten a KO, but the ropes were holding her up so I got a TKO. I think Charlize is out of control. She went eleven with McCarthy just six days ago. I know that Charlize had her hand raised as the victor but I agree with Tess that Jenny won that fight at least in Vegas. No one believed she could hang with my opponent much less fight her to a draw I happen to know she is fighting Krupa in seven days. That’s three fights in thirteen days. That just doesn’t make sense especially for a fighter her age. I don’t know if we will ever finish the best of seven as Charlize is getting really old. She may retire before. We definitely won’t get to together until sometime late next year. Charlize, I know you are close by. It’s an honor to fight you and I hope I don’t hurt you too badly. Suddenly Charlize appears, She gives Milla a hug, says a few word in her ear. Milla laughs and Charlize moves off

THE FIGHT

Jovovich enters the ring wear a black bikini, black gloves and boots. Her hair is cut short. Charlize is in a pale blue, bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is in a pony tail

Round 1. They meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves and back off. Milla is expecting the usual right jab from Charlize, but she moves quickly in and deliver a pair of hooks to Milla’s body. Milla returns with a hook the Theron’s chin and Theron backs off. She in no hurry for a slugfest and respects Milla’s power. Charlize moves in and they start exchanging punches, crosses and hooks toe to toe but the exchange doesn’t last long as Charlize backs off. She knows she won that exchange
Milla is not hunting Theron down. Charlize doesn’t want to exchange power punches just yet, so she manages to stay at long range and stops Milla with jabs to the face and keeps her at a distance. Its rather a dull round, but Charlize is satisfied as she books the points

Round 2. Milla is out of her corner. She intends to be more aggressive.
She moves in quickly. She expects jabs from the blonde and that is what she gets. She walks through them and in close rips a pair of hooks to Theron’s body. Charlize lands a right to Milla’s head. Milla is back with two more hooks to the tummy pumping some breath from Charlize. Charlize wants off the ropes as Milla lands two more to the body and a hook to the chin. Charlize lunges forward with a overhand right to the face and driving Milla back. Theron is off the ropes and moves to the center of the ring. Milla stays in close and buckles Theron’s legs with right to the head. Charlize misses with a right cross, but Milla doesn’t and a right cross buckles Theron’s legs once again. Theron catches Milla with a right cross to the jaw. It doesn’t stop Milla and another right to the head sends Theron back to the ropes. Jovovich moves in to do more damage but the round ends

Round 3. Once more it’s Jovovich being the aggressor. She going to take the fight to Theron. They circle looking for on opening. Charlize surprises Milla by moving in with a left and right cross. Milla comes back with an overhand right to the blondes face and following with with a left. hook to the body. Charlize starts beating Milla back to the ropes. Right cross, left cross, right hook, left uppercut. Milla is in trouble a wild right cross misses and Charlize lands another pair of hooks to the brunettes jaw. Milla is desperate. Another wild left cross misses but a following cross lands on the side of Theron’s jaw. Theron stumbles back, but keeps to her feet. Milla is out to finish. A hook to jaw, a left to the side of the head, a hook to the tummy. But Theron is not as bad off as Milla thinks and a hard right cross to side of Milla’s head and a left hook to her chin sends Milla back a couple steps as the round ends

Round 4. Once again they meet in the center of the ring. Charlize lands a hook to the chin and takes a right cross from Milla. They are now toe to toe and the slugging begins. Cross and hooks uppercuts land on both, The fans are on their feet as the punches go back and forth. Charlize is getting the better of it so Milla breaks it off and steps back to regroup, Charlize is in attack mode and wades back in and the toe or toe again. This time the punching starts to go Milla’s way. She punching Theron back into the ropes Milla lands a left and right to the midsection and hooks to both ribs. Charlize fights back concentrating on Milla’s face and sends her back towards the center of the ring as the round ends

