Taylor Swift vs Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner: 24 years old, 5’6”, 17-10 since 2016, Lookout Boxing

Taylor Swift: 31 years old, 5’11”, 64-29 since 2009, Fates Boxing

Results: Lookout

Words: Fates

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Before:

Tonight sees another edition of Swift versus Jenner, except the Jenner is different. Kylie and Taylor have never fought before, but fans still are excited to see this treated as a grudge match. Taylor’s issues with Kylie’s sister Kendall have been well documented, and Kylie does not want to play second fiddle to her sister, making this fight have higher stakes than most first time encounters between two fighters. To raise the stakes even more, Lookout and Fates have clashed frequently. Swift lost her best of seven to Lookout’s Kate Upton, but Kylie lost her JMDD title to Emily DiDonato. Tonight, Jenner gets a chance to get back at Fates while Swift has a chance to get back at Lookout.

“I am going to knock that fake celebrity out,” Swift declares to the press. “I’m tired of hearing about Jenner this and Jenner that. Nobody likes them.”

“Taylor may not like hearing this, but nobody likes her.” Kylie fires back. “She’s just envious of how I’m worth more than she is. We all know that my sister beat her, and I am not going to let her get all the attention. I’m taking Taylor down tonight.”



The crowd’s energy is electric as the fight is announced. Swift is the first girl to make her way to the ring, the blonde removing her robe to reveal a black sports bra with matching trunks that ride high to show the singer’s long legs and white gloves. She paces around the ring as Kylie makes her entrance, the Lookout girl wearing a green sports bra and blue trunks with matching gloves. Swift steps up to Jenner and towers nearly five inches over the celebrity. Kylie pushes Taylor back and says, “I’m going to take you down and put you to sleep.”

The ref steps in the way before calling for the bell, and here we go for ten rounds of lightweight action.



Round 1:

Swift charges out of her corner and starts jabbing away at the smaller Jenner, taking advantage of her reach advantage and forcing the younger fighter back early. Kylie plants her feet and parries two strikes from Taylor before landing a punch of her own, a left that catches the blonde in her nose. Kylie follows up with a right into the singer’s body, but the leggy blonde quickly gets out of Kylie’s range and goes back to her jabs. Taylor lands a right to Kylie’s mouth, knocking the TV personality backwards. Swift follows up with big blows to the smaller girl’s body, working her into the ropes as Jenner’s arms are not long enough to hit the singer back! The Lookout corner knows it and screams at Kylie to close the distance, but Taylor knows she has the reach advantage and keeps the younger fighter at a distance to the bell. Swift takes the first round on points, keeping to her gameplan of fighting from a distance.



Round 2:

Swift with a smirk on her face as she starts the second round throwing jabs at Jenner. Kylie keeps herself just out of Taylor’s reach and the singer charges forward, swinging with a right. Kylie ducks the blow and crushes an uppercut into Taylor’s chin and Swift’s famous legs briefly buckle before she regains her balance. Jenner pounces and pounds a right into the blonde’s chest before driving a right into Swift’s mouth, drawing blood! Swift covering up as Jenner unloads on the bigger girl and drives her into the ropes and pounds the blonde’s body. Taylor struggles to clinch but eventually gets the break. Swift gets in a pair of quick jabs after the break, knocking the Lookout fighter backwards. Jenner evades the follow up and goes back to Swift’s body from close range, limiting Taylor’s ability to respond. The bell rings and Kylie thunders back on points, shutting out Taylor.



Round 3:

Jenner takes control to start the third, quickly working inside of Swift’s reach and peppering the older girl’s body with body blows. Kylie hammers two rights into Taylor’s ribs, beating a bruise into the blonde’s body as Taylor struggles to find Kylie in such close proximity. The singer steps back and finds the TV personality from range, putting her reach advantage to use as she gets distance between herself and Kylie. Jenner covering up her face as Swift churns out the blows, knocking the younger girl backwards. Jenner plants her feet and gets close enough to clinch, forcing a break from the ref. Taylor goes for the quick jab on the restart, but Kylie has scope out the move and ducks the blow before plowing leather into the blonde’s torso and Swift lets out a groan! Kylie follows up with two thudding blows to Taylor’s chest before the bell rings, taking the wind out of Taylor’s sails heading out of the third round.



