Boxing on the Beach from St. Tropez
Sylvie Meis vs Roxanne Pallett
(Foxfire Atlantic Boxing vs Kear's Kats)
(22-18, 20 KO vs 13-20, 13 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The French resort of Saint Tropez is one of Sylvie Meis' favorite holiday destinations so it's no surprise the Dutch lingerie model decided to kick off her beach boxing schedule around these areas. Some BBU pundits question whether she remains focused enough on the job even though se faces fellow veteran Roxanne Pallett who's enjoyed her share of rough results over the year. But Roxanne has been called out by Mimi Keene not to long ago and she's determined to prove the naysayers wrong: "Who the hell thinks lingerie models are better suited for beach boxing? That's rubbish. Then we have these Netflix wannabees who think they are actresses. Man, I got some work to do this summer! First Sylvie and then Mimi! Watch out cause I'm gonna f### both of them up!"

Sylvie Meis wears a green bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Roxanne Pallett wears a blue bikini set & white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Blonde feels more at home in beach boxing rules and she blitzes the brunette with some quick jabbing before a high shot on the ear wobbles Roxanne to the side and allows the model to hammer a series in the jugs simply to let the controversial actress know who's in charge here. Sylvie lands several body shots amid a wild frenzy in the center of the ring and Roxy has to yield real estate as the blonde pounds her onto the ropes where she lays into her with additional wrath. Huh! Pallett never expected the Dutch cougar to slug away in such furious fashion and she pays a lofty price for mismanaging the approach. Meis blows into her face once she switches her targets and knocks the head back & forth until Roxy slumps into loud spasms seeking a stalemate escape before things go over the edge. Some loud cheers for Sylvie after the bell and she blows kisses to the crowd already!

Round 2:
Another mighty start from the blonde model who rips several clean shots into the brunette's midriff before a well-timed uppercut catches the Brit flush on the jaw. Ugh! Roxanne stumbles to the side with a whimper and has to dance away from the blonde's furious attacks but she ends up hugging the ropes in no time and Meis SMOKES her with a right hook on the jaw that DROPS PALLETT ONTO HER KNEES still inside the opening minute! Huh! Mimi Keene must be laughing her cute butt off right now and the Kats' coach Gail Kim realizes how bad this beach boxing venture looks for the Cumbrian veteran. Roxu is by no means done here but she has to dust herself off and looks downright spooked even when she beats the count at seven. Sylvie cranks up the jabbing volume and hopes to knock her out but she lacks the coup de grace precision as she mauls Pallett over into an earmuff cover thereafter. Roxy has to seek another clinching escape and she still folds into loud spasms come the final minute with Meis all over her midriff again.

Round 3:
Gail Kim in panic mode over in the Kats corner while Sylvie wants more... and she bounces into another jabbing rally that forces the embattled brunette into a proper slugging response. Both women dish out the close range haze while kicking up a lot of sand in the process before Roxanne somehow smacks the blonde into a shrieking pause when she finds a nifty double on each temple followed by a hard right on the chest. Meis refuses to back off but shoots over the Brit's head and has to soak up an uppercut charge that allows Pallett to trigger a comeback of sorts as she pounds the Dutch woman into a sustained retreat come the final minute. Sylvie tries to regain her rhythm but she's only matching the brunette's work rate when she hasn't hurt her in the opening period and some fans think Roxy might have even stolen the round on points despite all the smiles in the Foxfire Atlantic corner.

Round 4:
Roxanne comes to life with another promising punch & step away approach while she throws Sylvie completely off the slugging rhythm in the process. The Dutch cougar wants to stick it to her opponent regardless but eats a vicious shot on the left breast and wobbles forward to meet a hard uppercut combo from the British woman. Woof. Sylvie digs her heels in the sand but still loses her balance and Roxy swings from the hip to land a jaw-crushing hook moments later... AND DOWN GOES MEIS!!! Just like that the beach boxing stalwart gets laid out on the sand to actually raise more noise around the French resort. Roxy is suddenly the babe of the moment as she struts back to her corner while Sylvie takes her time before getting up at seven. She barks something in Dutch but has to fend off a furious rally from the Cumbrian actress moments later as Roxy tries to score a slam dunk finish here. Sylvie gets backed onto the ropes but survives the British onslaught even though Pallett cuts her up below the left eye and lands more punches to the jugs late in the round.

Round 5:
Sylvie seeks redemption but fails to throw Roxanne off the initial zone and has to accept a proper back & forth dispute in the center of the ring. She cracks a left/right combo on each temple but Pallett fires back and lands a solid hook on the nose before she flies into the blonde's mouth with a supreme triple. Ugh! Meis gets stuck on her heels and just can't beat the younger foe for that decisive punch again while Roxanne nails her on the chin and starts to pile more leather on target. She shoves the lingerie model onto the ropes and gets vocal when she rips a right hand on the solar plexus that sends Sylvie into her loudest shrieking display of the fight. Uh-oh! Roxanne sets up the mighty finish and SMOKES the ailing blonde on the nose with a hard right hand which DROPS MEIS ONTO HER KNEES in jack-knife fashion. The blonde's eyes bawl onto the orbit and she collapses face-down at the brunette's feet to rise no more!!! What a finish from the alleged beach boxing underdog!!! KO5 Roxanne Pallett!!!

AFTER: "I fookin' smoked her, aye! The dumb blonde bytch is finished!", Roxy celebrates this success while also kicking some sand over Sylvie's back and it appears the Dutch woman has been knocked out of her senses here much to the crowd's amusement! Roxy twerks her cleavage but then ducks a beer can thrown her way - guess not everyone was cheering for her after all - and taunts Mimi Keene to roll over Samia Ghadie so she can step in and blast her away herself: "I just don't trust ole Samia to do the job. I know I'll have to do it myself but I'm ready to smack the young cat senseless. In the mean time I will work on my tan lines while this blonde tramp - she plants her foot on the fallen Sylvie's back - can eat ####!"

Official Result: Roxanne Pallett def. Sylvie Meis KO5.