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15 January 2000 Natalie Portman vs Leann Rimes

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 4 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on Saturday, 15-Jan-2000 15:33;33

Before: Tank Enterprises scraping the bottom of the barrel to find a living, breathing human being that Rimes can beat. Portman fit’s the bill--too small to hurt Leanne, too unskilled to prevent herself from being hurt--but apparently wanting the fight nonetheless. Natalie in skimpy charcoal sports bra, adidas nylon sweat pants; Rimes in white sports bra, light blue adidas terrycloth trunks.

During R1: Rimes wild and rough around the edges, but Portman with nothing to offer gets her head handed to her. Leanne making determined rushes, swinging wide and hard--Natalie turning away from the blows, pushing her little stick  arms out in a pathetic attempt to keep Rimes back, Leann can’t finish--poor form leads to poor leverage, but Portman goes back to her corner bloody lipped, and marked up.

R2: Rimes calmer, more efficient, waits for Portman to serve up a jab, and pounds right hands down the brunette’s throat in response. Portman hurt, turning away with quaking knees, and Rimes follows her to the ropes. Natalie looking to box off the ropes, but is battered as Leann opens up, clubbing Portman senseless with a poor man’s Dani Fishel finishing flurry. Ref steps in as Natalie blubbers “stop” through broken lips--TKO2 Leann Rimes.

After: Rimes gets her first notch, but has scribes grumbling about the “dark side of boxing” with this horrid mismatch. Still, Rimes in desperate need of developmental fights, needs to cut her teeth on this caliber opponent, or suffer the same consequences herself ion the shark tank of celebrity boxing.

Reposted by Archer 11/16/10.

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