Round 5. Charlize seems a little tired as she comes out, not that Milla is in any better shape. They both want to end it. Milla is a little faster and meets Theron close to her corner. Theron lands a right cross to Milla’s head. Milla seems to shake it off and goes to Theron’s body. She concentrating on Theron’s stomach. She is twisting her body from one side to the other as the gloves rip into Theron’s body, She is backing Theron back towards the ropes. Charlize manages a hard right to Milla face that draws a little blood from her nose. Milla is not discouraged as she closes and once again goes to the body. She remembers how Alexander beat blonde, kill the body. She is backing Theron up as she beats away at the blonde’s midsection. Once again, she has Charlize on the ropes and she rains punches into the blondes body. Charlize can’t get punching room as Milla comes off the body with a right to the jaw. Charlize is stunned and sags back into ropes. The bell keeps Milla from doing more damage

Round 6. Theron’s Nascar corner has done as good as they could to get the blonde ready for the round. They meet and exchange right crosses and Milla sees Theron eyes go a little glassy. Milla goes back to the body.She beats Theron back to the ropes once again. That’s where she wants the blonde. Theron’s body is red from the pounding. Her hands are up, but she isn’t punching. Jovovich starts the body work again with little opposition. Bruises are appearing on the blondes body as she just takes and takes. The referee doesn’t seem to be alarmed. Milla steps back, takes a breath and wades back in this time going for Theron’s bra. She drills power straight left and right into Theron’s bra. Theron is really hurt now, badly hurt. Tears are leaking from her eyes. The referee is watching, but Theron’s hands are up so he lets the bout go on. Twenty seconds to ,go. Milla is ready to end this beating but the referee steps in to check Charlize’s eyes and backs, out The bell rings. The referee has cost her the final punch at least for this round

Round 7 In Theron’s corner there is discussion about stopping the fight, but Charlize groggily puts her foot down “Never, never, never”. As good as the Nascar team is, they can only do so much, but the have the Goddess on her feet as the seventh round begins. Milla looks in wonder and with some admiration as Charlize comes out moving slowly, Charlize surprises her by hitting with a right to her face. It wasn’t hard. Charlize’s power has been cut off. Charlize misses with another right and Milla guts the blonde with a right deep into Theron’s solar plexus. Theron lurches for a clinch but Milla pushes her back and throws a body twisting right hook to the point of Theron’s chin SHE’S DOWN. Theron drops to her hands and knees, head down almost touching the canvas. She is going to get up. She’s on one knee at five. She gets the other knee off the canvas, starts to rise and then she sways and crashes to the canvas on her back. SHE’S OUT. The Goddess is out. The referee takes a close look. Charlize isn’t moving, Her eyes are glazed over and waives the fight off and raises Milla’s right hand in victory

Milla Jovovich evens the best of seven at two each with a savage KO of Charlize Theron

AFTER
Jennifer Lawrence appears and announces the press conference will be delayed for a short time. The doctors are still checking Charlize but she is fine and both will be out shortly. Five minutes later they both walk in

Milla talks first. “When I landed that right hook I felt it up my arms and into my back. I knew she wasn’t going to get up. This was the fourth match between us and we are even. As I said in the pre-fight we hope to end this best of seven, but who knows. Both of us are getting older and Charlize is five years older than me. so maybe we won’t make it. I have talked with Alexander who you know just beat Charlize in a TKO and I have talked to Joanna Krupa who is a friend . We think you are fighting too much. Joanna is also friend of yours and is going to talk to you about , so I will now shut up. I’ve talked to the doctors and they agree you are fine and that’s what I wanted to hear

Charlize: I know the doctor’s have given me the all clear. That said, I don’t feel all that good right now. I really don’t have much to say other than Milla was the better woman tonight. Please don’t ask me any questions, I know you all are going to say I was terrible tonight and I can’t deny it, but please give Milla credit”

Tess Valmore for Milla “I have a question. What did Charlize whisper in your ear in the pre-fight that made you laugh”

Milla” She said, if you count to seven, there are more odd numbers than even and I am the Odd numbers. That means I’m going to win the best of seven.