Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 27, 2021 at 12:59am

Taylor Swift versus Alexandra Daddario

THE OFFICIAL FCBAAWESOME AUTUMN 2021 PPV

Alexandra Daddario: 35 years old, 5’8”, 19-18-1 since 2014, Foxfire Boxing

Taylor Swift: 31 years old, 5’11”, 65-29 since 2009, Fates Boxing

Results: Lookout

Words: Fates

Before:

For the first time in their FCBA careers, Taylor Swift and Alexandra Daddario meet in the ring. The two girls will add another chapter to the blonde-brunette rivalry. While Daddario may not have had the same successes as Swift, she has the opportunity to soften the singer up for when Daddario’s stablemate Mary Elizabeth Winstead challenges her in the decisive fight for Swift’s Mistress of the Body Saddle title.


“I’m going to make Mary’s job easy,” Alexandra declares, “I’m going to beat this blonde singer and make sure she is not ready to take on Mary.”

Taylor laughs, “I’m going to beat you so quickly and then make you suffer so Mary does not even bother asking for the third fight. Besides, what have you done? You have not beaten anyone relevant in three years.”

“I will tonight,” the brunette vows, and storms out of the press conference.


Swift is the first fighter out to the ring, the singer removing her robe to reveal a black sports bra and matching trunks with white gloves. Taylor all business as she steps into the ring and keeps her eyes focused on the ramp. Daddario steps out and wears a pink bikini set with matching gloves and keeps her eyes focused on Swift. The two go face to face in the ring and don’t bother touching gloves. The ref calls for the bell and here comes ten rounds of lightweight action.

Round 1:

The two girls cautiously exit their corners as they start by circling, neither girl familiar with her foe. Taylor jabs at Alexandra and works the brunette backwards with her extra reach, the singer staying out of the actress’s range. Daddario feels the ropes at her back and bounces back into the singer, taking a right to her ribs as she drives leather into Swift’s torso. Taylor comes back with a hammer blow to Alexandra’s head and the brunette girl clinches. The referee separates the two and they go back to circling, but Daddario is ready for Swift’s jabs this time. The brunette ducks a right and hits the blonde with a left, drawing a wince out of the younger fighter. Swift changes tactics and plays Daddario’s short range game, hitting the actress’s body and catching her by surprise. The bell rings and the first round goes to Taylor on points, wide.


Round 2:

Swift charges out of her corner and goes right to her jab, but Daddario is ready and connects with a right hook to the blonde’s jaw. Alexandra follows up with a left to Taylor’s face before the singer puts her guard up. The brunette actress shifts her focus to the blonde’s body and works her into the ropes, teeing off on the taller girl. Alexandra buries a left into Taylor’s midriff, drawing a groan out of the singer as she wraps up the shorter girl. The referee separates the two and Alexandra keeps her distance, timing her strikes in between Taylor’s jabs. The actress finds the singer’s ribs and chin, forcing Taylor to take two blows for every strike she lands. The bell rings and Daddario comes back to even the fight up on points.


Round 3:

Daddario finds her stride as she works in close range to Swift, robbing the blonde of her reach advantage and working her body early. Alexandra finds rights and lefts into Taylor’s ribs, drawing groans from the blonde as she protects her head before clinching. The ref gives the break and Taylor starts circling, keeping her distance from Alexandra and using her jab to keep the actress at bay. Daddario darts forward only to take a left, and she retreats as Swift steps up. Taylor now going for Alexandra’s head as the actress puts up her guard, and Taylor chases the shorter girl around the ring. Daddario plants her feet and buries leather into Swift’s body as the blonde hits a blow off of her guard. Alexandra connects with a left to Taylor’s mouth and the bell rings before she can follow up.

