Kate Upton vs Chloe Khan (JMDD Title)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Ginny & Vassago

Tale of the Tape
Kate Upton: 29yo, 5'10", Welterweight (30H); JMDD record: 35 (or more) fights; 27+ wins
Chloe Khan: 30yo, 5'8", Lightweight (30I); JMDD record: 3-0

Before: Kate Upton has, in just ten years, made herself a legend in "big tit boxing" circles; her enormous fame spreading like her unrestrained bosom...far and wide. According to available records, there's no one Kate has fought (more than once under JMDD rules) whom she hasn't beaten. Tonight, "Queen Kate" is an overwhelming favorite on every on-line bookmaking site - doubtlessly because she's taller, heavier and far more experienced than the English woman (who is almost exactly one year older than Upton.)

Chloe Khan has (reportedly) worked as a sex industry worker and webcam model whose hard work made her a millionaire and the owner of a very lucrative webcam business. During that same time she underwent several breast augmentations until she now sports a 32HH. Chloe appared on a cover of Playboy in 2015 and did a stint of modeling for Slovakia Playboy where she was a Playmate of the Month. Chloe is a multi-millionaire celebrity and media personality still working as a nude model. She lives in Dubai with a husband and daughter, running a real estate and yacht charter business. She's well-known in the UAE where she appears in the ring pursuing her latest career - a celebrity boxer.

Khan came late to the JMDD game but one thing she has going for her is that she was tutored by some of the BBU's biggest and best "busty boxers" before making her debut against Nabilla Benattia in July 2017 - a fight Chloe won. She credits Tamara Ecclestone (who holds back-to-back JMDD wins over Upton in July-August of 2020!) with teaching her the fight-winning moves and tips on developing fight strategy that can be successful against the "all natural" assets of Upton!

Chloe is undefeated in all three of her JMDD fights, but she's had little success in conventional fights, having lost all three. That may be why she agreed to take this fight against Upton - only after insisting that it be under JMDD rules. Her camp shrewdly specified - "and anywhere but on a beach!"

Upton accepted with a cocky, careless shrug, telling Khan's people, "I don't care; I'll beat that little tramp wherever we fight." So...here they are awaiting the referee's instructions standing in the middle of the ring on a plastic tarp made slick by several inches of Johnson's Baby Oil that is just now being poured onto it. Judging from the Upton team's reaction, this was something someone had either forgotten to tell them, or had deliberately withheld. Whatever, the referee's threats to forfeit the bout and withhold Kate's rather large purse eventually forced their (unwilling) acquiescence.

Both women fighting barefoot on the baby oil covered plastic and are attired in thong bikini bottoms. Khan is wearing a strapless bandeau top while Upton is in a sheer "wet t-shirt contest" top tied tight below her bulging breasts. Both women testing the footing as the referee reminds them the rules "encourage hitting above the belt" with the opponents bosom the preferred target.
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During Rd 1: Bell. Upton edging forward cautiously, not trusting her footing on the slick surface. Khan, prepared for it, shows no hesitation, charging straight into Upton to throw a combination at Kate's chest. Upton's mammaries bounce like cheap speedbags as she recoils, her hands up palms out, her face flushed with embarrassment having her assets so roughly abused before she'd even thrown a punch!
Chloe bats Kate's left glove aside and drives a straight into the soft pillow of Upton's left breast. Kate can't keep a soft whimper from escaping her pouting lips at the explosion of pain as Khan's glove plows deep into the yielding flesh. As Kate's mammary bulges around Khan's clenched fist, Chloe gives her glove a cruel twist, pressing forward to push the bigger blonde back on her heels. As Upton instinctively reaches to clinch, Khan slams a left hook in under Kate's right elbow, then steps back. Upton's groping hands slip from Khan's shoulders and Chloe's lips twist in a mean girl sneer at the sound of Upton's grunt. Just 30 seconds into the fight any thought Upton had of an easy night had been dispelled.
As Chloe Khan slides to her right, her feet send a spray of oil onto the women sitting ringside who respond with squeals, several scramble out of their seats, but too late to avoid their clothes being splattered. The fighters ignore them as they exchange right hands, Upton's landing high on the left side of Chloe's head and Khan's glances harmlessly off Kate's left cheek. They both smile as they continue to circle slowly in the trecherous footing.
Upton pumps her jab, her longer reach giving her an advantage at long range. Khan, unhurt, frustrated at her inability to close with the big blonde to repeat her earlier attack. Upton tring to bounce on the balls of her feet to get some rhythm going, slips and almost falls on her butt and Chloe takes advantage as Kate's arms windmill trying to regain her balance!
BAP! SPLAT! SPLOOG! Khan lands a left hook to send Kate back onto the ropes. Kate snags the top rope with her right elbow to stay up on her feet, but it gives Chloe the opening she needs to chop a couple of wet rights to the bulges in the front of Upton's wet tee-shirt. This time Kate pushes off the ropes to wrap Chloe in a bearhug and they slip and slide chest-to-chest thumping away at each other's flanks until the referee manages to tip-toe over and break them.
On the break, Khan's left uppercut spears the underside of Kate's big right breast and Kate lets out an angry yell as she throws a wild right of her own. The punch lands on Khan's left ear and she goes reeling off to her right. Kate skates after her, landing another big right that sweeps Khan off her feet and sends her sliding halfway across the ring on her derriere! The referee steps in to send Kate to the corner before turning to start the count. By the time he turns around, Chloe is already back on her feet, glowering with anger. She knows that the knockdown has undone all the good she'd accomplished so far in the round.
Upton tries to close with Khan in the closing minue, but Chloe is too nimble, despite the oily ring, for the uber-cautious Upton to corner her - clearly worried about footing. Although Kate lands several jabs and a couple of right hands, nothing she does hurts the smaller woman the rest of the way. At the bell, Kate goes back to her corner unhappy despite the judges giving her the round - thanks to the knockdown - wide.
Between rounds Khan's corner complains to the referee the "knockdown" shouldn't have counted since "it was clearly a slip." The ref laughed off their comments since it was Khan's camp that insisted on the oily surface in prefight negotiations.

