CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK HOLIDAY SPECIAL

CH TAYLOR SWIFT VS MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD BODY SADDLE 3

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Best of 3 Mistress of the Body Saddle Title Series. Bout #3.

Taylor (Defending Champion): 32 YO (as of 12/13/21), 5’11 (1.80 m), 66-29-0. 66 KO since 2019, Fates Boxing 1 Win

Mary (Challenger): 37 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 67-42-0, 61 KO since 2007, Foxfire Boxing. 1 Win.

Before: Plenty of grudge around as this battle for the Mistress of the Body Saddle Title reaches its third and deciding bout. Mary Winstead took the first fight. Taylor Swift the second. In the November PPV Taylor Swift had defeated MEW’s Foxfire stablemate Alexandra Daddario and forced her to give her a bare back ride until she collapsed.

“I was sending a message to Winstead: she’s going to finish his fight strapped into my Body Saddle (which I plan to decorate for Christmas) and ride her into the canvas!” Taylor says with a vengeful tone at the prefight presser. “I consider defeating and humiliating Mary Elizabeth Winstead my Number #1 FCBA Priority!”

“More big, empty talk from Swifty!” scoffs Mary. “And she stole the idea for the Christmas decorated Body Saddle from me! Typical of her! I beat her once and made her gallop around the ring under me. That was a pleasure I’m going to enjoy even more because she is such an arrogant and insufferable bytch! I warned you before: Judgment Day is Coming and it’s coming for you Taylor Swift!”

Taylor responds: “Bring on it Mary Elizabeth Winstead! You’re the one they’ll have to carry from the ring!”

The two fighters stand there in their robes seething at each other, but FCBA Security (for once) is at hand and several beefy gentlemen step between the two. Mary and Taylor exchange final glares and exit the stage, heading for the ring.

Mary is in the ring in a dazzling red one piece swimsuit with white faux fur trim. Her boots and gloves are Christmas red with white lacings. Taylor, not to be outdone, is in a green one piece trimmed in red with green gloves and boots (red laces). Mary’s bobbed hair is loose. Taylor has her hair in a long braid interwoven with red and green ribbon. Taylor her best to loom over Mary to emphasize her 3 inch height advantage, but Mary just puts her gloved hands on her hips and remains defiant. Both fighters brought their Body Saddles into the ring when they first entered. Mary’s carried by stablemate Bailee Madison (dressed as a Christmas elf). Taylor’s by a Fates Boxing attendant. Both saddle decorated with bells, red and green ribbons and even batterpowered miniature blinking Christmas lights. However only one saddle will actually be used tonight depending on the winner of the bout. The attendants and the Saddles depart the ring just before the ring instructions.)

The ring instructions are covered despite the tension between Taylor and Mary . There is a sharp, sullen glove “tap” and the fighters head for their corners. The tension is thick as the seconds tick by and then comes the release as THE BELL RINGS! IT’S ON!

R1: Mary attacking rapidly with rights and lefts slamming into Taylor’s jaw. Then MEW drove hooks into Taylor’s lanky torso doubling the blonde at the waist. Taylor struggling to get her jab going, gets worked over solidly head and body for the first two minutes. Mary baking Taylor around the ring, but Taylor able to put some distance between herself and Mary. Then Taylor finally gets that jab going, smacking Mary hard to the chin and breasts. Mary circling away from this counter fire, but still getting at Taylor to the head as time runs out. Round goes to Mary by a wide margin.

R2: Taylor quick out of her corner this round and starts using that longer reach to smack Mary to the head at a distance, Mary getting stung by these punches, trying to force her way in close and this leads to a sustained battle at middle distance. Mary going at Taylor to the body with most of these, but still sneaking in enough quick strikes to the chin to rattle the blonde. Taylor working Mary to the sides of the head, but going to the jaw whenever she spots an opening. Stays even much of the way, but late in the round it is Taylor moving forward and driving hooks into Mary’s belly and ribs. Mary knocked back on her heels, moves back forward, but gets driven back by more of those tearing body blasts. It’s close round, but Taylor gets the win on the judges’ cards.

