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15 December 2003 Christina Aguilera vs Britney Spears

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 5 months ago

MTV SPECIAL

 

 

Pt 1:
Posted by Simguy on 12/15/2003, 12:06 PM.

Before: One of the  most high anticipated bouts in FCBA history finally a go-fight--televised live on MTV from the MGM Grand.

“Ever since I turned pro, Christina’s begged me to fight her, and I’ve always said no,” says Britney. “I’ve always felt I’m too big,  I’m too strong--she’ll get hurt, it’s a bad match up--but you know what? My fans really want this fight--it’s that simple. The people who love me are sick and tired of Chris trashing me in the press--folks are coming up to me and saying ‘When are you going to put Aguilera in her place?’ and I guess the answer is:” right now, She’s made the weight--I don’t know if she can fight at it, but she’s put on a little paunch--she’s done everything she had to, to make this happen, so I guess it’s on.”

Aguilera recording a song to celebrate the fight: “Beatin’ Britney’s Body” complete with steamy video of Ags battered a helpless Spears look-alike in setting that vary from a sauna, to a tropical beach, to an underground fighting pit.

“This crap about Britney being too big for me is bullshit--we sparred at Disney and everyone know I cleaned up on her--I was totally the boss of Britney in those fights. My legs are every it as strong as hers--she’s just a little beefier up top and my speed will take care of that. I’m telling you now, I’m going to mess Britney up and THAT’S the only reason she didn’t want this fight, Spears can’t take a loss to Aguilera, but it’s coming now and there’s nothing she can do about it.”

Aguilera in red/white striped bikini top, red bottoms, red leather chaps over the top, back shoes--Britney is pale blue top, tied at the back, navy low ride dance pants, flared at the bottom, pink shoes, little MTV twist: Shannen Doherty is the guest referee, black  twist-tied sport top, red boy cut trunks--looking like Aguilera’s sister with long black hair and startling blue eyes.

During R1: Chris looking to be the aggressor, flat-footed prowling footwork, dukes up around her chin--she’s pawing the jab, then looking to step-and-hook with authority, Britney leggy, taking a look, left hand low, right at her chest, supple at the waist as she changes up distance, rolls under looping Aguilera punches, midway through--Britney bends to her right, letting an Aguilera right sail over the top--Chrissy’s  feet come together--Brit twists back with a jarring right hand poke to the tip of the chin and AGUILERA GOES DOWN! Christina dropped to her backside by a stubby-quick shot--Spears favours her a smoldering  look of superiority as she struts to the neutral corner.

R2: Christina more cautious, more effective this round--still flat-footed, but jabbing with a little more spite, preventing Britney fro potshot ting that screened right hand. Nibbling back and forth--girls sharpshooting at one another’s bodies right hands and scraping hooks--Britney jumping in and out, Chris turning, staying square to the target. Midway through, Aguilera times Britney’s rush, catches her a hook on the way in and DROPS BRITNEY TO HER BUTT! Spears wide-eyed in shock--good biting blow on her chin puts her down fair and square. Spears takes 8 in good shape, nodding at Shannen as Doherty wipes her gloves and AGUILERA JUMPS IN! Chris never going all the way to the neutral corner, plows into Britney, packing her deep into the ropes, then TEARING at Britney’s vitals vicious lefts and rights, Body blows drift low until Christina’s helping herself to trunks, plunging in, pushing up on Brit to reset, then back at it--Spears shouting in outrage, arms limp across Aguilera’s back--Chris just PUMPING trunk with both hands. Doherty FINALLY steps in to ease Christina back--Shannen chuckling--hardly scolding Ags with authority--more of a ‘young naughty minx, you know you can’t punch a girl in her bottoms like that’, then setting Ags free to dive back in. Badly ravaged Spears ties up and holds a-squirming Christina at the bell--Aguilera responds with a cracking, savage elbow-mash hard to cheek which loosens Britney’s legs. Aguilera fans start chanting “And I threw an ELBOW!” in unison as Chris struts back to her corner.

