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26 November 2021 Elsa Hosk vs Jennifer Lawrence

Page history last edited by Archer844 1 year, 9 months ago

 

 

Post by DBG on Nov 26, 2021 at 8:50pm

 

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

 

Elsa Hosk:
Age: 32
Height: 175cm (5’9 ½”)
W/L: 5:10 (33.3%)

 

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Jennifer Lawrence
Age: 31
Height: 173cm (5’8”)
W/L: 39:30 (55.71%)

 

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Before: After a brief stay at Emilia's Empresses, and not much success afterwards, Elsa Hosk was more than happy to join Death By Glamour, not because she was in desperate need of a stable, but because she had a personal vendetta again models who beat her; Lily Aldrige, Miranda Kerr, Nina Agdal and most recently Taylor Hill. She never obtained the VS Elite recognition she thought she deserved and it only got worse from there with her last five bouts all resulting in losses. Elsa saw her new stable as an opportunity, an enabler if you will, for vengeance. Speaking of elites, her opponent is Hollywood's long time golden child (or former golden child if we’re to look at recent accomplishments), Jennifer Lawrence, who despite being a year younger than the Swede, has fared far better in the ring, this being her seventy-first fight compared to Elsa’s sixteenth. In addition, Lawrence has held the Unified Welterweight Title for a brief period, making her a rather tough challenge for anyone, especially for a cocky model.

Elsa Hosk is the first to enter the ring in a red sports bra and black leggings paired up with red gloves, showing off a slim, curvaceous figure; she's certainly been putting in hours at the gym. The Hollywood star wears all black, a bra and panties combo with small mitts, also showing off an impressively fit figure.


Round 1: Elsa with a springy movement, pumping jabs all around JLaw's face and landing a few right on the kisser, goes in for an uppercut of the jaw, but Jenn's having none of that, she blocks and counters with a hook to blonde’s cheek aggravating her. Elsa refuses to step down, only ups the tempo managing to land jab after jab, leaving the shorter girl in shambles as she tries her luck again with an uppercut, lands and almost knocks JLaw onto her back. Hosk pouncing, chasing the actress to ropes with a pair of hooks, then working her C cups with more jabs. JLaw sees an opportunity and takes it, slamming her right into blonde’s gut before escaping. Elsa’s quick to reach and chase after, not letting a second pass by without throwing her fists, Lawrence covers up well, slams another right into Elsa’s gut finally getting the model to back off. Predatory circling ensues, Elsa eager to jump back into the fire but containing herself, waiting for JLaw to make the first move. Her wish is granted, the Hollywood star breaks the silence with an ambitious cross, misses and takes another uppercut on the jaw to end of the round. “How do you like that bi#ch!” Elsa exclaims before going to her corner.

Round 2: The fencing contest continues with JLaw getting the upper hand this time as she dances around the blonde’s vicious fists and smashes her gut with a couple of hooks. Elsa instinctively lowers her arms, leaving her face unattended and absorbing punches like a sponge in return. Her troubles continue, she's disoriented, now throwing panic jabs and missing by a mile all the while Jennifer picks her apart with clever combinations. Hosk goes in for a desperate clinch, manages to land a couple of rights to JLaw’s ribs and gets away to catch her breath. Elsa’s eagerness dies down now that she's realised what she’s dealing with. Not willing to press her advantage too hard, Jennifer mirrors, observing rather than engaging but ultimately being the one to break the silence before the pace of the fight grinds to a halt. Elsa’s forced on the defensive when a barrage of jabs comes flying in from all directions, she manages to get a shot or two on JLaw’s tummy and ribs but spends most of the latter half of the round with her chin tucked below her mits, losing out on points.

Round 3: JLaw's assault continues, Elsa soaks up another series of jabs to the face forcing the model into defence early. She just can’t find any opening as fists keep flying towards her and before she realises, her back hits the ropes making her slim chances of escape practically zero. Down the stretch, a pair of uppercuts land on blonde’s belly nearly making her spit out her mouth peace as she drops to all fours. She’s back on her shaky legs at the count of six, still dazed from the knockdown, but that doesn’t stop Lawrence from coming, she pushes Elsa back to ropes with her left shoulder while sneaking punches into the model’s gut with her right arm, avoiding the little resistance by stepping back, then going back in to finish the job, skimming Elsa for points throughout round three.