R3: Mary not about to let Taylor get away with winning around. She makes sure she is the one out faster for this round and she goes up close with a barrage of bra busting jugg muggers. Taylor not like having her rack under sustained pleasure gives Mary some bra busters of her own. Nice jugg action, but then Mary shifts her fire to strike at Taylor’s chin and jaw. Taylor gives it right back to Mary’s jaw and chin, but then falters with successive MEW uppercuts make her chin bobble and her legs tremble. Taylor pulls back in reasonably good order, using the jab to slow Mary’s follow up and Mary can’t seem to land with power in the time remaining. However Winnie does get the nod on the judges’ cards after another close round.

R4: Both fighters out promptly at the bell and head for mid-ring. Taylor again using that long reach to strike at Mary early. Mary again trying to force her way in close, but this time Taylor able to smash Mary’s jaw with rights and lefts. Mary; head whipped one way and then the other. MEW’s legs starting to go all wonky as she lurches back. Taylor surging with hooks to the abs and then back up to smite Mary’s chin. Mary covering up as she retreats, doubled up as Taylor rams home the bely hooks. Mary stumbling back against the ropes, takes a seat on the strands and huddles there as Taylor swabs her torso with sheets of leather. Mary hanging in there to the bell and leaves the ropes with a defiant glare at a panting, seething Taylor. Referee has to get between them to cool things down. Mary stomps off to her corner, but Taylor won this round wide.

R5: Mary comes out punching as the new round begins. Mary bobbing and weaving as she hammers at Taylor to the head and body. Taylor looking flustered as the leather crashes in and she seems a step behind in countering these. Taylor finally just tries to back away to regroup, but Mary is hanging close and now brings hard punches crashing into Taylor’s chin. Taylor’s long legs suddenly become a tangle AND DOWN GOES TATLOR! Mary scampers to the neutral corner with a satisfied smile on her face. Taylor struggling to rise as the referee counts and does managed to beat the count at “EIGHT!” Referee signals Mary back in, but Taylor’s taking no chances after that trip to the canvas. She covers up and gives Mary nothing to work with for the remainder of the round. However MEW does have that knockdown and wins the round wide.

R6: Mary getting in close against Taylor as the new round commences. Taylor protecting her head, so Mary going to the body with heavy hooks and uppercuts. Taylor responding with body punching of her own. Breasts, ribs and stomachs under heavy pressure and Mary starts losing ground! However Mary digs down and gets enough into her body busters to force Taylor back. Taylor resisting even as she give ground. Bell sounds a tight round that the judges decide goes to Mary Winstead.

R7: Two fighters head back to the center of the ring and resume the toe to toe punching battle. Only this time Taylor using overhand rights and lefts to get at Mary to the head. Mary trying to stay focused on breaking down Taylor’s lanky torso, but those head shots start adding up and finally she has to pull back. Taylor adds a swat to the jaw late that staggers MEW though the bell sounds right after. Mary looking rubbery legged getting back to her corner. Another close round, but this time the judges give it to Taylor.

R8: Mary trying to respond to those head shots she took in the last round and tried to ignore. She goes at Taylor trying to get at the Defending Champion jaw and chin. Taylor moving her upper body smoothly to cause Mary’s head shots to miss or not hit directly. At the same time Taylor using that longer reach to punish Mary to chin every time she tries to come in. Mary stubbornly determined to get her leather into Taylor’s head, but she is taking an alarming amount of counters in the process. Mary is still at it late in the round, but then the accumulated chin and jaw punching catches up with her as these punches continue to slam home. Mary suddenly freezes and Taylor unleashes a big right uppercut from down around her ankles, The blow shoots up connectes against Mary’s chin AND MARY IS FLUNG TO THE CANVAS! Mary lands on her back, arms at her side and eyelids fluttering. Taylor looks down, grins and then hastens to the neutral corner. Referee moving in and starts counting. Mary stirs and tries to sit up, She manages to push herself up into a sitting position, but when she tries to go further her body shudders and she falls back into a sitting position. She is trying it again, but the referee is crying out:

“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YOU’RE OUT!”

