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15 October 2010 Minka Kelly vs Leighton Meester

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BOXING AFTER DARK

 

Pt 1 

Posted by simguy on 10/15/2010, 9:30 am

 

BEFORE: Minka debuting as World's Sexiest Woman against a rival/castmate from The Roomate: Kelly knows the score: "I knew as soon as it was announced that a lot of girls would be furious, and that I'd have to fight to prove myself," Minka admits in prefight. "But that thrills me - I want more fights, and I want the clout to make OTHER girls fight - and you need profile to make that happen. As for Leighton - she was such a jealous bytch to me on The Roomate - but it was weird: sometimes we'd work together to keep Aly cooped up in her trailer - sometimes we'd be at each other's throats. I'll admit - she bullied me at the start, but by the end of the shoot, I was holding my own, and plenty of Leighton's, too! I can't think of a better person to leave my 'Sexiest' stamp on!" Meester fuming - just hearing Minka talk seems to be driving Leighton nutz. "Saying Minka's sexy is like saying gerbils are sexy," Leighton quips. "I mean - she's a cute, cuddly little toy - I'm not even sure I'd say she's a 'woman', but whatever. Nobody in this industry needs a beating worse than Minka right now, so I'm stepping in. And Kelly, with it being close to Halloween and all, I just want to say: I'M GONNA BE POUNDIN' YOUR PUMPKINS! WHADDYA THINK OF THAT YOU BEYOTCH???" Minka up out of her seat - cue security: Leighton cackling with pleasure as she makes her foe lose composure. Minka in classy black bra/panties set from Esquire; white gloves with black tuxedo-style cuffs; hair loose. Leighton in green lace push up, baby blue bikini bottoms; white gloves. Leighton smug, hateful during staredown, pushing Minka's buttons.

During R1: Minka jamming straight lead-rights into Leighton's chest, then clipping across swift palm-down hooks: Meester punched to ropes early. Mink very sturdy when she's set...right foot well back, pushing her weight forward with those stamping lead rights, her buttocks shuddering side to side with the violence of her motion. Lead right shorter than a lead jab would be, but landing with heft: Meester covered up earmuff, lounging on ropes, starting to soak it up from Minka. Kelly patient, systematic - punishing Meester's waistline/flanks both hands; clanging away up top to reduce the guard. Meester keeps herself together defensively, but doesn't do much out of the pocket: shutout Minka.

R2: Mount Meester erupts: healthy, chugging hup-hup to jug drives Minka to ropes early. Leighton humbling the offending bra, then bouncing mitts off tummy: tidy, compact combinations touching Minka up. Kelly trying to issue back off the ropes, but getting tagged: Leighton aggressive, actively seeking to punch-with and timing Mink for hurt. Final minute - steady attrition to the body has Minka gasping/waving back weak counters: short, clobbering right upside the jaw drapes her loose/wide eyed in ropes. Leighton POURS into suddenly defenseless rack, jacking up the ol' pumpkin-patch as poor Minka swoons. Bell: Leighton shruggachugs in a couple more stuffing left/rights, then hoots: "PUMPKINS!" as poor Minka's panting in distress.

R3: Leighton all cocky smirks and haughty eyes: she spends a minute circling clockwise, jabbing Minka's face, getting off rapid one-twos as Kelly bobs-and-turns on the spot. Leighton in control, drives forward with tuff hooks to Minka's waist: Kelly groaning, driven to ropes again, issues fight's first clinch as Leighton's pressing-in with a forearm across aching Minka-jug. Ref's break: Leighton back atop Minka with brisk rights and lefts: Meester opening up, slugging freely, then bodying up to keep Minka pinned down. Kelly brawny in the clinch, wriggling her arms inside Leighton's and digging back at offending midsection: hot-n'-heavy two way pumping/jerking late as girls hunch backs, lay in, and trade tuff underneath.

R4: Same again - Leighton's legs giving her initiative: as she circles Minka, Kelly's turning, crouching, not setting her feet. Meester spiralling in close, working hooks to midriff; scrubbing away on jug side to side; bumping the left shoulder and picking Minka up cute left uppercuts to chin. Kelly getting outworked, touched up, but when they're fighting shoulder to shoulder, she's responding and doing work. Bell: Leighton peppy, upbeat - pushing Minka off and brisk-walking back to her corner; Kelly hands on hips, thoughtful back to hers.

R5: Minka re-establishes the lead right - crushing it flat against Meester's breasts, punching Leighton onto her heels. Trade in hooks goes Minka's way as well: Leighton getting her chin turned in the exchanges. Minka moving her head well in her base-stance - bobbing on the spot, looking to trigger that lead right/swift left combo. Meester fighting skillfully in retreat - walking Minka into check-hooks, then weaving to edge the left shoulder into Minka's chest. Digging and mauling on the inside - shoulders writhing as fighters try to wrap each other and dig right hands to body. Minka stronger here, walking Leighton around while punishing her.