R3: First minute--Aguilera back outside--stalking, setting up her hook with a little pawing right hand, then really cranking the left with whippy authority. Spears sliding to her left in anticipation--it’s actually good technical boxing as the girl negotiate each other’s strengths early. Britney edging in behind lead right hands off the stomach, staying close to crowd the smaller girl and let her feel some weight. Brawny stuff--Spears getting mouth on shoulder on Aguilera, trading lusty downstairs, slowly backing the brunette into the ropes. Christina suffering--she’s getting worked over, not answering back as much--Spears able to butt her back the shoulder, then drive to her belly, ribs, just beneath the breasts, really pounding away at Aguilera’s firm little torso. It’s all too much--final minute, a sobbing Christina wilts to all fours, accumulation of punches wearing her out, Shannen wraps up Britney and bodies her all the way across the ring, pressing her heavily into the ropes, holding her down with a tight grip on Britney’s waistband and ISSUING A STERN WARNING! Britney screaming “Start the COUNT! What are you DOING?” By the time Doherty returns--Aguilera’s on her feet,. Blinking back the tears--Shannen rubbing Christina’s gloves off, clearly concerned, making sure Chris is OK to continue.

R4: HEINOUS! Christina SAILING into Britney’s trunks with both hands, driving blonde buttocks deep into the ropes, pumping and thrusting away as Spars tries to tie up--Shannen very indulgent with her breaks, letting Aguilera pour it on before separating the girls. Spears’ cheeks tear stained, she’s sliding along the ropes with a wincing, mincing step--heartlessly walked down by Christina and attacked all around the perimeter. Funny thing is--when Chris goes to the body legally, she’s very effective--nice pumping rhythm, obviously wearing Britney down, beating the blonde’s firm abs, tender jugs and achy ribs with a steady drumming, Spears badly off her game, getting out hustled to the gut and below--she finally wraps up and holds on tight when suddenly--BRITNEY SCREAMS IN PAIN! Aguilera sinking her teeth into Brit’s right trapezoid muscle, nuzzling in there to break the clinch, then as Spears’ arms fly apart it’s back to the tanned gut with chugging abuse. At the bell--Britney SOBBING in complain to Shannen and Chris cracks her late on the mouth with another flying elbow--prompting more chants from the huge Aguilera contingent. In between rounds--fight in the stands--Aguilera fan pulls a Britney’s fans head back from the seat behind, ringing girly punches down on the chick’s ace and chest until security can break it up.

R5: Britney smoldering in her corner--she comes off her stool seething, but under control. Systematic attack classic Britney--hands low when she’s outside, lithe bouncing footwork to jump in with lea hooks or right hands, then swivel-pivoting out of there, little Chris taking a good shot--she’s often caught looking by Britney’s potshots, brunette head cracked back by flush impacts, then Spears is gone, Aguilera coming forward, but not using her jab--Spears able to lure her in, sidestep her at the ropes, hook her on the way past, stab righty straight down into the paunch--it’s pretty stuff. Shutout Spears and tempers flare--girls screaming vitriol at each other as Doherty cracks up, making a half-hearted attempt to separate trembling beauties. Sporadic brawls break out in the stands--MGM staffers putting out fires all over the place.

Aguilera/Spears conc.

Posted by Simguy on 12/15/2003, 12:07 pm.

R6: Britney setting down a little more, still looking to ease back and catch Chris the check hook or spot the stubby counter right hand. Aguilera showing nonce again she knows how to fight--she’s got a nice swinging hook to the liver, fitting it in sweet under Spears’ elbow and pivoting left around the punch as Spears soaks up the punishment. Midway through, girls trade rights, turn on hooks and BRITNEY SCOOTS TO HER BUTT! Spears dropped as she steps back and catches--crowd ROARS to its feet--and AGUILERA PILES INTO THE GIRL! Chris flattening Britney to the canvas, then rising with a forearm hard across Spears’ face, just grinding it in--Christina smiling--Britney whining--Doherty trying to separates’ and AGUILERA LANDS ON THE BREAK! Britney covering up and staggering into the ropes--she’s rattled, supposed to get an 8 count--Christina’s on her and PUNCHING! Brit’s left side against the ropes, she’s doubled over and helpless--Aguilera pumping into the offered right flank, walloping back, digging multiple right hands up into the belly and jug. Britney just overwhelmed, cover sup, takes a shellacking to the bell and stays covered up--wise to Chrissy’s post-bell elbows at this point.