THE WINNER AND STILL “MISTRESS OF THE BODY SADDLE: TAYLOR SWIFT DEFEATS MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD KO8! AND WINS THE SERIES 2 WINS TO 1!

After: The crowd now looks to the post-fight portion of the show. Once Mary has been revived, she finds a smirking Taylor standing there with her attendant who is carrying the Christmas decorated body saddle.

“Stop gloating and get on with it,” Mary says with resigned sigh. “I am ready.”

“The gloating is one of my favorite parts,” purred Taylor, who then produced a set on reindeer antlers and placed them on Mary’s head. “Now bend over for Saddle Up Time.”

Mary bent over and Taylor then strapped the Body Saddle onto her back. She finished and stepped back to admire the red and green decorations with ribbons, strips of ingle bells and miniature blinking Christmas lights. Then she added a final touch: a glowing red (battery powered no doubt) Rudolf red nose. She had her attendant take cell phone photos, then she mounted the unhappy Mary and posed for still more.

“All right,” Taylor finally declared, “it’s UP UP AND AWAY!” She drove her heels into Mary’s ribs and Mary took off at a nice jog.

By now Taylor was an accomplished Body Saddle jockey and she had no trouble staying on as she urged Mary to go faster and faster. Mary made three circuits before she started panting hard. Taylor dug in her heels.

“Come on Winnie, you made five circuits last time, don’t tell me you’re getting old or something,” Taylor said,

Mary gritted her teeth and made the fourth circuit, but she her legs were shaking. Taylor kept digging in her heels: “I knew you couldn’t do it! You are old and tired and ready for the glue factory!” Mary suddenly lunged forward at a run. The sudden burst caught Taylor off balance and she struggled to keep her grip on Mary’s hair. Mary completed the fifth circuit and galloped into a sixth. Taylor was now clinging to Mary’s back no longer looking like the poised rider. Mary finished the circuit and suddenly toppled over sideways. Taylor shrieked and tried to leap asidem, but as trapped as Mary came down on top of her!

“Get her off me!” Taylor shrieked as Mary was clearly utterly exhausted and unable to move.

Bailee Madison dashed into the ring and helped unstrap the saddle as Taylor’s attendant pulled Taylor out from under Mary. Taylor was plainly suffering fresh bruises and strains, but she had been humiliated and tried to kick Mary.

“Hey, you’ve done enough!” Bailee cried as she helped Mary to her feet.

“That’s what you think!” Taylor growled, but at point Foxfire’s Lightweight Trainer Rachel Nichols appeared in company with Alexandra Daddario and Sophie Turner.

“You’ve had your fun, Taylor, Mary is leaving,” Rachel said.

Taylor looked annoyed, but then shrugged: “Yes, I have and I have proved my point—I am the true Mistress of the Body Saddle.” She turned to the attendant. “Now pick up my saddle and let’s get out of here.”

“You haven’t seen the last of me, Swifty,” Mary suddenly spoke up.

“Ha!” retorted Taylor. “And stop calling in ‘Swifty’.”

“Sure thing—Swifty,” Mary said,

Taylor scowled at this but the Foxfire group plainly had her outnumbered. She gave them a final dirty look and exited with her Body Saddle totting attendant trailing behind.

Taylor Swift had certainly made her point about her domination of Body Saddle Boxing, but fans could not help but wonder: how long would that domination last? Mary Winstead had tried and failed, but was there someone out there who could take down the Champio? Fans were even now debating that very question….