R6: Brutal toe-to-toe as Leighton elects to stand her ground, welcoming Minka in shoulder-to-shoulder. Digging trade in hooks works both tummies/tits. Eventually, girls lean in to slide left arms in under opposing rights - working in the semi-clinch to plug right hands into throbbing torsos. Meaty spank of leather on meat as girls grit teeth and get it done: shoving brutality underneath sees Minka slowly work Leighton to ropes and own her there at bell. Mink a touch too heavy pushing up off her sweaty foe: Leighton gives an angry shove - tempers flare - ref jumps in as ingenues lose composure.

R7: Leighton proves she can fight tummy to tummy with Minka - sliding the left arm in under Mink's right to work out of the clinch. Stuffing, plugging stuff - girls panting out hot breaths onto one another's shoulders as tummies are pumped. At ropes - Minka will writhe her right arm in under Leighton's left, tying her up and twisting her into ropes, getting off two-fisted to belly until Leighton can twist-reverse in turn. Both bodies soundly beaten this round: Leighton separates herself by coming off-tummy with right uppercuts, picking Minka's face up pretty for points. Bell: Leighton pushes up off with a hard shoulder in Minka's breasts...in jumps the ref as Minka fumes.

R8: Right back into the clinch - fighters sweating it out in one another's brawling embrace. Constant wriggling to get left arm in under opposing right - or to deny this by reaching in under both arms and bodying the opponent about. Right hands plunder weary tummies/jam into plump racks...little awkard to hit the head out of the semi-clinch, but both girls will clout left ears/back of the noggin in spots. Stamping about tummy to tummy, Minka a little stronger again - working hard to back Leighton into ropes. Girls gasping - pressing their faces into opposing necks or shoulders, scrubbing tired tousles: it's getting hot and murky in there as fighters do as much pushing as punching.

R9: Minka SHAKES Leighton with an opening lead right/left hook combo: Meester staggering back after a tuff chin-check, hitting ropes, forming earmuff. Minka able to square away - rest her head against Leighton's forward guard while plowing the gut two-handed: Meester's body/legs prove sturdy under a torrid assault. Second minute - as Minka's fury abates, Leighton launches counter attack - finding chin via a pair of short-shrugging left uppercuts, then jamming a short-chopping right to left-side of Minka's jaw. Kelly wobbly butt, sputtering around: Leighton gatthers her up, muscles her into ropes, starts shoving home righty-to-body while riding her left around Minka's upper back! Kelly whining in pain, sitting in ropes: Leighton getting all big on her, stacking her up, then deploying both fists in festive romps hither-and-yon upon Minka's proud torso. Kelly sagging - showing tired earmuff: Meester POUNDS the gut rich rights and lefts, then looks to saw through the guard via short right uppercuts. Minka scuffed up, staring by the bell as Meester forces smouldering eye contact. FOREARM ACROSS THE JUGS! Poor Minka not ready - Leighton bares teeth, claps a right forearm down upon rival jug and pushing in, winning a shocked bleat of pain from the Minkster!

R10: Close fight - both ingenues mouthbreathing, exhausted, but determined to humble the other. Brutal shoulder to shoulder tummy-mugging ends when Leighton lights Minka up the inside right uppercut: Kelly's legs buckle, her face stricken as she staggers away forlorn. Bruising follow up sees Leighton hammer either hip/flank, only to receive a shoving right to the pit of the stomach as Minka stands her ground. Renewed two-way brawling: Minka outpunching Leighton, tearing her up to tummy and tits, then shouldering her off: it's Kelly coming forward, walking Leighton down. Meester blinking, starting to unravel as punches bounce off her head/shoulders, or stick into torso-flesh. Down the stretch, it's hungry, hungry Minka, hounding Leighton along ropes, clubbing, stacking, scouring. Meester rocked and wobbly, holds on at the bell to avoid going down. Comes back UD10 draw after 10 fierce heats!

Minka and Leighton banged up, exhausted, but pissed at the decision...

Girls in their bras and panties, standing hands on hips, chatting back and forth...

Minka: "Well, I want more. We need to settle this."

Leighton: "I'll fight an 11th. You're ready to go - 3 more minutes will finish you - let's do it!"

Minka: "Think so? How 'bout we fight until one of us wins TWO rounds consecutively. That way it's no fluke. Somebody has to be really, truly better."

Leighton: "Fine. Whatever."

Minka: "Good."

A hurried confab with ringside officials: Minka essentially creating policy by precedent in her undies...fighters fight until one girl wins back to back rounds, or gets stopped.

 

 

Meester/Kelly conc.

  

Posted by simguy on 10/15/2010, 9:31 am

 

R11: Leighton POURS it to Minka: wide right hand splashes across tummy; sweeping left takes in lats; pair o' pumping right uppercuts shovels tummy, driving Minka backward. Leaping left hook slaps Minka's lips: she hits ropes in alarm, staring in confusion. MEESTER'S ALL IN! Leighton baring fangs, lowering her head and pum-pum-PUMMELING breadbasket as Minka sobs, sags to a seat in cables. Poor Kelly reaching to tie up around Leighton's shoulders: Meester crosses her wrists against her chest, pushes into Minka's embrace to compress offending jugs with a shoulder...repetitive shoving loosens Minka's grip as Leighton resumes her offensive. Kelly soundly thrashed - worked over to the body, and down the stretch, eating hard right uppercuts to chin as well: she's a swooning beauty as Leighton keeps punching after the bell.