Rd 2: Chloe settles better on the unorthodox surface and keeps giving Kate a lot of problems. The target of her attacks is clear while the champion has to accept the slugging punishment. She actually becomes lucky as Khan fails to connect with a proper haymaker due to the bouncy ring and only grazes the blonde's mounds. However those hits still give Upton the business and leave her glued on her heels when she still has room to respond. Chloe absorbs the initial impact and hammers superior punches into the breadbasket before shutting down the SI legend in the corner... more oil gets spilled outside of the ring but who cares? The West Yorkshire blast is finally on! Chloe gets vocal as she tries to render Kate topless and thumps her from both flanks until the champion scowls in anger. Wobble me left and she eats a hook on the jaw that adds to the trouble. Khan seething overall at the bell, has a hard time getting separated and she wants more!!! Kate stares down the oily ring and looks unusually rattled here!

Rd 3: There's just no stopping Chloe who must have dominated the foxy boxing action during her multiple trips to Dubai or what? She hammers more leather into Kate's rack and leaves her tripping over her own feet. Has 'The Queen' finally run out of steam after all those big money fights? All Khan here on her frickin' FCBA debut! She pummels the reeling champ onto the corner and digs her left forearm across the tits before drilling the blonde's midriff with the other hand. Just like that, huh? Upton tries to clinch but only descends into more spasms and gets thoroughly outworked with minimal response on the way. She clips the brunette's rack maybe a couple of times before another uppercut slams her on the jaw as she almost slips on the oil alltogether. Need one more? There ya go! Big shot on the solar plexus finally breaks Kate's resilience and SENDS HER DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE as Chloe almost slips on the oil herself. But it's a huge knockdown for the challenger who smells the biggest upset of the year already! What a way to open 2022 JMDD season! Kate barely avoids the humiliation and earns herself a slow eight count before another body punching assault from the Brit clobbers her into a standstill. Chloe gets carried away so much she has trouble not slipping but she secures a shutout here in the third and leaves Upton visibly vulnerable at the bell!

Rd 4: More oil gets spilled onto the front seats as Chloe chases down a famous knockout! She has Kate bouncing away from the initial impact before going down the slugging route where she matches the challenger blow for blow! The GOAT status will not be tarnished by some glamour model rookie from Leeds after all! Kate comes back with a vengence when she nails the brunette between the cups and hurts her with a solar plexus combo before driving her right arm straight into those plastic boobs again! Ugh! Chloe almost slips on the oil but refuses to back off during a bad moment... Kate rails her up via more fancy uppercuts and shoves those bumpers into the brunette's chin before another scything hook on the jaw makes the challenger scowl in pain. Chloe wants... scratch that.... Kate BOOMS another uppercut double and lays down the jug muggin' law when she pierces the solar plexus again SENDING THE PROUD BRIT FACE DOWN IN THE OIL!!! What drama!!! Kate slides back to her corner while Chloe tries to shake off the daze... she spits out some oil from her mouth and keeps slipping down while trying to get up! Uh-oh!!! Can she recover??? She cries out when one of her breasts almost escapes her bikini top but remains down on all fours when the referee shouts "TEN!!!" into her face!!! What a let off for Kate 'The Great' Upton who retains the JMDD Championship in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Kate admits she got somewhat lucky but you can never count these rookies out after all: "Chloe got some good wins over in the UK or Dubai and the oily stuff favored her too. I need more old school training! (laughs). Nonetherless I got the job done! Once I'm done with Courtney Tailor I'm open to testing more of these BBU wannabees! They got them juiced pretty well over there! Alright, sunshine! Time to kiss your wardrobe goodbye!"

Kate gets her gloves removed before Chloe can slide away to safety and her bandeau top is an easy target. Off it comes!!!

"Just no more oil down my throat, bytch!"

"O rly?"

Kate DUNKS Chloe's head into the oil and keeps hairpulling her whenever the British model tries to escape. The Michigan native then bodyscissors the struggling foe and forces more painful yelps followed by a frantic tap out:

"Bytch, you're breaking my ribs!!!"

Kate laughs out one more time before easily sliding to straddle the brunette between her thighs as she applies the school-girl pin that is swiftly followed by a classic breast smother. Chloe is able to avoid the humiliation for a while due to the oily surface but Upton remains the stronger woman in the end and secures the ten-count pin to smother the brave and unfortunate debutante much to the crowd's delight!

While Kate can focus on Courtney Tailor next, there's every chance Chloe Khan will get another JMDD shot on this side of the Atlantic soon!

Official Result: Ch Kate Upton def. Chloe Khan KO4.