Joanna Krupa vs Jordan Carver
(Lioness Club associate vs Black Eagle Boxing)
(4-6, 4 KO vs 3-9, 3 KO)
JMD Value: 36D (Natural) vs 30K (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Miami-based Polish model Joanna Krupa is simply rolling lately and beating Charlize Theron twice in a span of six months indicates she's in for a massive run even on the wrong side of forty. She will celebrate her birthday on Saturday and treats her fans with a BBU comeback in jug muggin' rules having picked a very manageable opponent in Jordan Carver tonight.

The German glamour model has never established herself as a serious contender despite promising wins over Rhian Sugden and Yoko Matsugane over the years. She admits coach Gina Wild fell for the appearance fee but exploring the centuries old Germany vs Poland feud is always a good reason to enter the ring again regardless of the betting odds.

Joanna Krupa wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Jordan Carver wears a black bikini set & golden gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Heavy jug slugging from the opening bell as Jordan tries to upstage the blonde and carries significant power supply from the south to lift the notorious objects only for the Polish woman to find even a better response as she squeezes the German's breasts against each other before driving a wild harpoon into the exposed navel afterwards. Ugh! Jordan slumps on her heels and suddenly has Joanna bursting through with more venom as she rocks the enhanced cleavage and pummels the stunned brunette onto the ropes. More vicious hits follow and leave Carver in all kinds of early both as she simply can't stop the flooding with Krupa working on speed dial to dominate the action. Eagles coach Gina Wild doesn't even bother to lose her temper though and watches on as the fellow German gets pounded by a superior opponent for remainder of the round. Joanna taunts the subdued foe to show some grit but there's nothing on display from Jordan come the final minute so the streamroll continues and leaves the glamour model aching her heart out at the bell.

Round 2:
Joanna lets it rip from the inside and she beats Jordan for the initial contact which lifts the enhanced rack against the slumped chin. The German brunette tries to spin out of trouble but eats a quick hooking flick on the chin before Krupa settles down to punish her jugs again. One-sided beating on display thumps Carver onto the ropes and she can't even clinch the blonde who piles on more leather from both flanks and sends the outclassed German CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES when the punishment proves too much in the end. Woof! Jordan stares down at the canvas but makes a genuine effort to beat the count which she does at eight. However Joanna doesn't let her off the hook here and charges with more ruthless punches that crash into the K-sized cleavage and roll Jordan into a dejected punchbag for lack of a better word. The beatdown continues until Jordan SLIDES ON HER BACKSIDE and this time she slumps on her side with eyes closed during the count which is promptly waved off as a result! Brutal KO2 Joanna Krupa!!!

AFTER: There was nothing the German glamour model could have done about that one and she's barely regained her whereabouts when she finds herself straddled underneath Joanna's breasts who didn't even wait until the official verdict to smother the unfortunate loser out! Guess Krupa really wants to kick off her birthday weekend party early and once she leaves Jordan unconcious on the canvas the bikini top comes off as battle trophy as well.

Eagles coach Gina Wild admits she doesn't have the size to compete against Joanna but doesn't seem overly upset over the final outcome either: "We were the damn underdogs and well, Jordan didn't lose in the opening round! She can totally dominate some Page Three bimbos but Joanna - as tawdry as she is - offers a bigger upside as of today. We'll manage our schedule better next time. At least we got paid well enough to ease our pain!" (winks).

Official Result: Joanna Krupa def. Jordan Carver KO2.