Round 4:

Kylie bounds out of her corner with a determined look in her eyes and evades a right jab from Taylor to start the round. Jenner slips in close and rushes a right across Swift’s chest, drawing a shout out of the singer before hammering the blonde with a left to her jaw. Taylor staggers backwards and on comes Kylie! Jenner works Swift around the ring despite the height and reach disadvantage, working the singer’s body. Taylor plants her feet and shoots out a big right into Kylie’s body and goes for the left follow-up, but Jenner’s not home and the Lookout fighter crushes an uppercut into Taylor’s jaw! Swift’s legs give a shimmy and Jenner slams two more fists into her face and down goes the Fates girl! Kylie is taking it to the taller girl and sneers down at the blonde as she makes her way to the corner. Taylor rolls herself onto her stomach and forces herself up to beat the count at eight. The ref waves Kylie in and the brunette goes to Taylor’s body, but Swift quickly clinches to get a break and sets up from range, her jabs warding off the smaller girl to the bell. The first knockdown of the fight belongs to Kylie as she shows she isn’t just a JMDD fighter, but can put up a strong fight in conventional matches as well.



Round 5:

Swift cautiously leaves her corner as the fight approaches its halfway point while Jenner is the one charges out of her corner, flipping the script from the first round. Taylor jabs to keep the younger fighter away but Kylie slips past the blonde’s blows and hammers her body. Kylie unloads leather into Taylor’s body, knocking the blonde around the ring. Swift protects her head as Jenner finds her body until the singer wraps her arms around the smaller girl to get the break. The ref separates the two girls, but this time Swift has her jab working and she pops Jenner in her mouth early. Kylie drops back, narrowly avoiding another jab from Taylor, and the singer follows the TV personality around the ring, but she’s not landing any blows. Jenner darts back in and hammers a right across Swift’s chest before the bell rings, and she shoves Taylor back. The referee steps in to restrain Swift while Jenner walks away with a smirk on her face as she takes the fifth and is in command of the fight.



Round 6:

Kylie is a woman on a mission as she leaves her corner, determined to put Taylor down this round. Jenner hammers Swift’s chest, knocking the blonde backwards. Kylie swings at Taylor’s head with a haymaker, but Taylor blocks the blow and snaps Kylie’s head backwards with a big straight right. Jenner is stunned and Swift pounces, drilling her foe with a left cross that sends Kylie staggering. Taylor pursues Kylie and the smaller girl is covering up her head as Taylor shocks her back to reality with a barrage of lefts and rights to her body, drawing groans from Jenner. Kylie clinches to force a break, but Taylor blasts a straight through Kylie’s guard after the restart and Jenner is giving up her body wholesale! The ref is paying close attention as Taylor unloads but Kylie stays up and works in body blows when she can. The bell rings and Swift is now the girl with a smirk on her face as she wins the sixth on points.



Round 7:

Taylor picks up where she left off and starts the seventh with her famous jabs, splitting Kylie’s gloves with a right and knocking the younger girl backwards. Jenner plants her feet and hammers Swift’s torso in return. Taylor lets out a brief groan before countering with a left across Kylie’s jaw and Kylie nearly goes down! The Lookout girl is on wobbly legs and on comes Taylor! Swift unloading into Jenner’s body, hammering leather into her midriff as Kylie does her best to clinch, but Taylor’s punches keep on knocking her back. Swift winds up for a big right causing Jenner to pull her guard and the blonde crushes a right into her opponent’s chin before following up with two quick jabs and down goes Kylie! Swift prances to the corner after looking down at Kylie, and Jenner’s barely moving her arms as the referee counts. She picks her head up at seven and wills herself to all fours, but no further. Your winner by KO7, Taylor Swift!



After:

Swift heaves a sigh of relief as she raises her fists, staring down at Jenner as she circles the defeated Lookout fighter. She closes in on Kylie, then plants her foot on the younger fighter’s chest, posing for the crowd. Jenner lets out a whimper as Swift presses down, taunting her.

“Didn’t you say you were going to knock me out and jug me out?” Taylor asks. “You’re nothing compared to me. You’re not worth my time even trying to do post fight with you.”

With that, Taylor takes her foot off of Kylie and mounts the ringposts while Jenner glares at the singer from her back.



“She is not anywhere near me.” Taylor tells the press afterwards. “She should just stay as a JMDD fighter. She isn’t worth the time anywhere else.”

Kylie storms into the press conference minutes later, and screams, “I will get her! She will pay!”

Taylor wins the fight and gets one match closer to her Hall of Fame qualification, but it looks like these two will meet again.