During the break: Elsa is told to get her sh*t together, her cockyness is costing her the fight and her trainer Penelope Cruz isn’t happy. A few more rounds of this and they might throw in the towel. On the other hand, Jennifer has a look of pure determination on her face, thinking she’s got Elsa in her pocket.

Round 4: JLaw continues lashing Elsa's red midsection, but the blonde fights back resulting in a back and forth brawl. Despite being behind on points she shows more resolve than before, bursting with all of her energy and managing to fend off the actress while increasing her punch count. This is the action we came here to see, two fighters going at it with all of their might, the best defence is a good offence indeed. JLaw continues pounding her gut, Elsa smashing her jaw with hooks, simple left-right dips knocking her head around, action momentarily disrupted by the ref before things get too out of control, giving the fighters enough time to lick their wounds. Elsa bothered by her red belly, JLaw wiping the blood from her lip, it’s on now. Neither fighter able to accomplish more by the time the bell rings but looking forward to the next round.

Round 5: Ladies come out with gloves high and chins tucked, ready for battle. Hosk steadily punching JLaw from the bell but taking a lot of shots in return as both fighters throw defence out of the windows. Lawrence jabbing back from the ropes, finds model's chin with a hook leaving her shellshocked. She does a complete 180 on the Swede as her back hits the ropes and she finds herself in an unfavourable position with the actress banging away. Elsa refuses to back down and play defensively, much to Jennifer’s pleasure. She’s able to find more openings, busting up the blonde upstairs and down, resulting in a repeat of round three. JLaw, however, denied a knockdown but wins the round wide, now three points ahead.

Round 6: Elsa starts to look demoralized, she’s in much worse shape than her opponent, and with no working tactic in mind she yet again finds herself forced to ropes where JLaw shreds her midsection. Every now and again she would manage to land a jab to the actresses chin disrupting her for a couple of seconds but not enough to warrant an escape. Lawrence working the Swede over, still denied a knockdown as she starts to get frustrated. Groggy and shaky legged Hosk goes in for a clinch as a last resort, practically pushing herself off the ropes and sidestepping, she’s two for two on clinching, this might be her hidden talent. Wanting to knock her out ASAP, JLaw swings a wildly ambitious haymaker at the blonde who ducks and responds with a banging uppercut of the jaw. JLaw takes a step back, Hosk follows with another uppercut, knocking the smaller girl on her back. She’s hasty and up at four but a few seconds remaining in the round, nothing she can do about it now as Hosk’s steals the round late.

Round 7: That knockdown has sparked a fire in Elsa’s eyes, she’s motivated but cautious of the actresses brutal fists. Lawrence is furious, traversing the ring like a charging bull but proving foolish as she walks into a hook, followed by a simple one-two, Elsa fighting the urge to stay in the action longer but not wanting to be overambitious. Lawrence again, swinging like a woman posses, missing and taking unnecessary hits in return. Hosk, cautious, knowing that one slip up can cost her the fight at this point, relying on her opponent’s haste and punishing her. Elsa finally puts it all together, waits for the opponent to make a move, looks for openings and bangs away, nothing to fancy, simple digs at actresses tummy and tits as she grows more frustrated. A series of missed jabs leaves an opening as Hosk lands ANOTHER UPPERCUT of the jaw making Lawrence stumble and drop for a second time. She’s dazed, looking up at the lights not noticing the count has already reached ten.

After: After dominating most of the fight Jennifer Lawrence has lost in a shocking turnaround. Chimera in disarray after the fight, how in the world could this have happened? Hosk limping to her corner, being worked on by the medical team as Cruz applauds her. “See what happens when you listen?”. Despite showing a seemingly hateful attitude towards one another, Elsa walks over to JLaw’s corner with a hand on her bruised midsection as fighters exchange in a show of good sportsmanship. 

 

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