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31 January 2022 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on January 31, 2022, 8:14 pm

 

 

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Billie Eilish, Meg Donnelly, Peyton List, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Tate McRae, Olivia Rodrigo, Kennedy McMann, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic card. We appreciate their all coming. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Billie and Meg. You're on record as saying this is the year for a step forward from them. They both started it well..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Indeed, they did. I've been very impressed with both of these young ladies since they came to Front Street in 2020. I think they both have the tools to win championships in the FCBA, and they've been learnin' more and more about using those tools, so, 2022 can be a big year for both. We think it will be. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Kennedy's another girl who's in that 'step forward' category. Meanwhile, another nice effort from Peyton, who seems to have gotten things untracked since she came to Front Street..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "As I said last month, Peyton came in here with a lot to prove. And, she's proven a LOT. As for Kennedy, this is a girl we believe can compete successfully in two divisions. She can box. She has power. She moves very well. And, she's whip smart. She can become a contender. And, that's what we expect her to do. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about one of your new signings. Olivia Rodrigo. That has to be considered a coup for Front Street..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, I certainly think it is. I know for a fact that there was no shortage of stables interested in addin' Ms. Rodrigo. And, I couldn't be more excited that she's here with us in Philly. This girl is a future bantamweight champion. Count on it. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about your other newbie, the girl sitting at your right hand, Tate McRae..."

Man In The Hat: "OK, first, let me say AGAIN that this ain't Red Square during the freakin' May Day parade. You don't need to try Kremlinology about who is sittin' where. That being said, Ms.McRae is no less than the best athlete we have ever had at Front Street, and, it says here, maybe the best athlete to ever compete in the FCBA. She's a full lightweight at age 18 with excellent power and flexibility that borders on the ridiculous. Tate McRae is GOIN' places and we are gonna GET her there. Count on THAT, too. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"

 

 

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