R12: Meester's shot, mouthbreathing: she went all in and Minka survived. Shoe's on the other foot: Mink stalking Leighton - driving on her with the lead right hand-stamp to chest, followed by whistling hooks. Meester staggering around the ring, trying to get her legs back: Minka walking her down, punishing her in spots. Mink employing palm-down rights against Leighton's torso in close - Kelly with her left hand braced inside Leighton's right shoulder to hold 'er steady. Meester crying out "GUH! GUH!" each time Minka ram-stamps the body: poor Leighton reaching to clinch, only to get stacked up hard by vengeful Minka. Bell: Mink squirming in Leighton's grasp, straining to push Meester deep to ropes: ref has to pull Minka out of the sweaty belly to belly embrace. During the break, exhausted Leighton breaks down into whimpering little tears: these girls are going where no ingenue's gone before.

R13: Leighton stands her ground, walks Minka into a resolute jab: Kelly wasting precious time wading straight in, only to be jab-rejected. Initiative moves from Minka to Leighton: Meester able to come forward after the first minute halts Minka's momentum. Second minute: Leighton stepping in the jab; getting close to trigger short right uppercuts; cleaning up hooks right-ear or behind right elbow as Minka's covering up. Pivoting left: Leighton retains initiative - turning Minka, keeping her defensive...Meester avoids elimination with good, smart pocket-boxing, throwing the pressure back on Minka.

R14: Minka leading that stubby straight right up the middle - spanking Leighton's face back: it's Kelly walking Meester down. Ropes: Leighton's mouth open, eyes glassy as she slaps back desperate punches. Minka hard-eyed, bobbing at the waist, pounding Leighton hooks and sidearm right hands in the waist until Meester sits compliant in ropes. Left hand 'round Leighton's right shoulder - Minka touches Meester a right in the body, then RIPS the right uppercut between Meester's mitts: Leighton's head pops up astonished - eyes closed/eyebrows arched high/lips parted in shock. Kelly goes all in on stricken Meester, but Leighton won't go! Leighton slumping butt-in-ropes, showing helpless face-in-gloves and sponging a torrid beatdown, but it's KELLY weeping in exhaustion, arms dangling at her sides at the bell. Shipwrecked beauties stagger/wander back to respective corners - both girls crying, trying to find extra reserves.

R15: Groggy vixens fall into one another's arms, responding sleepily to one another's hated touch. Wriggling, writhing...mouths open wet on offending shoulders, eyes closed - they struggle to push-and-slog. Fight stumbles around the ring, into and off the ropes - girls frequently palming each other's biceps to shake the other out, then give her a good stiff clout across the chops. Down the stretch, they dig mindlessly out of the semi-wrap - cramming right hands into weary bellies while left arms snake in under opposing rights. Bell: Leighton still shoving in righty as Minka sobs, sits in ropes, waiting for ref to save her.

R16: Girls stagger-to, tie up, waltz each other to ropes. Exhausted, sweaty pushing as fighters create punching room, then plow away until the other responds. Minka on top at ropes, forcing herself on Leighton, pushing on her, pounding her insistent right hands in the body...more and more, Leighton's just clinching, whining until ref's break. Minka open-mouthed, but still functioning: she's willing herself to wade back in, body up, making Leighton take weight first, then punches. Down the stretch - Leighton butt-in-ropes - controlled by Minka's left hand inside the right shoulder: Kelly's plowing away. Shoving right hand takes Leighton in the midsection; stamping, palm-down right pounds Leighton's pumpkins; sidearm right (with Minka's elbow in tight at her hip) pounds paunch; slanting palm-down right chops down against paunch; short, blunt right punches across Leighton's mouth/right cheek. On and on - Minka stacking Leighton up with the left hand, slamming away at her righty...Leighton's torso tilting to her left along ropes, eyelashes batting...DOWN GOES MEESTER! Leighton punched to sleep - she collapses to rest belly-down parallel to ropes as Minka falls to her knees nearby. KO16 Minka Kelly!

AFter: Minka! Minka! Why the risk - the torture - of having to win 2 rounds back to back? "I wanted it decisive - even if I lost," a badly drained, beat-up MInka K winces in postfight. "I don't want a draw; I don't want sudden death; I want to know who's better and I think the fans do, too. Leighton says I'm not sexy - well, fighting to a decisive finish IS sexy: it's the sexy, dominant choice to make. I'm not saying I'm the best fighter out there, but I'm tuff, and I won't ever disappoint the fans with lack of effort. You know what's NOT sexy? Getting used up and stopped by another girl. Someone please tell Leighton that when she wakes up!"
 
 

 

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