Round 4:

Taylor hears it from her corner and comes out swinging in the fourth, using her reach advantage to knock Alexandra backwards. Daddario plants her feet and tries to trade back, but Swift’s reach is just too much and the brunette gets knocked into the ropes. Taylor fires lefts and rights into Alexandra’s body, but she gets close enough for the actress to clinch and force a break. The action resumes and the actress keeps her distance, landing a pair of counters when the singer charges forward. Swift resets before charging back in, tagging Daddario’s ribs and working the shorter girl’s body. Alexandra protecting her head as Taylor goes for her body on the first few strikes before shifting her focus to the brunette’s guard. Daddario bides her time before burying leather into Swift’s face and pounding a left into her solar plexus. Swift gasps as she clinches Daddario while time expires and struggles to get back to her corner. Taylor wins the round but Alexandra may have done the damage she needed to.

Round 5:

Daddario charges out of her corner as Swift grimaces out of hers, and the brunette goes right back to the blonde’s body before drilling the singer in her jaw early. Taylor’s legs give a shimmy as she staggers backwards and on comes Alexandra! Daddario pounds Swift into the ropes and the ref is watching carefully as the actress wears down the singer’s guard. Taylor goes for a desperation clinch but Alexandra dodges and hammers an uppercut into Taylor’s chin and down goes Swift face-first! Daddario gets the first knockdown of the fight and Swift is on her stomach as she moves her arms and legs around. The ref is at five by the time Swift is on all fours, and she gets up at the count of eight to beat the count. The ref gives her the mandatory and waves Daddario back in. Alexandra goes right back to Taylor’s body, hitting three blows into the blonde’s body, but takes two quick rights as she leaves herself open. Swift reestablishes her jab and keeps Daddario at a distance to the bell.

Round 6:

Alexandra starts the back half of the fight determined to score the upset victory against Taylor, charging in and going back to the blonde’s body. Taylor returns Alexandra’s blows from short range, catching the actress in her jaw with a right that sends the older fighter backwards. Daddario plants her feet and hits Swift with a left to her chest as the blonde closes distance. Taylor retreats and the two girls start to circle each other. Daddario feints left and sticks Swift with a pair of rights to her ribs before retreating. Taylor’s counterpunch barely misses the actress the two continue to circle. Alexandra feints again but Taylor reads her like a book and pops a right into the actress’s mouth before powering a left into Alexandra’s solar plexus. The brunette nearly bends double as she wraps up the singer as time expires in the round. Daddario wincing back to her corner as Swift comes back after getting knocked down to take the sixth on points.

Round 7:

Taylor now the girl determined to end the fight as she leaves her corner, dancing around Alexandra and pounding leather into the shorter girl’s body. Daddario holding her own and she trades back with a left into Swift’s flank. Alexandra follows up with a haymaker right – but Taylor ducks her head out of the way and connects with an uppercut that nearly drops the actress! Alexandra retreating on unsteady legs as on comes Taylor. Swift working around Daddario’s guard and plunges another right into her midriff and bends Daddario over! Alexandra lets out a groan as Taylor finds her body and the blonde snaps the brunette back upright with another uppercut! Daddario with a stunned expression on her face and Swift lands another two straights to send the actress to the canvas! Daddario in a heap as Swift prances to the corner. Daddario gets to all fours, but the actress makes it no further and your winner by KO7, Taylor Swift!

After:

Taylor all business as she promptly goes over to Alexandra and straddles the Foxfire girl. Daddario groans as Swift tightens her legs.

“Give a message to Mary for me,” Taylor tells Alexandra, “Next month, when I defend my Mistress of the Body Saddle title, I will show her no mercy. She dared challenge me. She will suffer the consequences.”

With that, Taylor yanks Alexandra’s hair and the brunette lurches forward uneasily. Daddario makes one circuit around the ring before collapsing back to the canvas and Swift triumphantly places her right foot on Daddario’s back as she raises her arms to the roars of the crowd.

“Let Alexandra be a message to Mary and all other girls who challenge me to the body saddle title,” Taylor bellows, “I will win because I am better.”