R7: Christina advancing--jabbing to Britney’s chest, throwing a nice straight right hand into the body and that swinging hook to the liver has Britney stooping forward, grunting when it lands. Spears in orderly retreat--sidestepping to keep her back off the ropes, sweeping Christina’s punches away from her body as she keeps distance. Chris more and more confident, pressing the attack, starting to pin her ears back and throw wider, harder haymakers with impunity. Down the stretch, Britney retreats to the ropes, bending at the waist, swaying side to side and she catches Chris flush a quick right/left on the jaw, jumping to the left as Aguilera staggers face-first into the ropes. Britney borrowing Alba’s favourite move, hurting Christina off the ropes--blonde moves in to let her hands go, Right uppercut, left hook-Aguilera rung up, sagging into ropes and BRITNEY GOES JUG! Pumping romp to Christina’s helpless sacks--Brit just rotating her shoulders and driving up into the meat--Shannen tackles Spears away at the bell, driving her roughly into the turnbuckles. Doherty and Spears get into it as a blubbering Aguilera staggers to her corner, hugging herself in pain.

R8: First two minutes--good, polished, hard-hitting stuff midring. Spears is through finessing this girl--she’s putting her left shoulder into Chris, swapping hooks to the body, getting Mexican in there. Aguilera baring her teeth and getting her licks in--she’s tearing up Britney’s belly hooks, clapping her face with tight strokes in close. By the final minute--Britney’s heft starts to take effect--Aguilera giving ground, looking sullen as Sears presses up to body her into the ropes. All Spears to the bell--keeping it nice and tight, slashing at Aguilera’s throbbing paunch, digging in under the breast line, clocking the face side to side with swiping little cuffs and leaning in with her shoulder to make Chris feel the weight.

R9: Christina finally looking shopworn--Britney’s winning the exchanges shrugging off Aguilera’s punching at this point, deliberately bodying up to walk the smaller girl to the ropes. Spears applying a greasy beat down--constantly on top of Chris when not punching, despite Doherty’s quick breaks )often trunk-tugging from behind) that obviously work to Aguilera’s advantage. Christina’s legs are dead--she’s just propping herself up in one spot on the ropes, letting Britney come to her, trying to tie up Spears’ arms, or pull her head down. Whenever Aguilera bends too far forward to protect that battered middle-Britney samples tight back flesh with skidding, clubbing blows, drawing boozy winces from the brunette and fierce warnings from the ref. Spears strong to the body, using Christina up, ,pushing wetly off ay the bell and glaring at Doherty en route to her corner.

R10: Thick, bruising tit for tat trade--pace has slowed, but the girls are getting everything into the punches they do throw. Spears starting to miss her right hand-Aguilera slipping in nicely, coming back that lathering hook to the liver, doubling it up to the ear--smaller girl starting to get the better of it. Down the stretch, Ags able to beat Brit to the right hand, bouncing fists off Spears’ face with soccer-ball smash, then hooking the waist to bring the blonde forward, Ags has Britney ramshackle down the stretch--Spears bent forward, elbows in--Chris exhausted, mouth open, but willing herself to work--she tucks into Britney with plowing lefts and rights low--Spears groaning at the final indignity as the bell sounds. Standing side by side, Doherty in between--decision comes back UD10 Spears, Shannen purses her lips, tosses Britney’s hand to the side and walks with a devastated Aguilera back to her corner.

After: Britney: “I think we saw what Christina was all about. She does hit a little harder than I was expecting and shes a little more competitive than I thought, but come ON! Without Doherty mothering her in there, and without all those low blows and elbows--I don’t think Chris could have gotten out of that third round,. She’s a flyweight--I keep telling people--she has to fight like that to compensate.”

Christina: “I tore up ion Britney tonight--I kicked her bubble butt all over that ring, She couldn’t take my hook--I was bouncing her off the canvas like a basketball--it was pathetic. I don’t want to hear anymore crap about me being too small--I went 10 hard rounds with Britney and I had her ready to go many, many times, There’ll be another day and I WILL finish what I started tonight.”

Shannen, in response to a lot of post-fight heat. “I had the best vantage point in there, and yes, it was a very chippy, hard to control fight, but you know what? Britney was the instigator. She really knows how to push Christina’s buttons because Aguilera’s so fiery--Britney would just do something subtle and get a reaction and it LOOKED to some like Chris was initiating the foul. Not that I condone what Chris did at times, but I understood it. IO think the worst stuff was that kidney punching of Britney’s--when is the FCBA going to crack down on her for that?”

Murky results overall--Aguilera goes the distance, drops Britney with hooks and competes very well in spots, but she DID benefit from some lax refereeing, long counts and her own spicy punching south of the border, not to mention her famous elbows, How Close are these two really? Doesn’t look like we have solid answers yet.

Reposted by Archer 10/31/10.

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